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Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life -
02-17-2008, 05:08 PM
Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life
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Laura Todd Says She's Been Dead On, Off Again For 8 Years
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A Nashville woman said that having to prove she’s alive over and over is ruining her life. Laura Todd said an 8-year-old typo is affecting everything from her credit to her tax return. "I don't think people realize how difficult it is to be dead when you're not,” she said.
She said her problems started when someone in Florida died and her Social Security number was accidentally typed in. Todd said she thought the problem had been straightened out, but when she went to refinance her house in 2002, “SunTrust called and said, ‘Your credit report says you're dead.’"
She straightened that incident out, but in 2006 the Internal Revenue Service refused to process her return. "The IRS says I’m dead. Everybody says I'm dead,” she said.
She said being dead off and on has made everyday life a hassle. She said her bank closed her credit card account and attached a note of sympathy: “Please accept our condolences on the death of Laura Todd.”
She said the last straw came recently when the IRS once again refused to let her file her taxes electronically because she's dead. She said that at one point it was funny, but now it’s getting old. “I'm tired. I've been fighting this for eight years, and it never ends,” she said. “I'm very much alive, and would like to live out my life in peace without having this problem."
The IRS said it would research the problem and try to get it straightened out. Social Security said it has updated its computers and that the fix should also fix the problems with her credit reports.
Todd said she'll try to file her tax return again and see if the problem has really been fixed.
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I don't see why this is such a problem, she never has to pay taxes. (Just don't bet on a flat tax.)
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Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life -
02-17-2008, 05:34 PM
She sounds ungrateful to me.
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Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life -
02-17-2008, 05:50 PM
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She sounds ungrateful to me.
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It would be unethical for her to use this to get out of paying her taxes. She's trying to do the right thing. You should be lauding her honesty, not bashing her for it.
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Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life -
02-17-2008, 06:06 PM
I calls 'em like I sees 'em Jennifer.
She should be happy that her refund will be going to good use rather than some sort of personal materialistic nonsense. She would just waste that money anyway, she should be grateful to be an American and stop complaining. It could be worse, she could be living in Eurabia under sharia law.
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Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life -
02-17-2008, 06:16 PM
I think it's just another example of what happens when a woman tries to look after her own affairs. There's no mention of her husband so I can only assume she's a dyke. Seems like being declared dead is a direct warning from Christ to change her ways.
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02-17-2008, 06:35 PM
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I think it's just another example of what happens when a woman tries to look after her own affairs. There's no mention of her husband so I can only assume she's a dyke. Seems like being declared dead is a direct warning from Christ to change her ways.
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Nashville is a den of depravity anyway, so I can't say I'm surprised.
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02-17-2008, 07:02 PM
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I think it's just another example of what happens when a woman tries to look after her own affairs. There's no mention of her husband so I can only assume she's a dyke. Seems like being declared dead is a direct warning from Christ to change her ways.
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Why do you assume that a woman must be a lesbian if she isn't married?
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02-18-2008, 10:35 AM
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Why do you assume that a woman must be a lesbian if she isn't married?
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Really why? She could be a heterosexual prostitute.
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02-18-2008, 12:58 PM
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Really why? She could be a heterosexual prostitute.
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Or she could simply enjoy her independence and not wish to share her household with anyone else.
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02-18-2008, 02:29 PM
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Or she could simply enjoy her independence and not wish to share her household with anyone else.
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Or she could simply be a man-hating dyke with severe penis envy who will rot in hell as soon as she dies.
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02-18-2008, 02:38 PM
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Or she could simply be a man-hating dyke with severe penis envy who will rot in hell as soon as she dies.
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No luck at the nudie bar last night, Deaner? Just because a woman spurns your advances doesn't mean she must be a lesbian.
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02-18-2008, 02:45 PM
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No luck at the nudie bar last night, Deaner? Just because a woman spurns your advances doesn't mean she must be a lesbian.
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You've just come back and already you are waving your vile cooter in front of my face. I've told you before and I'll tell you again, I have absolutely no interest in a relationship with a secular woman. Now close your legs before Jesus sends something disgusting to crawl up there.
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Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life -
02-18-2008, 03:02 PM
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You've just come back and already you are waving your vile cooter in front of my face. I've told you before and I'll tell you again, I have absolutely no interest in a relationship with a secular woman. Now close your legs before Jesus sends something disgusting to crawl up there.
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Trust me, Deaner, I have no interest in a relationship with you or any other TC.
It just saddens me to see you vent your frustrantion in such an unhealthy manner.
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Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life -
02-18-2008, 03:14 PM
Leave it to those flaming libber-ALs in the State of Tennessee to not be Grateful for everything that God gives to us!
I guess by now this sinner is jiggin' around to the "music" of the Grateful Dead, too. Disgusting
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Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life -
02-18-2008, 03:15 PM
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It just saddens me to see you vent your frustrantion in such an unhealthy manner.
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There is no frustration when you follow the Lamb. I am quite happy seeding my unmoving wife in total darkness through a hole in a sheet.
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Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life -
02-18-2008, 03:35 PM
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There is no frustration when you follow the Lamb. I am quite happy seeding my unmoving wife in total darkness through a hole in a sheet.
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What about her happiness?
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02-18-2008, 06:11 PM
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What about her happiness?
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What are you talking about?
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02-18-2008, 06:15 PM
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What are you talking about?
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Your wife - is SHE happy lying motionless while being "seeded" through a hole in the sheet? Or do you even care about her happiness?
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02-18-2008, 06:18 PM
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Your wife - is SHE happy lying motionless while being "seeded" through a hole in the sheet?
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I don't know; she's not allowed to make any noise either.
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02-18-2008, 06:19 PM
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I don't know; she's not allowed to make any noise either.
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You could try ASKING her what she would like.
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