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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-27-2007, 12:37 PM
Oh. Her. When I saw the title of this thread, I thought we'd be Praying for the God-less city of Paris, France.
So I'd already begun Praying for Gay ("Homer!") Paree before I clicked it open. So does this screw everything up?
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-28-2007, 02:59 AM
Well, here's hoping that the stupid, spoiled slutty little sh*t finally gets what she deserves in jail. Personally, I hope she leaves there in a body cast. It'd do her some good.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-28-2007, 03:09 AM
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Now see here! We don't tolerate that kind of hate speech here. The poor girl can't help it that her father is among the wealthiest people on earth. What is it that you satanists have against hard-working robust capitalism? Its because of the no-nonsense, go-ahead, True Christian American attitude of visionaries like Brother Worthington, that freaks like you have cheap underwear from Walmart.
I'll bet you did'nt think about THAT, did you, heathen?
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Just because her father is a hard-working citizen (except, didn't he come from money as well?) doesn't mean that she is. and money isn't everything. money is the root of all evil don't you know. i mean she could be a nice person, i just don't appreciate all the things she does just to get her name in a paper. perhaps this perchasing of a Bible is a publicity stunt. i found it kind of funny the cover of it was placed directly towards the camera...
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-28-2007, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Now see here! We don't tolerate that kind of hate speech here. The poor girl can't help it that her father is among the wealthiest people on earth. What is it that you satanists have against hard-working robust capitalism? Its because of the no-nonsense, go-ahead, True Christian American attitude of visionaries like Brother Worthington, that freaks like you have cheap underwear from Walmart.
I'll bet you did'nt think about THAT, did you, heathen?
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Actually, I refuse to shop at Sprawl-Mart. I shop locally owned small businesses. You know the ones I'm talking about - the ones Sprawl-Mart is out to destroy.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-28-2007, 04:32 AM
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Actually, I refuse to shop at Sprawl-Mart. I shop locally owned small businesses. You know the ones I'm talking about - the ones Sprawl-Mart is out to destroy.
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Sure, I know the ones....The ones that charge $800 for the same air-conditioner you can get (chink-built) from Godly Walmart for $350.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-28-2007, 12:37 PM
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Well, here's hoping that the stupid, spoiled slutty little sh*t finally gets what she deserves in jail. Personally, I hope she leaves there in a body cast. It'd do her some good.
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Wow, you liberals are so violent and hateful. It never ceases to astonish me how vicious some people can be.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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05-28-2007, 03:55 PM
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Wow, you liberals are so violent and hateful. It never ceases to astonish me how vicious some people can be.
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No.... It's actually more like pretty much everyone hates Paris Hilton, and wouldn't mind seeing her ugly blond butt on a spit.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-28-2007, 04:43 PM
That is barbarious.
And they're blaming us for being barbarians
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-28-2007, 05:41 PM
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That is barbarious.
And they're blaming us for being barbarians
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You people still have to answer too Jesus for the Brussels Sprout.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-28-2007, 05:46 PM
Hell- O, Miss Chinky-winky, but have you ever noticed that your "Name" has a different spelling than your avatar does?
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05-28-2007, 08:28 PM
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Hell- O, Miss Chinky-winky, but have you ever noticed that your "Name" has a different spelling than your avatar does?
"Hope this Helps"
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*checks a third time*
Uhm... No it doesn't.
Sorry Gramma Sue, but your eyes are going bad.
They both say Hikari.
One just says, Miss Hikari (cause I'm a woman and single)
And the other just says Hikari. I liked how that Pic looked. It was pretty. ^o^
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-28-2007, 09:54 PM
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No.... It's actually more like pretty much everyone hates Paris Hilton, and wouldn't mind seeing her ugly blond butt on a spit.
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The only reason cinemas were able to sell any tickets at all to House of Wax was because everyone who went wanted to see Paris Hilton get gruesomely killed.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-28-2007, 11:18 PM
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Wow, you liberals are so violent and hateful. It never ceases to astonish me how vicious some people can be.
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Umm, no, like others have said, very few people can stand the spoiled little tart. She isn't really as pretty as she seems to think she is, she isn't talented, her only claim to fame is her parents' money. If she bought a bible and was posing with it, it was probably only get the support of the brainwashed crowds such as you guys.
She doesn't believe in squat, she just wants to appeal to the xtian crowd to try and get her sentence reduced even further and get back to partying and snorting coke 24/7. If the jury were all Buddhist, I've no doubt she would have been pictured in the lotus position in front of a Buddha statue pretending to meditate.
The stupid b*tch will try anything to get out of receiving what she richly deserves. But, she'd be better for spending a year in there, not a mere 20-something days as her sentence has been reduced to.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Pray for Paris -
05-29-2007, 08:46 AM
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Umm, no, like others have said, very few people can stand the spoiled little tart. She isn't really as pretty as she seems to think she is, she isn't talented, her only claim to fame is her parents' money. If she bought a bible and was posing with it, it was probably only get the support of the brainwashed crowds such as you guys.
She doesn't believe in squat, she just wants to appeal to the xtian crowd to try and get her sentence reduced even further and get back to partying and snorting coke 24/7. If the jury were all Buddhist, I've no doubt she would have been pictured in the lotus position in front of a Buddha statue pretending to meditate.
The stupid b*tch will try anything to get out of receiving what she richly deserves. But, she'd be better for spending a year in there, not a mere 20-something days as her sentence has been reduced to.
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Been having fantasies about Paris in prison, have you? You disgust me.
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Pray for Paris -
06-03-2007, 09:33 PM
UPDATE: Residents of the women's jail Paris has been sentenced to spend 45 days in have already started to complain of overcrowding due to the extensive remodeling of Paris cell. Don't these commoners realize how special Paris is? Especially since she started carrying a Bible!
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06-04-2007, 04:49 AM
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Been having fantasies about Paris in prison, have you? You disgust me.
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Nope, just hoping she has a close encounter of the fist kind in jail.
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06-04-2007, 03:12 PM
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I'm not even going to go there
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06-05-2007, 12:38 AM
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No, when the DOF catches up with you, you'll be headed for Gitmo for a little waterboarding fun, you moon-worshiping terrorist. We don't let hairy sand nigras like you anywhere near fair young maidens like Miss Hilton*.
*Who I would like to thank personally (once she gets out of the hoosegow) for the VERY generous love offering she made to LBC just before she entered the "big house". Message received, Big Bertha will make sure you are left alone during your stay.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-05-2007, 03:35 AM
What baffles me to no end is that we have this little girl who inadvertently drove without a piece of plastic is suffering in jail, and yet we have literally hundreds of admitted terrorists in our government trying to negotiate a surrender to the middle east crazies. Our priorities have fallen so far from those of the Lord that it's sheer luck that we haven't been submitted to a bit of burning sulfur falling from the clouds (although I have been researching whether or not the so-called "acid rain" that so-called scientists just keep yammering about is really SULFUR that the Lord is raining upon us, but the results have been ambiguous so far)
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06-08-2007, 12:23 AM
Well Praise JESUS!! I am pleased to announce that poor Sister Paris has been released from prison, thanks to all of your fervent prayers and countless hours in your prayer closets. GLORY!!!
I hope that THIS will be a lesson for all the unsaved scum lurking out there. A robust and well-timed love offering to God's favorite church can and does make miracles happen. Hit that Paypal button now, before its too late for you.
*Note to all pastors: Sister Hilton's personal appearance in Freehold will be at my estate this Sunday right after services. Which I think we can all agree should be quite brief in light of the rather intense witnessing ahead of us.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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