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Bible Forgive my stupid posts - 07-31-2020, 09:25 AM

Dear all, yesterday I Blasphemed In this website.
I repent all my sins.
I advocated masturbation in a post, I pray to God to forgive me for that.
I request you to pray for me.
May God bless us all
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Bomb Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 07-31-2020, 10:39 AM

You will not be forgiven and will be put in hell you dirty sinner.
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Default Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 07-31-2020, 11:56 AM

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Dear all, yesterday I Blasphemed In this website.
I repent all my sins.
I advocated masturbation in a post, I pray to God to forgive me for that.
I request you to pray for me.
May God bless us all
Dear Mr. Black. Can you confess your sins to me in a better detailed manner? I would like to judge if you are beyond salvation.
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Bible Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 07-31-2020, 12:09 PM

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Dear Mr. Black. Can you confess your sins to me in a better detailed manner? I would like to judge if you are beyond salvation.
I'll be happy to, but I have a doubt. Didn't jesus say "thou shall not judge"?
It's just a doubt


what I did was, I wrote supporting masturbation.
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I'll be happy to, but I have a doubt. Didn't jesus say "thou shall not judge"?
It's just a doubt


what I did was, I wrote supporting masturbation.
Since you confessed your sin of Onanism, all you have to do now is promising that you will never sin again. I suggest you also to do fasting and prayer sessions to keep the sin away.
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Bible Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 07-31-2020, 12:15 PM

I said in a post that masturbation is good to relax the mind.But I regret it now
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Default Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 07-31-2020, 01:48 PM

Umm... why are you listening to the Catholic? This is a Christian website. You'd be better off listening to the atheist troll Didymus...

How about you start over from the top when a Pastor comes to greet you?


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Jesus Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 07-31-2020, 11:47 PM

Typical behavior for a nigra. Always lying and saying 'he did not mean to do it'. It is why they are an inferior race. The Holy Bible tells us so.

Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Genesis 9:26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Genesis 34:1 And Dinah the daughter of Leah, which she bare unto Jacob, went out to see the daughters of the land.
Genesis 34:2 And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, prince of the country, saw her, he took her, and lay with her, and defiled her.

Numbers 25:6 And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Numbers 25:7 And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand;
Numbers 25:8 And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.

Deuteronomy 7:3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Judges 3:5 And the children of Israel dwelt among the Canaanites, Hittites, and Amorites, and Perizzites, and Hivites, and Jebusites:
Judges 3:6 And they took their daughters to be their wives, and gave their daughters to their sons, and served their gods.
Judges 3:7 And the children of Israel did evil in the sight of the LORD, and forgat the LORD their God, and served Baalim and the groves.

1st Kings 11:1 But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh, women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites;
1st Kings 11:2 Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love.

Proverbs 23:27 For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.
Proverbs 23:28 She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men.
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Proverbs 23:33 Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things.

Ezra 9:2 For they have taken of their daughters for themselves, and for their sons: so that the holy seed have mingled themselves with the people of those lands: yea, the hand of the princes and rulers hath been chief in this trespass.

Ezra 10:2 And Shechaniah the son of Jehiel, one of the sons of Elam, answered and said unto Ezra, We have trespassed against our God, and have taken strange wives of the people of the land: yet now there is hope in Israel concerning this thing.
Ezra 10:3 Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives, and such as are born of them, according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law.
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Ezra 10:10 And Ezra the priest stood up, and said unto them, Ye have transgressed, and have taken strange wives, to increase the trespass of Israel.
Ezra 10:11 Now therefore make confession unto the LORD God of your fathers, and do his pleasure: and separate yourselves from the people of the land, and from the strange wives.
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Ezra 10:17 And they made an end with all the men that had taken strange wives by the first day of the first month.

Nehemiah 9:2 And the seed of Israel separated themselves from all strangers, and stood and confessed their sins, and the iniquities of their fathers.

Nehemiah 13:3 Now it came to pass, when they had heard the law, that they separated from Israel all the mixed multitude.

