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Secular science has discovered another Miracle by God: An animal that produces anuses in various parts of its body at will. While well-researched from the atheist viewpoint, this piece of information is nice but not thrilling. However, when examined through the unbiased lens of Creation Science, this becomes a Nobel-prize worthy discovery.

We have a "primitive" animal, a "warty comb jelly" of the Created Comb Jelly (Ctenophora) kind. It has no anus in its regular state. Only when it has eaten and consumed enough of God's Goodies, the gut closest to its surface produces an anus to get rid of the waste. Glory!
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Only when the animals are actually defecating does a tiny opening appear – and it disappears again straight afterwards.
“It is not visible when the animal is not pooping,” says Tamm. “There’s no trace under the microscope. It’s invisible to me.” His observations show there is no permanent connection between the gut and the rear of the body. Instead, as waste accumulates, part of the gut starts to balloon out until it touches the outer layer, or epidermis. The gut then fuses with the epidermis, forming an anal opening. Once excretion is complete, the process is reversed and the anus vanishes.


This is staggering news. A permanent anus is unnecessary. In fact, if we examine the Bible, the first references to defecation, that is, requirements for anuses, only arise in Deuteronomy followed by further references to its burning in Exodus and to the consumption of dung in Ezekiel, etc.

Deuteronomy 23:13
And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:

Was there dung before the Fall (Genesis 3:6)? Presumably not, as things were nice and clean. This also explains any problems with the second law of thermodynamics, that the secularists say was always the same, as Adam and Eve would have perished if unable to break down nutrients. Now we know that anuses are an afterthought, the food in Paradise was so good that no unnecessary fiber of microbial mass accumulated and had to eliminated.

The default state of man is a clean rear without an anus. This comb jelly is probably a remnant of the conditions that prevailed without sin. With the Fall (Genesis 3:6), the need to defecate arose. The sinning mankind seized the opportunity to mock Jesus and immediately started sodomizing each other (I suspect Cain and his offspring, but Adam in his fallen state could have been affected, too).

Without an anus you do not need to defecate. But, more importantly, you cannot commit sodomy. When there is no receptive orifice, homosexuality quickly dies out. Is this the answer we've been looking for? Godly Creation Scientists can now guide the secularists to extract the DNA of this comb jelly and splice its anus forming genes into men. This is such a promising scenario!



But, will it work? Is it possible to manipulate the genome only just enough to make the skin produce anuses everywhere where the gut is filled to the brim? Imagine this: something goes awry and the sodomites learn to produce anuses at will anytime, anywhere! It could happen!
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Because both the gut and epidermis are just a single cell layer thick, this can happen relatively easily and quickly. The animals defecate at regular intervals: once an hour in the 5-centimetre-long adults, and once every 10 minutes or so in the larvae.
Tamm thinks this process of the gut bulging and fusing with the epidermis to form an anus is how the anus evolved in the first place. The intermittent anus may represent an intermediate stage in which the structure has yet to become permanent.
A new anus every hour or - in the case of teenage sodomites - every 10 minutes. A new pristine hole with an elastic sphincter 6 times every single hour, 144 times a day, 52560 anus/year. This would mean 52560 rectal rapes every year.

Is this path safe? Certainly not, but regarding the spread of Godlessness, it is perhaps our only hope. We have nothing to lose! The sodomites are condemned in any case (1 Timothy 1:10), and this strategy will give them at least a chance to avoid Hell (John 3:18).

As for our future, it is conceivable that the circumstances in Heaven will be quite similar to Eden. Jesus will feed us (Revelation 7:17) presumably with nice foods containing only those nutrients that can be absorbed whole and produce no waste to be eliminated. I am quite sure that these Godly foods include burgers, freedom fries and other favorites of Godly President Trump. We return to the state that contains no anuses. I won't miss mine!


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Without an anus you do not need to defecate. But, more importantly, you cannot commit sodomy. When there is no receptive orifice, homosexuality quickly dies out. Is this the answer we've been looking for? Godly Creation Scientists can now guide the secularists to extract the DNA of this comb jelly and splice its anus forming genes into men. This is such a promising scenario!

