[JennyD]

A Pelahatchie, Mississippi high school student spent three days speaking in tongues and predicting how her classmates would die. She says it was God! What do you think?

Lashundra Clanton showed up at school a few weeks ago crying, speaking in a deep voice, and talking trash about her classmates. Sometimes, she spoke in tongues, or predicted how they would die.

Fellow students were terrified. Some, like sophomore Rob Sparks, brought their Bibles to school and held a devotional service to try to remove the demon from Lashundra. Others knew exactly what to do. They didn’t call the police. They didn’t call a pastor. They picked up their cell phones and called . . . the local TV station, WAPT.



As you can see in this video, Ms. Clanton insists that God was speaking through her.

“Some believe, some don’t,” says Clanton. “They say it was the devil, but the devil only tells lies. Everything I said was the truth.”

Clanton said she admits she spoke in tongues and made predictions for her classmates. But she said it was God speaking through her, not the devil.

“I didn’t cuss anyone out,” Clanton said. “If it was a demon, I would have tore that school up. I would have thrown desks and everything. I didn’t say no cuss words at all.”

Well, there you go. She didn’t say no cuss words at all, so it must have been God. Right?

Well, the Lord speaks only through Godly people, or sometimes a combustible bit of shrubbery. A quick consultation of your Bible will tell you that. We’ll wait.

Back? Good.

So, is Lashundra a Godly young lady? We looked up her Facebook profile), and found that her listed friends consisted largely of half-naked young men, including one named Albert Pierce, whose photo . . . Well, it’s appalling! (Warning: Ladies, don’t look without your husband's permission!)




Don't look!





It's coming!







Is this the friend of a Godly young lady? I think not!

No, the only entity speaking through little Hellary Clanton is surely the Devil!

Please, contact the local folks at www.wapt.com by email or call their feedback line (601-355-1616) and tell them how God demands we deal with witches like Lashundra “Hellary” Clanton!

[Brother Terrence]

She most likely was channeling Osambo. And I do believe the loose translation of her "speaking in tounges" transposes something like this: "You will soon all get checks for all of your Earthly needs. I Osambo am the second coming." This woman will surely burn eternally in hell.

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by Brother Terrence

She most likely was channeling Osambo. And I do believe the loose translation of her "speaking in tounges" transposes something like this: "You will soon all get checks for all of your Earthly needs. I Osambo am the second coming." This woman will surely burn eternally in hell.

Brother Terrence, perhaps you missed the notice that Landover Baptist Church has realized the error of its ways, and recognized that Obama's election is the result of God's Will. For whatever reason, God has seen fit to make this man our President; perhaps he's a closet Christian after all!

Won't you join us in the Glowbama?

[Brother Terrence]

Absolutely. I was unaware of this change of heart. I guess I'm just not used to anyone on the site moderation team ever being wrong. I will of course tithe extra this week in honor of my newest hero Obama. God bless that great man???