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When does an unborn baby human first FART? -
07-03-2009, 10:38 PM
Folks, one of my third grade Sunday Schoolers asked me this question and I was hoping to get an answer for him before church this Sunday. I think it might make sense to make this question a POLL!
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Re: When does an unborn baby human first FART? -
07-03-2009, 10:58 PM
Logically it would seem that they would once the intestinal tract is formed, but you could also define a "fart" as any air released when the cells split in meiosis.
Brother Buford is an expert on this issue. I would like to hear his judgement.
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Re: When does an unborn baby human first FART? -
07-03-2009, 11:09 PM
Mother Glynndie, do you think the Unborn Baby is throwing kisses to Jesus for Creating he or she....or simply blowing bubbles
(that is not a "Michael Jackson joke!") to amuse its precious little self?
Just wondering.
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Re: When does an unborn baby human first FART? -
07-03-2009, 11:14 PM
You are simply framing the question to fit your own agenda: "unborn baby". No, it is a fetus. It is a clump of cells which can be used for stem cell research and cure actual diseases like AIDS and Cancer, and hopefully someday provide a pathway for human cloning so we can eliminate sexual reproduction from the species and slowly weed out males' existence over time. Genetics holds the answers that humankind has sought.
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Re: When does an unborn baby human first FART? -
07-03-2009, 11:33 PM
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You are simply framing the question to fit your own agenda: "unborn baby". No, it is a fetus. It is a clump of cells which can be used for stem cell research and cure actual diseases like AIDS and Cancer, and hopefully someday provide a pathway for human cloning so we can eliminate sexual reproduction from the species and slowly weed out males' existence over time. Genetics holds the answers that humankind has sought.
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Wrong. It's a pre-born child, not a "fetus"!
And to answer the question, passing gas is the result of digestion. The child won't be digesting any food until it's born, because God designed pre-born babies to get nourishment through the placenta.
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Re: When does an unborn baby human first FART? -
07-04-2009, 12:05 AM
I really think it is at the 3 hour mark but, every one of my kids has made a serious ripper seconds after the Missus "dropped her loaf". I know this one is the one that I remember. I have usually been completely passed outasleep 3 hours after making monkey love committing the act, I have never had the opportunity to hear the first 'phrat'.
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Re: When does an unborn baby human first FART? -
07-10-2009, 11:26 PM
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Folks, one of my third grade Sunday Schoolers asked me this question and I was hoping to get an answer for him before church this Sunday. I think it might make sense to make this question a POLL!
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Fascination with the colon is a clear and early sign this child is on the path towards homosexually.
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Re: When does an unborn baby human first FART? -
07-10-2009, 11:34 PM
I would rather not go into how I know this, but I think their is no farting in the womb. Any gases released there would pose a grave risk of embolism to the mother, and she most likely would not survive.
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Re: When does an unborn baby human first FART? -
07-18-2009, 03:14 AM
Is this one of those, "if a baby makes a fart in the womb, and nobody hears it, does it make a sound" questions? If so, then we may never know.
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Re: When does an unborn baby human first FART? -
07-29-2009, 08:09 AM
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Is this one of those, "if a baby makes a fart in the womb, and nobody hears it, does it make a sound" questions? If so, then we may never know.
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Well, technically just because nobody hears it doesn't mean it doesn't make a sound. Just because I didn't see WWII doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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Re: When does an unborn baby human first FART? -
07-29-2009, 12:54 PM
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Well, technically just because nobody hears it doesn't mean it doesn't make a sound. Just because I didn't see WWII doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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