But, will it work? Is it possible to manipulate the genome only just enough to make the skin produce anuses everywhere where the gut is filled to the brim? Imagine this: something goes awry and the sodomites learn to produce anuses at will anytime, anywhere! It could happen!A new anus every hour or - in the case of teenage sodomites - every 10 minutes. A new pristine hole with an elastic sphincter 6 times every single hour, 144 times a day, 52560 anus/year. This would mean 52560 rectal rapes every year.
This could be a blessing in disguise. Have you considered what would happen if the anus suddenly closes in the act of sodomy? The top would be doubly damned as a sodomite and a penile amputee.

Deut 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

He would be rendered incapable of ever committing sodomy again. Jesus wins either way!


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"Intermittent Anus" is my new garage band name.


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Secular science has discovered another Miracle by God: An animal that produces anuses in various parts of its body at will. . It has no anus in its regular state. Only when it has eaten and consumed enough of God's Goodies, the gut closest to its surface produces an anus to get rid of the waste. Glory!
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But when Tamm studied the warty comb jelly (Mnemiopsis leidyi), he could not find its anus.
I have no idea why “Tamm” did this in his spare time – it can’t have anything to do with science – the man’s clearly an abomination with strange personal perversions, but then, that’s atheists for you!

On a more theological view, I am staggered that such a creature, giving as it does, a clear moral insight into the origins of sodomy, is not mentioned in KJV1611, although God, who made it, must have known it was there!

I rather think that it would have fitted well into the OT in the Book of Jonah:
Jon:1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
Jon:1:18 Wherein were all manner of wonders including Mnemiopsis leidyi which doth offer unto the Lord no Anus but may bring them forth at will.
Jon:2:1 Then Jonah prayed unto the LORD his God out of the fish's belly,

Or into the NT in
The Miraculous Catch of Fish Luke:5:1 – 11
Lu:5:5: And Simon answering said unto him, Master, we have toiled all the night, and have taken nothing: nevertheless at thy word I will let down the net.
Lu:5:6: And when they had this done, they inclosed a great multitude of fishes and also of those creatures that do of an instant produce an anus: and their net brake.
Lu:5:7: And they beckoned unto their partners, which were in the other ship, that they should come and help them. And they came, and filled both the ships, so that they began to sink.





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Default Re: Animal with an anus that comes and goes could reveal the origins of sodomy - 03-10-2019, 08:59 PM

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But when Tamm studied the warty comb jelly (Mnemiopsis leidyi), he could not find its anus.
This falls into the category of "sentences I never thought I would read", though perhaps if I were acquainted with Tamm (which, thankfully, I am not) then I would find it less surprising.


But it occurs to me that this topic is very closely linked to Sister Mary Etheldreda's interesting query in the Landover Baptist Lounge: Will we have our genitals in Heaven, or will we look like Barbie and Ken dolls? With no need to defecate, will we have anuses - or should that be ānī? - in Heaven?


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This falls into the category of "sentences I never thought I would read", though perhaps if I were acquainted with Tamm (which, thankfully, I am not) then I would find it less surprising.


But it occurs to me that this topic is very closely linked to Sister Mary Etheldreda's interesting query in the Landover Baptist Lounge: Will we have our genitals in Heaven, or will we look like Barbie and Ken dolls? With no need to defecate, will we have anuses - or should that be ānī? - in Heaven?
I'm not ordinarily given to excess speculation, but in this case we see more perversity that we have come to expect - with some claiming there are now 63 "genders". I can only predict that the next big thing on the internet will be intermittent anus porn.


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This can go really bad and now "non binaries" can self identify as "intermittent anuses". And they will want to be able to marry and have children, and it will be an attack on family again.


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This can go really bad and now "non binaries" can self identify as "intermittent anuses".
My husband says that could only be an improvement, as at the moment there is nothing "intermittent" about their a**hole behavior!


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Default Re: Animal with an anus that comes and goes could reveal the origins of sodomy - 03-13-2019, 09:06 AM

I don't even know what this is. It's some kind of jelly? Do I put it on my toast?


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