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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-17-2007, 06:53 PM

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Do you realise that the AIDS virus cannot be cured? The only reason the deaths went up is because the disease spread. In the 1980's the disease was just starting to be recognized. It really is sad that you can't understand the basic concept of a viral infection, AIDS cannot be cured (so far) it doesn't matter what your religion is, you could be Catholic, Mormon, Methodist, Baptist, Buddhist, Jew, Chistian, Atheist anything! A Virus infects all no matter what you are. The flames of War burn all just the same. You say praying to Jesus is the Cure? Well if Jesus got AIDS he would die just like us. It's a terrible incurable disease, don't underestimate it.
Friend, in Jesus' time there was no cure for leprosy, but He still managed it. And given that Baptists don't commit sodomy, fornicate with negroes, or shoot heroin, would you care to explain exactly how we would get infected in the first place?


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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-17-2007, 07:12 PM

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would you care to explain exactly how we would get infected in the first place?
The disease is hard to trace, much like head lice. Although I have heared it came from Africa, apparently the monkeys there had a strange disease, none new it at the time but people sometimes eat monkeys over there, the natives eat the disease monkeys and get the virus, then they pass it on by sex, how it got to America? Probably imigrants or an American got the disease from there and brought it over here. Americans still didn't know much about it, they said that it was a curse from God to gays, Magic Johnson (Pro basketball player) Changed that. He revealed to the public that he had sex with a female prostitute, and contracted AIDS. The public at the time was shocked, they now had a fear that an incurable disease that infects everybody is at loose. Later on, they figured out how the disease is spread. Now people are a little more reasured, but people in Africa don't know much about it, and they are getting hit the hardest.
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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-17-2007, 09:09 PM

I was going to make the exact same point, Brother T. Those of us who have heart conditions (it's easy to become overenthusiastic about the wonderful bounty of fried food with which Jesus has blessed us) also do not receive treatment from clinics where sodomites and coloreds congregate, so we can be sure the blood we receive is as pure as that of Christ Himself—well, almost as pure.


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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-18-2007, 02:00 AM

Here are two more facts about AIDS:

#1) No one can get rid of it. Some homers and nigras have been able to delay their unspeakably horrible death by taking massive amounts of drugs, but no one has been able to alter God's gift to sodomites, and they never will.

#2) In the history of Mankind, not one True Christian™ has ever contracted AIDS. Not one.

Now, won't you accept Jesus and give up your hateful, perverted lifestyle?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-18-2007, 02:11 AM

EXPECT A MIRACLE!! Jesus CAN and WILL cure AIDS but ONLY if a SINFUL SODOMITE turns to the Lord!!

Praise God!! HE is the ONLY answer and the ONLY CURE!!

REPENT HOMERS AND SODOMITES WITH HIVe!!


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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-18-2007, 04:18 AM

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The disease is hard to trace, much like head lice. Although I have heared it came from Africa, apparently the monkeys there had a strange disease, none new it at the time but people sometimes eat monkeys over there, the natives eat the disease monkeys and get the virus, then they pass it on by sex, how it got to America? Probably imigrants or an American got the disease from there and brought it over here. Americans still didn't know much about it, they said that it was a curse from God to gays, Magic Johnson (Pro basketball player) Changed that. He revealed to the public that he had sex with a female prostitute, and contracted AIDS. The public at the time was shocked, they now had a fear that an incurable disease that infects everybody is at loose. Later on, they figured out how the disease is spread. Now people are a little more reasured, but people in Africa don't know much about it, and they are getting hit the hardest.
So I pointed out that AIDS only affects homers, negroes and druggies, and you rebut that by pointing out that, although it mostly affects homers, lots of negroes suffer it as well? Friend, we do not engage in sodomy or fornicate with Africans, basketball players or prostitutes, so how on earth could we contract it?


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Default Re: Cure For AIDS - 02-18-2007, 04:34 AM

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Friend, we do not engage in sodomy or fornicate with Africans, basketball players or prostitutes, so how on earth could we contract it?
Apparently, he thinks we have head lice?!
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