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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-23-2019, 08:03 PM
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Well then how can you explain the lake magadi anomaly. It does not look man made and it doesnt look like a regular lake to me it looks green from what some of the maps show.
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Algae, perhaps? Who knows. But what do you mean by anomaly? For that matter, how come you can even spell anomaly?
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I'm not a shill from the tanzanian tourist board Tanzania is near eurphrates, it doesnt need to be exactly close to eurphrates for it to be the garden of eden
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Would you care to define what you mean by "near"? And it's Euphrates.
You haven't answered my first question: you say "a lot of people" have "evidence". Which people and what evidence?
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-23-2019, 08:27 PM
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Algae, perhaps? Who knows. But what do you mean by anomaly? For that matter, how come you can even spell anomaly?
Would you care to define what you mean by "near"? And it's Euphrates.
You haven't answered my first question: you say "a lot of people" have "evidence". Which people and what evidence?
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I don't think its algae. By near as in close to it. It's a little while aways but it still counts as close since if you look one one of those interactive maps and look up lake magadi and scroll for a bit you will come across Euphrates.
I know it's the garden of eden. The garden of eden was affected by the great flood so some water probably created it into a lake with some of the trees still standing including the tree of knowledge.
Plus lake magadi is even called Africa's garden of eden by tourists and some people who live there due to how similar it looks to the one described in the bible.
Reviews from safari bookings label it the garden of eden and on top of that if you go on YouTube and search up location of garden of eden google maps videos there are some videos agreeing that its there
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-23-2019, 08:35 PM
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Reviews from safari bookings label it the garden of eden and on top of that if you go on YouTube and search up location of garden of eden google maps videos there are some videos agreeing that its there
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Thank you, dear. Well, that's me convinced!
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-23-2019, 10:03 PM
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Well then how can you explain the lake magadi anomaly. It does not look man made and it doesnt look like a regular lake to me it looks green from what some of the maps show.
I'm not a shill from the tanzanian tourist board Tanzania is near eurphrates, it doesnt need to be exactly close to eurphrates for it to be the garden of eden
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By your logic, Hungary could be where the Garden of Eden was. Or maybe the area of Sorata in Bolivia. Or maybe Greenland? They all are "near" Tigris and Euphrates in the same sense as Tanzania is.
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I know it's the garden of eden. The garden of eden was affected by the great flood so
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How do you know that, sweetie?
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water probably created it into a lake with some of the trees still standing including the tree of knowledge.
Plus lake magadi is even called Africa's garden of eden by tourists and some people who live there due to how similar it looks to the one described in the bible.
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Where, sweetie?
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Reviews from safari bookings label it the garden of eden and on top of that if you go on YouTube and search up location of garden of eden google maps videos there are some videos agreeing that its there
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I have a serious question, sweetie: do you believe in even half of the idiotic stuff you write, or do you just write whatever, just to see how we react?
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-23-2019, 10:55 PM
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Thank you, dear. Well, that's me convinced!
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Exactly! See what I mean! Theres so much evidence for it to!
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-23-2019, 11:00 PM
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By your logic, Hungary could be where the Garden of Eden was. Or maybe the area of Sorata in Bolivia. Or maybe Greenland? They all are "near" Tigris and Euphrates in the same sense as Tanzania is.
How do you know that, sweetie?Where, sweetie?
I have a serious question, sweetie: do you believe in even half of the idiotic stuff you write, or do you just write whatever, just to see how we react?
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Tanzania is the closest than all of those. The predictions are way off on where the garden of eden is actually located since theres no mistaking there area for something else
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-23-2019, 11:09 PM
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Tanzania is the closest than all of those. The predictions are way off on where the garden of eden is actually located since theres no mistaking there area for something else
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What I meant, sweetie, is that neither Tanzania, Bolivia, Hungary, nor Greenland are close to Tigris and Euphrates.
Mesopotamia, on the other hand, lies between these rivers.
You also forgot to mention source of your revelation about how Great Flood affected garden of Eden, including presence of a lake there.
You also did not mention if you really believed any of the crap you write. Because I personally find it amusing that person capable of reading and writing would believe such idiotic things.
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-23-2019, 11:11 PM
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People such as who? You are just making this up. You sound more and more like a shill for the Tanzanian tourist board.
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Isn't he being just totally ridiculous, dear Sister Joanna? For him to make such a foolish statement about Euphrates being near Tanzania is like saying New York City is close to Honolulu. Well, I suppose it is, if you're looking at things from Melbourne, Australia. But I think we all know that rebellious one needs a checkup with Reverend Reality.
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-23-2019, 11:34 PM
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What I meant, sweetie, is that neither Tanzania, Bolivia, Hungary, nor Greenland are close to Tigris and Euphrates.
Mesopotamia, on the other hand, lies between these rivers.
You also forgot to mention source of your revelation about how Great Flood affected garden of Eden, including presence of a lake there.
You also did not mention if you really believed any of the crap you write. Because I personally find it amusing that person capable of reading and writing would believe such idiotic things.
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Tanzania and tte Euphrates are close actually about 7,015.1 km to be exact
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-24-2019, 02:07 AM
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Tanzania and tte Euphrates are close actually about 7,015.1 km to be exact
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I don't buy you are so stupid. I think you are going for troll of the year.
It is too early in the year for that, boy, come back in November and we'll see.
