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06-02-2009, 03:19 PM
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Cancer, wasn't it!
GLORY, the Lord knows how to deal with people like this!
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I Hope she doesn't try to jump off when the Hell Train makes it's next stop: The evil, also-cancerous, Patrick Swayze
Can't you just see the two of them together, looking out the window and discussing the scenery!
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06-02-2009, 03:25 PM
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Can't you just see the two of them together, looking out the window and discussing the scenery!
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They'd probably start a rock band called "My Chemo Romance".
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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06-02-2009, 03:26 PM
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Let us not forget the hellish stepchild of Love Boat
Star Trek the Next Generation
The parallels are all to obvious
Just look at the ship captains.
Every episode about a group of people fornicating with themselves and strangers in outer space.
Whoopi Goldberg was a recurring guest stat
Thus evil repeats itself.
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06-02-2009, 05:16 PM
Speaking of Star Dreck, let's not forget Star Trek: Voyager, with Captain Kathryn Rugmuncher, a holographically projected bitchy queen as the ship's doctor, and B'Elanna Torres, a child of miscegenation whose non-Earthling parent probably hadn't even been to an ex-Klingon ministry first.
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06-02-2009, 05:20 PM
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And didn't that Valerie whatever-her-name-is marry some depraved rock and roller?
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Indeed she did, and they had a child they named Beelzebub, Caligula, or something like that.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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06-02-2009, 06:32 PM
I Love Lucy
I have never been able to understand this show. I mean that literally. Lucy's incessant crying and Ricky's accent make them unintelligible.
Incomprehensibility aside, I am offended by a white woman being married to a Mexican.
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06-02-2009, 06:48 PM
Brother, I Love Lucy does have one redeeming characteristic, namely, the way in which it portrays relations between the sexes. Even though Ricky is an El-Salivadorean, or whatever the heck he is, Lucy never successfully escapes from her Divinely ordained role as a submissive help meet for him. She even says, "Yes, Sir" to him.
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06-02-2009, 07:04 PM
LIFE GOES ON, anyone? Here we see Corky being the middle of a Manwich with two queers as the buns.
What a sick, vile show this was. Corky burns down the restaurant, crashes a car during a driving test, tries to have a baby with another retard girl, and it featured a HIV+ character in sympathetic light.
Praise Spaceship Jesus for axe-ing this travesty!
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
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06-02-2009, 08:14 PM
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Touched by an Angel. What a blasphemous show this is! First of all, where in the Bible does it say there are female angels?! It doesn't! http://www.geocities.com/cobblestone...tbiblical.html
And even worse than that, on this program the black female angel is in charge of the white one. What?! As if the Lord God would allow such an arrangement within the workings of the Heavenly Kingdom. If there are any black angels, you can rest assured they are simply there to assist the white ones.
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so are you saying people of color are subordinate to white people? if so, you are an idiot.
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06-02-2009, 08:18 PM
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I Love Lucy
I have never been able to understand this show. I mean that literally. Lucy's incessant crying and Ricky's accent make them unintelligible.
Incomprehensibility aside, I am offended by a white woman being married to a Mexican.
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racist. hate. ignorance.
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06-02-2009, 08:44 PM
Apparently, Lucy-Morals (Morales?) wasn't enough for this beanzer - Evidence the way he is leering at all White women, everywhere!
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06-03-2009, 12:08 AM
Weren't Lucy and Desi communists too? Desi was Cuban after all...
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06-03-2009, 12:20 AM
CSI Miami, with that slow-talking David Caruso. Have you ever noticed how outrageously colorful everything is? A rainbow here, a rainbow there, soon you can tell that the lighting director is a little light in his loafers.
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06-03-2009, 01:29 AM
Damn, damn, damn Good Times! A show about a black family not slinging crack nor living off the government? Please!
Luke 5:31
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06-03-2009, 02:09 AM
Love American Style. This disgusting show is all about fornication and adultry and should be removed from the airwaves. How dare they feature the show around something as wholesome as the American and fireworks!
Theme song
Episode on a torrid, disgusting affair
A Wedding at a NUDIST colony!
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06-03-2009, 02:33 AM
I think the picture says it all. nigras, hispanics, micks, all gay, flaunting their perversions,
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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06-03-2009, 10:10 AM
Sir, your wife is a stilettoed whore.
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06-03-2009, 11:05 AM
No sure what you mean by 'stilettoed'? If you are referring to her foot gear, that is to keep her raised above the pig slop and chicken deficiation when she is out doing chores. Of course she is a whore, she is a woman who has born children.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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06-03-2009, 11:07 AM
I see the image of the show that upset me is gone. So here is another:
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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06-03-2009, 11:17 AM
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No sure what you mean by 'stilettoed'? If you are referring to her foot gear, that is to keep her raised above the pig slop and chicken deficiation when she is out doing chores. Of course she is a whore, she is a woman who has born children.
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"Stilettoed" does indeed refer to her shoes. I'm happy to have expanded your lexicon. Also, I'll pass along your silly and desperate explanation to the local farmers so they can have a good laugh.
And of course your wife is a whore for bearing children, but that's not why I called her a whore. Your insolence has been noted. I suggest you immediately apologize.
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