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Re: Debate Liveblog -
09-28-2016, 02:18 PM
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Hey there, Beautiful!
I have large hands like the Donald, sweetheart. You single?
HMU.
Mike
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Now listen up jooboy! It's either hands off my fiancée or so smoothly that by the time your keppe hits the firmament your white long sax have not left the floor!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Debate Liveblog -
09-28-2016, 04:36 PM
Why is everyone saying Hillary will be the first female president? For all we know, several past presidents could have been trans women who felt unsafe coming out. And I've always suspected that James Madison was nonbinary. It's cissexist, and quite frankly harmful, to laud Hillary's nomination as a watershed in women's history while ignoring the systemic transphobia that has prevented so many from living as their authentic selves.
Now, if you want to call her the first cis woman nominee, that is far less problematic. Although she's still white, wealthy, Christian, heterosexual, able-bodied, and neurotypical, so we clearly have a long ways to go.
Alex | 28 | He/Him | White | Non-disabled | BLM & ACAB | Proud godless communist | All opinions mine and correct
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Christ's Battle Axe
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Re: Debate Liveblog -
09-28-2016, 10:05 PM
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Why is everyone saying Hillary will be the first female president? For all we know, several past presidents could have been trans women who felt unsafe coming out. And I've always suspected that James Madison was nonbinary. It's cissexist, and quite frankly harmful, to laud Hillary's nomination as a watershed in women's history while ignoring the systemic transphobia that has prevented so many from living as their authentic selves.
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I, uh... that sure is something. Of all the reasons not to celebrate a woman being nominated (and there are many), the possibility that some past presidents harbored secret shemale fantasies is... well, to say it never occurred to me doesn't quite capture how bizarre the entire thought process is. Is this really what they teach kids these days?
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Now, if you want to call her the first cis woman nominee, that is far less problematic. Although she's still white, wealthy, Christian, heterosexual, able-bodied, and neurotypical, so we clearly have a long ways to go.
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White? Yes, at least there's that.
Wealthy? I suppose, but nothing compared to Trump's fortune.
Christian? Don't make me laugh.
Heterosexual? Not according to decades of credible rumors.
Able-bodied? She could drop dead at any second!
Neurotypical? Liberalism is a mental disorder.
I don't think you have that much to worry about, should she somehow win.
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09-28-2016, 10:49 PM
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I, uh... that sure is something. Of all the reasons not to celebrate a woman being nominated (and there are many), the possibility that some past presidents harbored secret sh****e fantasies is... well, to say it never occurred to me doesn't quite capture how bizarre the entire thought process is. Is this really what they teach kids these days?
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You know you can debate me without using violently dehumanizing transmisogynistic language that contributes directly to the deaths of trans women, right? Or is that too much to ask?
Alex | 28 | He/Him | White | Non-disabled | BLM & ACAB | Proud godless communist | All opinions mine and correct
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Re: Debate Liveblog -
09-28-2016, 11:26 PM
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You know you can debate me without using violently dehumanizing transmisogynistic language that contributes directly to the deaths of trans women, right? Or is that too much to ask?
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You talk like a Yankee fag. I'm not sure what some of that stuff means, but I must warn you that strong language is never welcome.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Debate Liveblog -
09-28-2016, 11:39 PM
No one—man, woman, or anything in between—has ever died because a church lady on the internet disagreed with you. It has not happened. It will not happen. So don't even bother with that nonsense. People only pull the "words are violence" card when their argument doesn't have a leg to stand on. (Sorry, was that cripple-phobic?)
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Re: Debate Liveblog -
09-29-2016, 01:32 AM
Oh, for the love of me, I'm so tired of the media acting like Hillary won the debate. Trump clearly won the debate. He is the chosen one.
Lester Holt will burn in for showing such favoritism to Hildabeast. Truth be told, I did not expect him to do an honest job. He is a colored boy after all.
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Re: Debate Liveblog -
09-29-2016, 02:14 AM
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Oh, for the love of me, I'm so tired of the media acting like Hillary won the debate. Trump clearly won the debate. He is the chosen one.
Lester Holt will burn in for showing such favoritism to Hildabeast. Truth be told, I did not expect him to do an honest job. He is a colored boy after all.
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Oh My LORD JESUS:
Bless yourself! I am typing this on my knees and I cannot begin to tell you how much I love you. You are more wonderful than my words could ever explain. But You know that. OH LORD GOD PRAISE YOU GLORY GLORY GLORY GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH!
You come quickly! (Rev 22:12)
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Debate Liveblog -
10-01-2016, 07:24 PM
I'd like to get this thread back no topic. Let's all talk about our favorite parts of Trump's victory, I still think it's the part where he says he's never paid taxes.
Hillary is clucking and nagging on and on, like all women do, and then, with only four words, Trump destroys her:
" That makes me smart"
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Re: Debate Liveblog -
10-01-2016, 10:38 PM
My favorite part was every time Donald opened his mouth, and my least favorite parts were when Hillary opened hers.
Can't wait until the next debate when President Trump brings up how Bill's sins of the past transfer to her and that his awful treatment of women means she won't respect the women of this country.
How will she get out of that?
We also have the debate between the Godly Mike Pence of the Great State of Indiana and that homo queer Timmy Kaine coming up. Can't you just see him crying when Mike tears his liebral, sissy ideas apart? He'll be leaping into Hillary's claws for comfort. I've already begun to pray against Kaine.
I wish Donald could walk on stage at the VP debate and just punch Kaine in the face, hold up Mike's arm and declare him the winner.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Debate Liveblog -
10-01-2016, 11:16 PM
I liked when The Donald mouthed the word "seizure" when Hiltlary did a weird little jig with her shoulders.
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