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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-02-2011, 03:44 PM

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You claim to be a Christian, but you don't even have the respect for God to capitalize His name, or His Holy Word.


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Why are you hating on people that believe in the same thing as you? Who give's a damn if someone writes with big letters. Does it make any difference?
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-02-2011, 03:51 PM

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Why are you hating on people that believe in the same thing as you? Who give's a damn if someone writes with big letters. Does it make any difference?
You seem to be confusing hate and love here. Pastor Ezekiel is a very important and busy man. If you would try to meet him in person you would fail because he only meets with important people. Yet he has somehow found the time to nudge you in the right direction. He essentially wasted some of his extremely valuable time on a hopeless cause.

So it is out of True Christian™ love that he spends time on trying to save you, against all odds. It is clearly you who is hateful here and not Pastor Ezekiel.


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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-02-2011, 04:33 PM

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You seem to be confusing hate and love here. Pastor Ezekiel is a very important and busy man. If you would try to meet him in person you would fail because he only meets with important people. Yet he has somehow found the time to nudge you in the right direction. He essentially wasted some of his extremely valuable time on a hopeless cause.

So it is out of True Christian™ love that he spends time on trying to save you, against all odds. It is clearly you who is hateful here and not Pastor Ezekiel.
Ok, then I know
I'm not hateful and wouln't say a mean thing if anyone would be nice to me from the start

But now when I got your attention, can I ask you what you think of the Westboro Baptist Church?
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-02-2011, 05:47 PM

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But now when I got your attention, can I ask you what you think of the Westboro Baptist Church?
We wish Westboro would look to Christ's teachings more and be less permissive with sinners.



Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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We wish Westboro would look to Christ's teachings more and be less permissive with sinners.
Amen to that Brother! Those Westboro sissies follow at most 97% of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn't like slackers.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Amen to that Brother! Those Westboro sissies follow at most 97% of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn't like slackers.
Yes, only a Christian-lite group would march at dead soldiers' funerals. They need to do something tough and difficult to earn respect here at LBC.

JJH


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-03-2011, 10:37 AM

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Amen to that Brother! Those Westboro sissies follow at most 97% of the Holy Bible. Jesus doesn't like slackers.
97%? I think they only follow 70% of the Bible.
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97%? I think they only follow 70% of the Bible.
My statistics are always 100% accurate so it must be 97%.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Hello and thank you for your persecution.

Matthew 5:10-12 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.


Before you bless us more, could you make introduction post here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16 and tell us bit about yourself.

Like why do you want everyone to give up their religions and embrace your thoughts only.

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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-25-2011, 10:06 PM

Cranky Old Man,

I always enjoy the reading of your lessons, question, why you do not write a book!


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Yes, only a Christian-lite group would march at dead soldiers' funerals. They need to do something tough and difficult to earn respect here at LBC.

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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-26-2011, 08:28 AM

I would just like to ask you Cranky Old Man, is that picture actually you? if so you have a WONDERFUL beard. I can't wait till I can grow a bread like that!
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I would just like to ask you Cranky Old Man, is that picture actually you? if so you have a WONDERFUL beard. I can't wait till I can grow a bread like that!
Instead of commenting on how other men look, please start an introduction thread where you can tell us what church you go to, etc.

The instructions are at the top of every page in this forum.

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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-26-2011, 10:13 PM

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Instead of commenting on how other men look, please start an introduction thread where you can tell us what church you go to, etc.

The instructions are at the top of every page in this forum.

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I started a introduction forum now, I am so deeply sorry I had not done so earlier, please forgive me!
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I started a introduction forum now, I am so deeply sorry I had not done so earlier, please forgive me!
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Now, go and answer the questions posed to you by Brother Jedediah.

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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-27-2011, 12:31 AM

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I would just like to ask you Cranky Old Man, is that picture actually you? if so you have a WONDERFUL beard. I can't wait till I can grow a bread like that!
I assure you, he does not want to commit sodomy with you. Back off, boy.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 03-27-2011, 12:53 AM

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I assure you, he does not want to commit sodomy with you. Back off, boy.
Thank you for posting that.

Every day I feel the devils homosexual deviants strength grow stronger. They endlessly scour the planet in search of lost souls to corrupt.

I feel this boy came here in attempt to have sexual intercourse with another man.


1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear
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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 04-18-2011, 12:09 AM

''Hello to all. http://www.teddyruxpin.com <- This is a website that i have created, because i felt very moved to do this. This website shows how i feel about Jesus. ''

Some Atheist Asian-Irish-Scottish-Austrailian woman who had recently had a sex change told me this, and i about had a heart attack, as i am 104 or 105 now, my memory is terrible nowadays, people these days just do not know how to treat their elders, or superior Christian figures, i know one thing for sure, that woman will burn in Hell, and so will her Bastard offspring. Cranky Old Man, i need some help on this one, it took me nearly an hour to type this much, and i don't know if a can live that much longer, my athritis is killing me day by day, but at least i know where i am going, please help. Her/His email is: teddyruxpin@aim.com
Thank you for reading, i hope this woman gets what she desrves, a life of eternal death and suffering.

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Default Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse - 04-18-2011, 12:16 AM

It's always neat how JesOS shows us the copy/pasters by changing the font in their postings.

And I don't click on links from Unsaved Trash, it's either porn or a virus.


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