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Finland Proves Penises Are Shrinking! Sin to Blame. -
10-23-2018, 02:42 PM
A recent 1968 study by the Helsinki Foundation for the Penis and Scrotum show that adultery, smoking, playing cards and masturbation can lead to a significant reduction in the size of a man's penis and the amount of hemoglobin produced in the scrotal orbs. Between 1968 and 2017, 25 men were followed by researchers and were given various tests to determine the size of the men's manhood (called "measuring") and blood tests to ascertain levels of niacin, thiamine, and vitamin K.
Those whose lives were caught up in sin (including the sins mentioned above) were more than 2" smaller and had less good blood stuff than those whose very existence was spent praising God and testifying of His love in church each Sunday. Glory!
Men from this region of the world are known to have smaller erections than those from, say, Duluth in the United States. Still, the data gathered from this study seem to indicate that this reduction in size has begun to affect males across the globe from Liechtenstein to Liverpool and from Bozeman to Berlin.
I would give links to my research data but I am running out of room on this post. The moral of the story and the point of my message: Stop Sinning, Men! No amount of pleasure is worth not being able to produce soldiers for Christ's Army. How will you respond when Jesus asks YOU how many sons you sired?
Methinks "I couldn't produce one, Lord, because my thing was too small to puncture my wife's thunder thighs," is NOT going to get you into Heaven. STOP SINNING!
I praise God that He provides me with this insight so I can share it with all of you. I know just how much you appreciate it.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Finland Proves Penises Are Shrinking! Sin to Blame. -
10-23-2018, 06:47 PM
I'm most grateful for your well researched, erudite and scholarly post BrotherLarry. It's most informative, and it's always good to know that once again properly done science agrees with the Bible (KJV1611).
Amen.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Finland Proves Penises Are Shrinking! Sin to Blame. -
10-23-2018, 07:44 PM
Is this just happening in Finnland, Brother, to Finish men? And did the research take place during the winter? I am just asking because I am told that extremely cold weather can have a deleterious effect on the nether regions.
<on edit> On second thoughts, though, I believe that even when the sun is shining around the rim of the Earth, it is still pretty much always winter in the Scandie regions? So, please disregard my very foolish question and accept my apologies for even asking. Thank you.
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Re: Finland Proves Penises Are Shrinking! Sin to Blame. -
04-23-2019, 12:35 PM
Is it true that the majority of millennial boys now have testicles on top of their penis?
I say this because I have a porn-addicted friend who says that every time a "camgirl" violates herself with a dildo, she always holds it upside-down, and that it's getting really, really annoying. And the fact that I find it annoying is a annoying, which is also annoying
Anyway I blame soy.
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