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Default Like Godly Republicans God Means Business - 05-11-2009, 08:19 PM

How many people did God kill in the Bible?

It's impossible to say for sure, but plenty. How many did God drown in the flood or burn to death in Sodom and Gomorrah? How many first-born Egyptians did he kill? There's just no way to count them all. This list doesn't include those figures. Perhaps the greatest Biblical scholars in the world her at LBC can give us a more accurate total and perhaps they can extrapolate how many people since the God gave us the Bible how many have been smote as a result of the Master's will and righteous judgment.

I posted this to let the non True Christians that the God they read about in the Bible is the real deal. The God/Jesus they are taught about in their wimpy and sniveling LIEbrul churches is a false god. The God of Landover and the Bible is the real and only God. Anything else is Satan in disguise.

The choice is yours. You can comport yourselves as True Christians and hope you make the grade. If you fail to do that you will most certainly spend eternity burning in the fires of hell.

Number Killed Cumulative Total
Lot's wife for looking back Gen.19:26, BT 1 1
Er who was "wicked in the sight of the Lord" Gen.38:7, BT 1 2
Onan for spilling his seed Gen.38:10, BT 1 3
For dancing naked around Aaron's golden calf Ex.32:27-28, 35, BT 3000 3003
Aaron's sons for offering strange fire before the Lord Lev.10:1-3, Num.3:4, 26:61, BT 2 3005
A blasphemer Lev.24:10-23, BT 1 3006
A man who picked up sticks on the Sabbath Num.15:32-36, BT 1 3007
Korah, Dathan, and Abiram (and their families) Num.16:27, BT 12+ 3019+
Burned to death for offering incense Num.16:35, 26:10, BT 250 3269+
For complaining Num.16:49, BT 14,700 17,969+
For "committing whoredom with the daughters of Moab" Num.25:9, BT 24,000 41,969+
Midianite massacre (32,000 virgins were kept alive) Num.31:1-35, BT 90,000+ 131,969+
God tells Joshua to stoned to death Achan (and his family) for taking the accursed thing. Joshua 7:10-12, 24-26, BT 5+ 131,974+
God tells Joshua to attack Ai and do what he did to Jericho (kill everyone). Joshua 8:1-25, BT 12,000 143,974+
God delivered Canaanites and Perizzites Judges 1:4, BT 10,000 153,974+
Ehud delivers a message from God: a knife into the king's belly Jg.3:15-22, BT 1 153,975+
God delivered Moabites Jg.3:28-29, BT 10,000 163,975+
God forces Midianite soldiers to kill each other. Jg.7:2-22, 8:10, BT 120,000 283,975+
The Spirit of the Lord comes on Samson Jg.14:19, BT 30 284,005+
The Spirit of the Lord comes mightily on Samson Jg.15:14-15, BT 1000 285,005+
Samson's God-assisted act of terrorism Jg.16:27-30, BT 3000 288,005+
"The Lord smote Benjamin" Jg.20:35-37, BT 25,100 313,105+
More Benjamites Jg.20:44-46 25,000 338,105+
For looking into the ark of the Lord 1 Sam.6:19 50,070 388,175+
God delivered Philistines 1 Sam.14:12 20 388,195+
Samuel (at God's command) hacks Agag to death 1 Sam.15:32-33 1 388,196+
"The Lord smote Nabal." 1 Sam.25:38 1 388,197+
Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling 2 Sam.6:6-7, 1 Chr.13:9-10 1 388,198+
David and Bathsheba's baby boy 2 Sam.12:14-18 1 388,199+
Seven sons of Saul hung up before the Lord 2 Sam.21:6-9 7 388,206+
From plague as punishment for David's census (men only; probably 200,000 if including women and children) 2 Sam.24:13, 1 Chr.21:7 70,000+ 458,206+
A prophet for believing another prophet's lie 1 Kg.13:1-24 1 458,207+
God delivers the Syrians into the Israelites' hands 1 Kg.20:28-29 100,000 558,207+
God makes a wall fall on Syrian soldiers 1 Kg.20:30 27,000 585,207+
God sent a lion to eat a man for not killing a prophet 1 Kg.20:35-36 1 585,208+
Ahaziah is killed for talking to the wrong god. 2 Kg.1:2-4, 17, 2 Chr.22:7-9 1 585,209+
Burned to death by God 2 Kg.1:9-12 102 585,311+
God sends two bears to kill children for making fun of Elisha's bald head 2 Kg.2:23-24 42 585,343+
Trampled to death for disbelieving Elijah 2 Kg.7:17-20 1 585,344+
Jezebel 2 Kg.9:33-37 1 585,355+
God sent lions to kill "some" foreigners 2 Kg.17:25-26 3+ 585,358+
Sleeping Assyrian soldiers 2 Kg.19:35, 2 Chr.32:21, Is.37:36 185,000 770,358+
Saul 1 Chr.10:14 1 770,359+
God delivers Israel into the hands of Judah 2 Chr.13:15-17 500,000 1,270,359+
Jeroboam 2 Chr.13:20 1 1,270,360+
"The Lord smote the Ethiopians." 2 Chr.14:9-14 1,000,000 2,270,360+
God kills Jehoram by making his bowels fall out 2 Chr.21:14-19 1 2,270,361+
Ezekiel's wife Ezek.24:15-18 1 2,270,362+
Ananias and Sapphira Acts 5:1-10 2 2,270,364+ Grand Total! PRAISE His Righteous judgments!!
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Default Re: Like Godly Republicans God Means Business - 05-11-2009, 08:27 PM

Jeb already has an official deity bodycount thread going where he compiles these kinds of statistics. You should have a meeting with him and discuss your similar interests.


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Default Re: Like Godly Republicans God Means Business - 05-11-2009, 08:40 PM

The deity bodycount is intended to be a religiously neutral study, so it only counts people killed by humans under the commands of their deity.

It doesn't count those directly killed by God since, after all, everybody who is dead was killed by God. And everybody claims their deity is the true God.
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Default Re: Like Godly Republicans God Means Business - 05-11-2009, 08:57 PM

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The deity bodycount is intended to be a religiously neutral study, so it only counts people killed by humans under the commands of their deity.

It doesn't count those directly killed by God since, after all, everybody who is dead was killed by God. An everybody claims their deity is the true God.
We've had that debate before Brother Jeb. If God tells someone to kill someone else has been killed by an act of God. To say otherwise would encourage sin the world.



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Default Re: Like Godly Republicans God Means Business - 05-11-2009, 09:17 PM

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Jeb already has an official deity bodycount thread going where he compiles these kinds of statistics. You should have a meeting with him and discuss your similar interests.
As you know Godly killing is part of my profession as a gunsmith. Jeb has done a wonderful and Godly job. Righteous killing is righteous killing. It warms my heart to know our God is a righteous and just God. I am sickened by false Christians shying away from the entire Word. They will burn.

Jeb is a True Christian's True Christian. His posts are inspiring and full of the Word.



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Default Re: Like Godly Republicans God Means Business - 05-13-2009, 02:23 AM

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We've had that debate before Brother Jeb. If God tells someone to kill someone else has been killed by an act of God. To say otherwise would encourage sin the world.
There is now doubt that all this killing is making the world a better place. Killing is God's ultimate deterrence against sin.

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