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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-02-2011, 03:44 PM
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You claim to be a Christian, but you don't even have the respect for God to capitalize His name, or His Holy Word.
So far, we've seen zero evidence that you're Saved©.
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Why are you hating on people that believe in the same thing as you? Who give's a damn if someone writes with big letters. Does it make any difference?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-02-2011, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Kill Anka
Why are you hating on people that believe in the same thing as you? Who give's a damn if someone writes with big letters. Does it make any difference?
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You seem to be confusing hate and love here. Pastor Ezekiel is a very important and busy man. If you would try to meet him in person you would fail because he only meets with important people. Yet he has somehow found the time to nudge you in the right direction. He essentially wasted some of his extremely valuable time on a hopeless cause.
So it is out of True Christian™ love that he spends time on trying to save you, against all odds. It is clearly you who is hateful here and not Pastor Ezekiel.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-02-2011, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
You seem to be confusing hate and love here. Pastor Ezekiel is a very important and busy man. If you would try to meet him in person you would fail because he only meets with important people. Yet he has somehow found the time to nudge you in the right direction. He essentially wasted some of his extremely valuable time on a hopeless cause.
So it is out of True Christian™ love that he spends time on trying to save you, against all odds. It is clearly you who is hateful here and not Pastor Ezekiel.
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Ok, then I know
I'm not hateful and wouln't say a mean thing if anyone would be nice to me from the start
But now when I got your attention, can I ask you what you think of the Westboro Baptist Church?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-02-2011, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Kill Anka
But now when I got your attention, can I ask you what you think of the Westboro Baptist Church?
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We wish Westboro would look to Christ's teachings more and be less permissive with sinners.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-02-2011, 07:03 PM
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We wish Westboro would look to Christ's teachings more and be less permissive with sinners.
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Amen to that Brother! Those Westboro sissies follow at most 97% of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn't like slackers.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-02-2011, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Amen to that Brother! Those Westboro sissies follow at most 97% of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn't like slackers.
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Yes, only a Christian-lite group would march at dead soldiers' funerals. They need to do something tough and difficult to earn respect here at LBC.
JJH
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-03-2011, 10:37 AM
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Amen to that Brother! Those Westboro sissies follow at most 97% of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn't like slackers.
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97%? I think they only follow 70% of the Bible.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-03-2011, 12:02 PM
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97%? I think they only follow 70% of the Bible.
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My statistics are always 100% accurate so it must be 97%.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-25-2011, 04:25 PM
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-25-2011, 04:36 PM
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Hello and thank you for your persecution.
Matthew 5:10-12 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Before you bless us more, could you make introduction post here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16 and tell us bit about yourself.
Like why do you want everyone to give up their religions and embrace your thoughts only.
Yours in Christ,
Alphonse
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-25-2011, 10:06 PM
Cranky Old Man,
I always enjoy the reading of your lessons, question, why you do not write a book!
Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-25-2011, 10:27 PM
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Yes, only a Christian-lite group would march at dead soldiers' funerals. They need to do something tough and difficult to earn respect here at LBC.
JJH
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Amen, Brother Mayor! Amen!!
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-26-2011, 08:28 AM
I would just like to ask you Cranky Old Man, is that picture actually you? if so you have a WONDERFUL beard. I can't wait till I can grow a bread like that!
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-26-2011, 09:35 AM
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I would just like to ask you Cranky Old Man, is that picture actually you? if so you have a WONDERFUL beard. I can't wait till I can grow a bread like that!
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Instead of commenting on how other men look, please start an introduction thread where you can tell us what church you go to, etc.
The instructions are at the top of every page in this forum.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-26-2011, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Instead of commenting on how other men look, please start an introduction thread where you can tell us what church you go to, etc.
The instructions are at the top of every page in this forum.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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I started a introduction forum now, I am so deeply sorry I had not done so earlier, please forgive me!
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-27-2011, 12:28 AM
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I started a introduction forum now, I am so deeply sorry I had not done so earlier, please forgive me!
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Thank you.
Now, go and answer the questions posed to you by Brother Jedediah.
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-27-2011, 12:31 AM
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I would just like to ask you Cranky Old Man, is that picture actually you? if so you have a WONDERFUL beard. I can't wait till I can grow a bread like that!
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I assure you, he does not want to commit sodomy with you. Back off, boy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
03-27-2011, 12:53 AM
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I assure you, he does not want to commit sodomy with you. Back off, boy.
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Thank you for posting that.
Every day I feel the devils homosexual deviants strength grow stronger. They endlessly scour the planet in search of lost souls to corrupt.
I feel this boy came here in attempt to have sexual intercourse with another man.
1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
04-18-2011, 12:09 AM
''Hello to all. http://www.teddyruxpin.com <- This is a website that i have created, because i felt very moved to do this. This website shows how i feel about Jesus. ''
Some Atheist Asian-Irish-Scottish-Austrailian woman who had recently had a sex change told me this, and i about had a heart attack, as i am 104 or 105 now, my memory is terrible nowadays, people these days just do not know how to treat their elders, or superior Christian figures, i know one thing for sure, that woman will burn in Hell, and so will her Bastard offspring. Cranky Old Man, i need some help on this one, it took me nearly an hour to type this much, and i don't know if a can live that much longer, my athritis is killing me day by day, but at least i know where i am going, please help. Her/His email is: teddyruxpin@aim.com
Thank you for reading, i hope this woman gets what she desrves, a life of eternal death and suffering.
Last edited by Born Again Bob; 04-18-2011 at 12:17 AM.
Reason: Kiddie porn links edited out.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse -
04-18-2011, 12:16 AM
It's always neat how JesOS shows us the copy/pasters by changing the font in their postings.
And I don't click on links from Unsaved Trash, it's either porn or a virus.
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