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Default Pastor Ezekiel Nearly Saves Korean Whore - 08-30-2013, 05:11 AM

I'm sure you've all heard the rumors. THIS story is all you'll read in the secular media. Of course the guts of the story has been suppressed and twisted by big jewery and the Obama thugs.

But please know this, brothers and sisters: Nobody Prayed harder to get young Hyon Song-wol saved from the firing squad. I had a few tons of KJV Bibles dropped on their band camp by some friends in the Blue Angels , and apparently the message got garbled and the Bibles were dropped in broad daylight. Don't believe all the stories about a sex tape. What I can tell you is that, at the end, she and the rest of her gook musicians accepted Christ as their personal Savior. I was captured, tortured and force-fed raw fish, but Jesus always wins. A couple of dozen gook ninjas were sent to hell by yours truly in the process.


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Kim Jong-un's Ex-Girlfriend 'Shot by Firing Squad'

Kim Jong-un's ex-girlfriend was among a dozen well-known North Korean performers who were executed by firing squad on Aug. 20, reports said Wednesday.

Sources in China said singer Hyon Song-wol as well as Mun Kyong-jin, head of the Unhasu Orchestra, were arrested on Aug. 17 for violating North Korean laws against pornography and were executed in public three days later.



The victims of the atrocity were members of the Unhasu Orchestra as well as singers, musicians and dancers with the Wangjaesan Light Music Band.

They were accused of videotaping themselves having sex and selling the videos. The tapes have apparently gone on sale in China as well.

A source said some allegedly had Bibles in their possession, and all were treated as political dissidents.

Kim met Hyon about a decade ago, before either of them was married. But he was later ordered to break off the relationship by his father Kim Jong-il and she married a soldier. Since then there have been rumors that the two were having an affair.

Kim's wife Ri Sol-ju was also a member of the Unhasu Orchestra before she married him. Whether she had any hand in the executions is unclear. The Unhasu Orchestra and Wangjaesan Light Music Band have apparently been disbanded due to the latest scandal.

"They were executed with machine guns while the key members of the Unhasu Orchestra, Wangjaesan Light Band and Moranbong Band as well as the families of the victims looked on," the source said.

The source added that all of the families of the executed appear to have been sent to prison camps under North Korea's barbaric principle of guilt by association.

Hyon was a singer with the Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble, which is famous for revolutionary and propaganda songs and one of North Korea's most popular bands.



Mun won first place in an international competition in Hungary in 2005 and was decorated by the North Korean state.

Kim Jong-un was last year seen at a performance that featured Disney characters and versions of Western songs, stoking hopes that the young leader is more open to ideas from overseas, but that was apparently a misreading.

A source said, "Kim Jong-un has been viciously eliminating anyone who he deems a challenge to his authority." The executions "show that he is fixated on consolidating his leadership."


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Default Re: Pastor Ezekiel Nearly Saves Korean Whore - 08-30-2013, 08:53 AM

I saw that story when it broke a couple of days ago and immediately became suspicious where it mentioned that Bibles were involved. The story about filmed orgies amongst the musicians and pornographic videos had to somehow be related to the intervention of the Holy Spirit.

It's easy to see how anyone reading the Bible would immediately become revolted at having to continuously sing praises to the midget Juche socialist leader with a dwarf tallywhacker Kim Jong-un.

Those inspiring songs performed by the (now) former Unhasu Orchestra could have been put to good use praising Jesus and bringing North Korea to Salvation.



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