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Default Re: Spank Hard Spank Often - 07-19-2010, 08:20 PM

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The men who wrote the Bible said it was God's word. That doesn't make it true any more than Dr. Suess saying that the Sneetches frolicked on the beaches makes it true.
Where did Dr. Seuss ever say that the Sneetches were real?


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Default Re: Spank Hard Spank Often - 07-19-2010, 08:33 PM

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Where did Dr. Seuss ever say that the Sneetches were real?

Dr. Suess says the Sneetches played on the beaches. John says that Jesus is coming with a flaming sword in his mouth. Neither is provable as real.
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Default Re: Spank Hard Spank Often - 07-19-2010, 08:44 PM

Would it be too much to ask for the title of this thread be changed to:
Spank Hard, Spank Often

The way that it is written now makes me think that the OP is suggesting that hard spanks should be used more often than soft spanks. If that's the case, then the title would be more clearly written this way: Spank Hard-Spank Often. But, that sounds really weird.


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Default Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often - 08-01-2010, 01:45 AM

I have not been spanked for over 21 years. My life since not being held responsible for my actions was a disaster. Who can I trust to spank me out of caring for my soul and not sexual lust?
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Default Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often - 08-01-2010, 01:55 AM

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I have not been spanked for over 21 years. My life since not being held responsible for my actions was a disaster. Who can I trust to spank me out of caring for my soul and not sexual lust?
I might be willing to spank your sin away for a nominal donation.


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I might be willing to spank your sin away for a nominal donation.
For Some reason I found this post amusing. maybe you can spank the homer thoughts out of me.


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Default Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often - 09-20-2010, 12:26 AM

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Oh there are several here I am sure would be only to happy to give it a go.


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Especially the way I've been acting lol! I am going to admit, I have been a bad boy! How many would be willing xD


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Especially the way I've been acting lol! I am going to admit, I have been a bad boy! How many would be willing xD
Well I get the impression that Pastor Zekie, does like to "punish" naughty boys.


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Well I get the impression that Pastor Zekie, does like to "punish" naughty boys.
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Default Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often - 10-08-2010, 10:00 PM

I have a hard time understanding why would some of you consider other objects to spank or beat your child with, than the one God prescribed in so many verses of the Bible: the rod.
Keep in mind, you still have a lot of variety at hand, tree branches, switches come in great variety, our all-knowing God took care of that: willow, hickory, birch, hazel and many others.
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Default Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often - 10-09-2010, 12:02 AM

I use what is handy. A hickory axe handle, a switch, a leather belt with a heavy buckle, the butt of a .45 or even a nice copper grounding rod.

God does not require us to use a particular instrument. He does want us to groom and discipline out children.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often - 10-09-2010, 09:39 PM

I hope you don´t mind me writing in this thread since the last posting is a while ago.
A few months ago I was telling our german community howI tried to spank my son (only 43 years old) with a chair in the face. He and my daughter in law invited me to dinner. In the resturant I was reading the bible to the people. We were kicked out of the building. I don`t know why.
My son drove me home and in the house he was talking about "putting me away". I raised a chair and tried to spank his face with it. Just a little bit.
I took it away from me and threatened me to stop paying the rent of my house and my female servant. I think I haven`t spanked him enough as he was still a little child.
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Default Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often - 09-02-2018, 01:44 AM

This is an excellent motto, one I abide by and even had stenciled on the back of my dress.
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