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Default Re: The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? - 10-03-2022, 05:46 PM

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the chance of Rapture is 99.884%!


I've been thinking: 99.884% would be based on the total number of seconds? For so-called scientists, the 100 seconds would be a smaller fraction because they need more seconds to have elapsed for their theories to work.


4,567,000,000 years × 31,557,600 seconds in a year = 144,123,559,200,000,000 seconds

100 seconds would be:
one hundred, one-hundred-and-forty-four-Quadrillion one-hundred-and-twenty-three-Trillion five-hundred-and-fifty-nine-Billion two-hundred-Millionths of the age they propose

(or)

1/1,441,235,592,000,000

which seems less than 0.116% to me so presumably scientists think The Rapture has already happened? Or at least its antineutrinos would be detectable according to superluminal velocities and the inverse cube law. Am I missing something here? My calculator ran into difficulties with the magnitudes.
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Default Re: The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? - 10-03-2022, 06:18 PM

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I've been thinking: 99.884% would be based on the total number of seconds? For so-called scientists, the 100 seconds would be a smaller fraction because they need more seconds to have elapsed for their theories to work.

4,567,000,000 years × 31,557,600 seconds in a year = 144,123,559,200,000,000 seconds

100 seconds would be:
one hundred, one-hundred-and-forty-four-Quadrillion one-hundred-and-twenty-three-Trillion five-hundred-and-fifty-nine-Billion two-hundred-Millionths of the age they propose

(or)

1/1,441,235,592,000,000

which seems less than 0.116% to me so presumably scientists think The Rapture has already happened? Or at least its antineutrinos would be detectable according to superluminal velocities and the inverse cube law. Am I missing something here? My calculator ran into difficulties with the magnitudes.
The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists' preferred unit system is a clock that has a full scale deflection of 15 minutes and 20 seconds: "The clock's original setting in 1947 was seven minutes to midnight. It has since been set backward eight times and forward 16 times for a total of 24, the farthest from midnight being 17 minutes in 1991, and the nearest being 100 seconds, from 2020 to the present."

Strange, but when you detach from Biblical constants, such as the gold standard, Gerah, Beka, Pim and Mina you're basically free to make up anything you want.

So while I agree that scientists should use 4.567 billion years in the denominator rather than 24 hours (a standard clock), it would also be internally consistent for them to use a 15:20 min baseline (89.1304% chance of Rapture). Presumably they chose the one that would sell more atomic physics textbooks.


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Default Re: The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? - 10-03-2022, 07:32 PM

Thank you for clarifying. Provided that The Rapture did not occur sometime in the 1st Century, making Paul the author bringing Christ to those left behind, I am confident that I am Rapture Ready.
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Default Re: The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? - 10-05-2022, 01:17 PM

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