Nehemiah 13:23 In those days also saw I Jews that had married wives of Ashdod, of Ammon, and of Moab:
Nehemiah 13:24 And their children spake half in the speech of Ashdod, and could not speak in the Jews' language, but according to the language of each people.
Nehemiah 13:25 And I contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair, and made them swear by God, saying, Ye shall not give your daughters unto their sons, nor take their daughters unto your sons, or for yourselves.
Nehemiah 13:26 Did not Solomon king of Israel sin by these things? yet among many nations was there no king like him, who was beloved of his God, and God made him king over all Israel: nevertheless even him did outlandish women cause to sin.
Nehemiah 13:27 Shall we then hearken unto you to do all this great evil, to transgress against our God in marrying strange wives?
Nehemiah 13:28 And one of the sons of Joiada, the son of Eliashib the high priest, was son in law to Sanballat the Horonite: therefore I chased him from me.
Nehemiah 13:29 Remember them, O my God, because they have defiled the priesthood, and the covenant of the priesthood, and of the Levites.
Nehemiah 13:30 Thus cleansed I them from all strangers, and appointed the wards of the priests and the Levites, every one in his business;

Ecclesiastes 3:21 Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth?

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Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept.

Jeremiah 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

Jeremiah 50:37 A sword is upon their horses, and upon their chariots, and upon all the mingled people that are in the midst of her; and they shall become as women: a sword is upon her treasures; and they shall be robbed.

Ezekiel 30:5 Ethiopia, and Libya, and Lydia, and all the mingled people, and Chub, and the men of the land that is in league, shall fall with them by the sword.

Matthew 15:24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
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Matthew 15:26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 08-01-2020, 01:45 AM

I am quite perplexed. To begin with, your username is "Black man" but your bio clearly states you are a white Christian.



Also, you post in the introduction forum but fail to introduce yourself, tell us which church you go to, and what your favorite Bible verse is.


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I am quite perplexed. To begin with, your username is "Black man" but your bio clearly states you are a white Christian.

Also, you post in the introduction forum but fail to introduce yourself, tell us which church you go to, and what your favorite Bible verse is.
Dear Dana, I am told by reliable sources that such careless behavior is, in fact, typical for black men.
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Dear Dana, I am told by reliable sources that such careless behavior is, in fact, typical for black men.
You are right, Sister Basilissa. And they are fond of lying as well.


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Dear Dana, I am told by reliable sources that such careless behavior is, in fact, typical for black men.
So very true. This is one time that all the wild unbelievable stories and what appears to be out right fabrications is factual.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I am quite perplexed. To begin with, your username is "Black man" but your bio clearly states you are a white Christian.
I did that intentionally, for fun.
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Typical behavior for a nigra. Always lying and saying 'he did not mean to do it'. It is why they are an inferior race. The Holy Bible tells us so.
“Let all bitterness, wrath, anger, clamor and evil speaking be put away from you, with all malice,” says the Bible (Ephesians 4:31)
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Default Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 08-02-2020, 04:19 PM

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I did that intentionally, for fun.
You seem to have a very odd sense of humor, sweetie.

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I'll be happy to, but I have a doubt. Didn't jesus say "thou shall not judge"?
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“Let all bitterness, wrath, anger, clamor and evil speaking be put away from you, with all malice,” says the Bible (Ephesians 4:31)
I'll pray you are able to use those words to curb your mandingo savagery.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 08-06-2020, 07:09 PM

Hello, my new black friend. All of your sins can be washed away by jesus' blood if you confess to Him (and not some Catholic), tell Him you are truly sorry for your sin, and ask Him to take control of your life.

I made a commitment to stop masturbating more than fifteen years ago. I had a relapse in 2011, but I repented and renewed my promise to God. it's been smooth sailing ever since. I hope you can have what I have!



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Default Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 08-06-2020, 08:32 PM

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Umm... why are you listening to the Catholic? This is a Christian website.
Apparently he's a friar. I'm not sure what a friar is.
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Default Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 08-06-2020, 11:33 PM

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Apparently he's a friar. I'm not sure what a friar is.
Friar rhymes with liar. Could be some new Nigra slang for lying. As one who has studied the Nigra people all my life, it’s not above them to use code words like “bling bling”, “Mary Jane”, “snoop dog”, etc. are the Catholics in cahoots with Shifty, Smoothy, and D-Money when coming up with words like “friar”?
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Default Re: Forgive my stupid posts - 08-06-2020, 11:52 PM

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Apparently he's a friar. I'm not sure what a friar is.
I'm not sure what this means, either, dear Sister Mitza, but isn't this something that pertains to Kentucky?



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