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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 04-13-2007, 02:44 AM

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No im not.
Wow, you actually made a coherent statement, this calls for celebration!


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Maybe you are cuz you dont seem to act like if u had freedom.
And now you lost me again..
Are you saying I'm a vile swede because I "don't act like I had freedom"?
That's quite far fetched, wouldn't you think?

I have the freedom to love and obey God.
And to love and obey America & our beloved leader George W. Bush.
And that's all the freedom that matters.. That's the only true freedom.
To be free to do the right thing.

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You are like little robots following the instruction of a book that maybe was written by a drunk atheist while he was having alucinations.
The Holy Bible was written by a drunk ATHEIST with "alucinations"?


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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 04-13-2007, 06:18 AM

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Has anyone ever pointed out to "His Unholy Majesty" that spelling "Dani" with an 'i' makes it a girl's name? Our Queen Elizabeth is not only more Majestic, but also far more genuinely unholy and probably more convincingly manly than that pasty-faced little twerp.
I imagine she also has a much larger, and manlier, powerful and bulging . . .


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The Holy Bible was written by a drunk ATHEIST with "alucinations"?
No, I think she meant THIS book.

It's by Zahi Hawass or something.
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 04-13-2007, 05:22 PM

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Precisely im not swedish
Are you Polish, by any chance?
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And now you lost me again..
Are you saying I'm a vile swede because I "don't act like I had freedom"?
That's quite far fetched, wouldn't you think?
Do the poor Swedes not have freedom? We can only pray that the Lord will inspire Our Glorious Leader, Bush, to bring them Enduring Freedom. Praise!


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 04-13-2007, 05:29 PM

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Do the poor Swedes not have freedom? We can only pray that the Lord will inspire Our Glorious Leader, Bush, to bring them Enduring Freedom. Praise!
No, they have no real freedom at all.
They are indoctrinated from birth to hate Jesus and America, but love sin, homosexuals, and the former Soviet union.
It has to do with the fact that it is a communist country.

Sweden is a one party state ruled by a communist chairman.. Here he is... Women beware however!
This vile apparition should not be viewed by those weak of faith:

Can't you just see the hate of all things Godly glowing as the fires of hell in his eyes?


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PS Does this Sweetish "Man" ever hold smorgasbords, though? I would be willing to meet with him in "person" just to see what level of Evil he truly is.
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 04-13-2007, 05:43 PM

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Does this Sweetish "Man" ever hold smorgasbords, though? I would be willing to meet with him in "person" just to see what level of Evil he truly is.
I'm sure he does.
And most of the dishes are probably made out of dead babies and fetuses too...
The only thing Swedes love more than sodomy, is murdering the unborn.


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The only thing Swedes love more than sodomy, is murdering the unborn.
Yaar, I kind of thought so...

Okay, skip the "Yaar." I was planning on attempting to speak his Viking "language" to him if I ever met with him. But if Sweetish "food" is like this, like that Korean "unBorn Baby soup" - well, Nevermind!

But I wonder if he might FedEx me a Twinkie or something anyway
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-03-2008, 08:02 AM

Pastor Ezekial, when I read what you wrote, I wondered something. I understand that you do not praise Jesus' mother...but I can't help but feel that Jesus would not appreciate someone talking about his mother that way. Not worshipping and being hateful are two different things, and unfortunately you only fit the latter. To sum it up, even if Jesus doesn't want you worshipping his mother, he probably doesn't want you making fun of her either, just like he wouldn't want you making fun of any of his people. As for me, I am proud to say the Hail Mary. God Bless.
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Just a 'general' god bless? No one in particular? How dare you throw away God's blessings like they were gum wrappers. You have much to learn.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-03-2008, 08:31 AM

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They are indoctrinated from birth to hate Jesus and America, but love sin, homosexuals, and the former Soviet union.
Wait, how is hatred for America and Jesus expressed?
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Often by a vote for anyone named "Clinton".
Even if one named Clinton should be a Republican and devote Christian? I should assume you're referring to Bill the President that scored in the oval office.
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Pastor Ezekial, when I read what you wrote, I wondered something. I understand that you do not praise Jesus' mother...but I can't help but feel that Jesus would not appreciate someone talking about his mother that way. Not worshipping and being hateful are two different things, and unfortunately you only fit the latter. To sum it up, even if Jesus doesn't want you worshipping his mother, he probably doesn't want you making fun of her either, just like he wouldn't want you making fun of any of his people. As for me, I am proud to say the Hail Mary. God Bless.
This is actually a common question. Not only is mary worship not found anywhere in the Holy Bible, but Jesus in general didn't have much time for His mom. Take a look at THIS sermon.

Also, you should try reading the ACTUAL Holy Bible (KJV1611) instead of that revisionist claptrap you papists are stuck with.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-03-2008, 10:27 AM

I'm contemplating naming my kids Iron Maiden myself...
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-03-2008, 01:36 PM

Hmm, I may go for Slayer, could have the middle name be 'Illusions of Christ' 'tis a damn fine album.
Or hmm, if it's a girl I could go for Soulfly, another fantastic band.
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Hmm, I may go for Slayer, could have the middle name be 'Illusions of Christ' 'tis a damn fine album.
Or hmm, if it's a girl I could go for Soulfly, another fantastic band.
That's assuming either of you will ever find a woman to commit whoredoms with, which seems unlikely. Or you two fags could try getting each other pregnant, but I wouldn't hold my breath.


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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-03-2008, 06:08 PM

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That's assuming either of you will ever find a woman to commit whoredoms with, which seems unlikely. Or you two fags could try getting each other pregnant, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
That would also be assuming that you do not peel over due to sheer stress that the rest of the country is going to skrew you over and your attempt turn it into a fascist state. Or your great fear of homosexuals, kinda funny, how that your most common insult and or come back is resorting to calling another homosexual. Damned, it reminds me of the days back in fourth grade when we would do that.
Free to commit what ever 'whoredoms' I please and damned proud. Tuff shits.
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-04-2008, 06:38 AM

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Yes, a 6-month-old infant knows that she wants to be named "Metallica" just like a 9-year-old girl knows that she wants to be molested by a 50-something-year-old "Prophet of Allah".
The mother you idiot piece of piffleing shit.
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-04-2008, 07:07 AM

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The mother you idiot piece of piffleing shit.
Friend, you sound angry. Did your mother name you Milli Vanilli perhaps?


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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-04-2008, 07:12 AM

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Hmm, I may go for Slayer, could have the middle name be 'Illusions of Christ' 'tis a damn fine album.
Or hmm, if it's a girl I could go for Soulfly, another fantastic band.
No one here is stopping you, but I don't think the kid will enjoy getting beat up over it.


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