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-24-2019, 03:36 AM
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Tanzania and tte Euphrates are close actually about 7,015.1 km to be exact
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That's almost double the distance between New York and San Francisco, and roughly the distance between New York and Moscow. Does that look close to you?
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-24-2019, 07:10 AM
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I don't buy you are so stupid. I think you are going for troll of the year.
It is too early in the year for that, boy, come back in November and we'll see.
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I'm not stupid
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-24-2019, 07:15 AM
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They are closer some other places
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-24-2019, 07:33 AM
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By your logic, Hungary could be where the Garden of Eden was. Or maybe the area of Sorata in Bolivia. Or maybe Greenland? They all are "near" Tigris and Euphrates in the same sense as Tanzania is.
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Tanzania is the closest than all of those.
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If you think that Tanzania is closer to the Euphrates than Hungary is, you probably need a better map.
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Tanzania and tte Euphrates are close actually about 7,015.1 km to be exact
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I already told you here that both of the Lake Magadis are more than 4,000 miles from the Euphrates. Why do you feel the need to take credit for information that other people have provided? Also, why use kilometers? Real Americans don't use kilometers. And if you say something is "about" 7,015.1 km away then (1) that is not close and (2) you cannot then add "to be exact".
But enough of this. Do you not find that sitting in front of a keyboard all day makes you lose muscle tone for the ballet dancing?
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-24-2019, 01:18 PM
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If you think that Tanzania is closer to the Euphrates than Hungary is, you probably need a better map.
I already told you here that both of the Lake Magadis are more than 4,000 miles from the Euphrates. Why do you feel the need to take credit for information that other people have provided? Also, why use kilometers? Real Americans don't use kilometers. And if you say something is "about" 7,015.1 km away then (1) that is not close and (2) you cannot then add "to be exact".
But enough of this. Do you not find that sitting in front of a keyboard all day makes you lose muscle tone for the ballet dancing?
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-24-2019, 01:35 PM
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Tanzania is near eurphrates,
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You have demons in your brain. It's miles away.
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it doesnt need to be exactly close to eurphrates for it to be the garden of eden
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Well, there is God saying that Eden is near the Euphrates, and you saying it isn't... Do you consider my choice of whom to believe to be a difficult one?
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The lake water, which is a dense sodium carbonatebrine, precipitates vast quantities of the mineral trona (sodium sesquicarbonate). In places, the salt is up to 40 m thick. The lake is recharged mainly by saline hot springs (temperatures up to 86 °C) that discharge into alkaline "lagoons" around the lake margins, there being little surface runoff in this arid region.
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which does not really seem like Paradise, more the entrance to the Pits of Hell.
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-25-2019, 11:08 AM
I just looked up the etymology of Mesopotamia
It seems to have a couple of usages and origins, albeit one of them derivative
https://www.etymonline.com/word/Mesopotamia
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from Greek … literally "a country between two rivers," from fem. of mesopotamos, from mesos "middle" + potamos "river" etc.
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used in the sense of "anything which gives irrational or inexplicable comfort to the hearer," based on etc.
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Against this we need to set evidence from someone unaware of a very well established claim from Bahrain, presumably based on rivers comprising the Persian Gulf or some such. It's not true, but it IS a claim which no-one visiting Bahrain could be unaware of AND FURTHERMORE for any "expert" in locations of The Garden Of Eden surely Bahrain's claim would be one of the first they encountered?
Yes. It would.
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-28-2019, 01:36 AM
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I was reminded when I saw that lovely picture how fortunate we, as Christians, are not to have degenerated. Jesus foreknew us and ensured that we remained fit for perfection just as Adam had been perfect, and his wife who when they were married did not have a name. The animals cared for by Abel were already domesticated and later, when plants had degenerated into thorns & thistles and death came into world which includes being eaten, placid creatures such as hyaenas and scorpions became thorns & thistles themselves. Stinging. Biting. Eating one another raw. Many humans became savage, rampant, unrestrained. "Woo woo woo!" they shouted running around shiny. Swivelling their eyeballs at anything considering grass skirts as a future option. They were probably shiny themselves. What a horrid scene!
Jesus refers to His elect (us) as sheep. We have been spared the degeneration into savagery as though we are domesticated, just like those animals so many years ago.
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Hallelujah, to God be all Glory. Even among the horrible set of people, God has called some people however few to be His Children so that no race is without excuse that there was no witness yea even like them who confessed the truth about Jesus Christ to them and many witnesses. Glory!
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-28-2019, 11:25 AM
You seem to me missing a fundamental point.
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Hallelujah, to God be all Glory. Even among...ONLY FROM...the horrible set of people, God has called some people however few to be His Children so that no race is without excuse that there was no witness yea even like them who confessed the truth about Jesus Christ to them and many witnesses. Glory!
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The highlighted emendation [ABOVE] brings this out. .ALL. people are horrible, beyond horrible, born already vile and repugnant to God, deserving of unremitting torture. Christians are not perfect by virtue of not hailing from "the horrible set of people" but because God decided that some people would be Redeemed. You are correct to say that few people come into that category but there is only .ONE. unsaved type. Revolting.
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Re: 'Paradise' discovered next to major Israeli road - It's the Garden of Eden! -
04-28-2019, 08:30 PM
But... I though fossils were made to test your faith? Hm. I guess since NOW we're counting fossils as actual proof (Thank God) Dinosaurs were on Earth and long ago humans showed closer resemblance with monkeys based on bone structure.
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