A friend and colleage of mine who manages a Marriott Hotel in Orlando recently sent me a link to
this disturbing and unsettling story, and I thought I would share it with you all. The Chinese Flu is encouraging sinners to even greater depravity than before.
Warning: Story contains graphic descriptions of crimmigrant lawlessness and Latinotude, parental guidance recommended.
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Originally Posted by FOX 35 Orlando
Man arrested for allegedly stealing 66 rolls of toilet paper from Orlando hotel, police say
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Suspiciously close to the Number of the Beast (Revelation 13:17). Satanist motivations for this heinous sin (Exodus 20:15) have not been uncovered (
yet) but the story is still unfolding.
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ORLANDO, Fla. - Orange County deputies have arrested a man for allegedly [sic] stealing 66 rolls of toilet paper from an Orlando hotel.
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Believe you me, people steal things from honest, hardworking hoteliers and innkeepers like myself all the time. Soap, shampoo, pens, batteries from the TV remotes, but NEVER the complimentary KJV 1611 Bibles kept in the nighstands of every room.
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Investigators said that it happened at the Marriott Hotel on World Center Drive.
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Has al Qaeda claimed responsibility yet?
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They said that a security guard saw 31-year-old Angel [which is a girl's name by the way; probably a tranny (Deuteronomy 22:5)] Hernandezcinto pushing a trash can to his van and put a bag inside. The guard peeked through the window and saw the bag was full of unused toilet paper rolls that belonged to the hotel. When Hernandezcinto came back out, deputies said he admitted to taking the 66 rolls of toilet paper, which were valued at $0.99.
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66 x $0.99 = $65.34. Factoring in Florida's exorbitant 6% sales tax brings this up to $69.26, far beyond the means of your average Mexican. The thief Hermandoquetzlcoatl is clearly no Angel.
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Hernandezcinto reportedly told the guard that he knew a lady who was poor and had no job and he was taking the toilet paper to help her and her family. The arrest report showed that Hernandezcinto then apologized.
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1 Samuel 2:7 -
"The Lord maketh poor, and maketh rich: he bringeth low, and lifteth up."
Proverbs 13:4 -
"The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat."
Here's a crazy idea: GET A JOB!!!! Rectal hygiene is a privilege, not a right! You can't count on the
welfare state socialism of Mitt Romney to take care of you forever!
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The report also stated that he is a cleaner at the hotel and had access to toilet paper because he cleans.
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He cleans all right. He cleans up and he cleans out. Needless to say, my beaner maids have all been informed in the strongest possible terms that an ICE detention facility awaits any who would dare bite the hand that feeds them.
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Hernandezcinto reportedly did not wish to notify the Guatemalan consulate.
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Because he doesn't want to get sent back to whatever obscure Mexican province this is.
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Deputies said that he has charged with theft from public lodging establishment.
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Exodus 20:15 -
"Thou shalt not steal." Self-explanatory.
John 14:15 - "
If ye love me, keep my commandments." Angel hates Jesus!
Revelation 20:15 -
"And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." Angel is going to Hell!
Be on the lookout for illegals and
other undesirables prowling around your places of business or even your homes to steal the precious toilet paper within. Personally, I bought up all they had in stock at my local Wal-Mart and have been selling it to my neighbors at a 500% markup. This is the kind of entrepeneurship that makes Jesus smile.
Besides, if those Hispanics bothered to read the Bible instead of just listening to the insane babblings of Romish priests, they'd know that when you're in abroad in a foreign land, you're supposed to defecate in a hole and bury it (Deuteronomy 23:13). It's God's will.
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