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Icon47 Polish Archbishop Calls Catholics to Continue Their Filthy Habits - 03-16-2020, 03:53 PM

We all know Poles are not the brightest ethnicity in the world - they are somewhere between the Irish and Capuchin monkeys on that scale (whether you take the Irish or the monkeys as the high point). Now, a Polish Archbishop has set to prove Poles' stupidity by showing their lack of basic survival instincts.

The following quote is my translation from that Slavic gibberish Poles have the audacity to call their "language," original text can be seen here.

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...Archbishop Andrzej Dzięga tells the faithful to use the holy water the same way they always did, and to receive the communion the traditional way [from priest's hand directly into the mouth - translator's note].
Archbishop Dzięga writes in a letter to the faithful: "The Devil knows very well how to weaken our proximity to and unity with God. He starts with the small stuff. We have to continually tell him: go away, Satan. Satan is powerless when faced with such a direct and clear expression of human faith. It horrifies him. That's why we have the saying that someone 'is afraid of something like the devil is afraid of the holy water.' Do not fear touching the holy water. Do not fear the church... I beg all of you - except for the most exceptional circumstances - do not ask for the communion to be given into your hand, even though formally you are allowed to do so... Jesus does not spread germs or viruses."
Now - were this guy with unpronounceable name a True Christian™ calling other True Christians™ to keep embracing other True Christians™ like our Pastor Zeke is, I would applaud him.

But since he belongs to a false church lead by the antichrist, he is simply leading more souls to be killed by the disease and suffer in forever!! A sucker leading a bunch of losers to eternal damnation!
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Default Re: Polish Archbishop Calls Catholics to Continue Their Filthy Habits - 03-17-2020, 03:25 AM

While the history books have documented how the bubonic plague (Black Death) was spread in 14th Century Europe, we may have to dismiss it as Vatican propaganda.

Hellywood has spent so much time lately molesting each other you wonder how they have any time left to make movies, these days we have a better idea of what cathylick priests have been doing with their fingers.


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Archbishop Andrzej Dzięga [...] this guy with unpronounceable name.
It is pronounced "Diego" - the guy's a Mexican and who'd believe one of those?

You can tell Diego is lying by the fact his lips move. You can tell that the Catlick "church" is "of Satan" as he is lying

The current plague is not started by Satan, it is a plague started by God as we see throughout the Bible:

Exodus 7:17-18,
Exodus 8:5-6,
Exodus 8:12-13,
Exodus 8:22-23,
Exodus 9:4,
Exodus 9:6,
Exodus 9:29,
Exodus 10:4-6,
Exodus 10:18-19,
Exodus 10:23,
Exodus 11:4-6,
Exodus 11:7,
Exodus 12:13,
Exodus 12:29-30,
Exodus 32:33-35,

Leviticus 26:23-26,

Numbers 11:31-34,
Numbers 14:36-38,
Numbers 16:41-50,
Numbers 25:3-9,
Numbers 14:10-20,
Nu:16:46: And Moses said unto Aaron, Take a censer, and put fire therein from off the altar, and put on incense, and go quickly unto the congregation, and make an atonement for them: for there is wrath gone out from the LORD; the plague is begun.
Nu:16:47: And Aaron took as Moses commanded, and ran into the midst of the congregation; and, behold, the plague was begun among the people: and he put on incense, and made an atonement for the people.
Nu:16:48: And he stood between the dead and the living; and the plague was stayed.
Nu:16:49: Now they that died in the plague were fourteen thousand and seven hundred, beside them that died about the matter of Korah.

Numbers 21:6-9,
Numbers 25:6-11,

1 Samuel 5:6-12,

2 Samuel 24:11-17,
2 Samuel 24:18-25,

1 Kings 8:37-40,

1 Chronicles 21:9-17,
2 Chronicles 6:28-31
2 Chronicles 20:9,

Psalm 78:41-51,
Psalm 105:29-36,
Psalm 135:8-9,
Psalm 106:23,
Psalm 91:3-8,

Isaiah 19:22,

Jeremiah 14:12,
Jeremiah 21:5-10,
Jeremiah 24:10,
Jeremiah 27:8,
Jeremiah 28:8,
Jeremiah 29:17-19,
Jeremiah 34:17,
Jeremiah 44:13,

Deuteronomy 28:20-24,

Ezekiel 5:12, A third part of thee shall die with the pestilence, and with famine shall they be consumed in the midst of thee: and a third part shall fall by the sword round about thee; and I will scatter a third part into all the winds, and I will draw out a sword after them.
Ezekiel 6:11-12,
Ezekiel 14:21,
Ezekiel 28:22-23
Ezekiel 33:27,

Joel 1:2-12,

Amos 4:6-11,

Habakkuk 3:5-6,

Zechariah 14:12-15,

And in case anyone thinks that God only does his best work in the Old Testament, then:

Matthew 24:7,
Mark 13:8,
Luke 21:11,
Acts 7:36,
Revelation 6:8,
Revelation 11:6,
Revelation 15:1,
Revelation 16:1-21,
Revelation 18:4-8,
Revelation 22:18,





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The current plague is not started by Satan, it is a plague started by God as we see throughout the Bible:
Amen, Pastor Bathfire! Yes this plague has been sent by God to decimate sinners! let's rejoice that we are being led by Jesus, our Godly President, and our beloved Pastor Zeke, as our church will be the only beacon of light in these turbulent times of Great Toilet Paper Shortage!
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... our church will be the only beacon of light in these turbulent times of Great Toilet Paper Shortage!
Toilet Paper? Of what concern is that to a True Christian who, armed with a paddle and sponge, can withstand all that Satan may throw against him?


De:23:13: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:


M'r:7:19: Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?

Joh:19:29: Now there was set a vessel full of vinegar: and they filled a spunge with vinegar, and put it upon hyssop, and put it to his mouth.





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Toilet Paper? Of what concern is that to a True Christian who, armed with a paddle and sponge, can withstand all that Satan may throw against him?


De:23:13: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:


M'r:7:19: Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?

Joh:19:29: Now there was set a vessel full of vinegar: and they filled a spunge with vinegar, and put it upon hyssop, and put it to his mouth.
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Toilet Paper? Of what concern is that to a True Christian who, armed with a paddle and sponge, can withstand all that Satan may throw against him?
Preach it, Pastor! As Brother Alvin has demonstrated, those clean butt obsessed sinners are on their way to Hell.

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A miracle, I'm sure - I can only imagine their scent.





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Default Re: Polish Archbishop Calls Catholics to Continue Their Filthy Habits - 03-20-2020, 01:45 PM

It becomes easier to understand the bizarre behavior of Polish people if you have tasted their national dish- the perogie. Besides Polish sausage and potatoes, the Poles mainly eat perogies, which look a lot like a crinkley dumpling (this is how I was fooled into eating one). They are made with potatoes and cheese and they take the place of the more complicated baked potato in the Polish diet. They are served with Polish sausage and sometimes with sour cream, which is made of rotten milk. People who eat these potato tacos usually have a bilious stomach and this causes them to act strangely. This is why the Russians and the Germans always go to Poland to fight wars- their soldiers are not diverted by the local cuisine and they can keep their minds on their business.


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Some people will eat anything.

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