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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-04-2008, 12:07 PM

Im gonna name my kid Stryper
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-04-2008, 12:10 PM

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Im gonna name my kid Stryper
Why? Do you want your kid to go to Hell? What is wrong with you?
Don't you believe in God?


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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-04-2008, 12:48 PM

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Why? Do you want your kid to go to Hell? What is wrong with you?
Don't you believe in God?

ummmm stryper is a christian band

have a look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stryper
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 01-04-2008, 12:55 PM

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ummmm stryper is a christian band

have a look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stryper
They are false christians who do satan's bidding to bring impressionable young people down into hell. Take a look at THIS.

By the way, that wiccianpedia site is not to be trusted. They let anyone post in there who wants to, and they spread viscious horrible lies in most threads.


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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 04-29-2008, 07:23 PM

WOO, metallica are awesome! silly name for a person though
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 04-29-2008, 08:03 PM

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WOO, metallica are awesome!
Awesome? A band that go out of their way to hurt innocent children are 'awesome'? I could think of a million words to describe this Satanic-trash, and I can assure you, awesome is NOT one of them.

Did you know that when Metallica play live, they play their UnGodly music live at 120 decibels - the reason - because the human pain threshhold is at 112 decibels! Yes, that's right, they're trying to HURT their audience!! And these monsters are your 'heros'???

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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 04-29-2008, 09:00 PM

um, how do they hurt children? and ive been to lots of metal gigs, and my ears are just fine! why would a band hurt their audience?
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 04-29-2008, 09:06 PM

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um, how do they hurt children? and ive been to lots of metal gigs, and my ears are just fine! why would a band hurt their audience?
How do they not hurt children should be the question asked!

Simply that they associate themselves with the most WICKED and Evil of bands such as... Black Sabbath?

Or perhaps Iron Maiden?

All heavy metal music is sin and i recommend you put down your Kerrang!() magazine and pick up the most holy of books, the KJV bible.
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 10-19-2009, 08:08 AM

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How do they not hurt children should be the question asked!

Simply that they associate themselves with the most WICKED and Evil of bands such as... Black Sabbath?

Or perhaps Iron Maiden?

All heavy metal music is sin and i recommend you put down your Kerrang!() magazine and pick up the most holy of books, the KJV bible.
I wonder, do you really think posts like this are going to change his mind? Is this how you plan to fight against heavy metal? It's not going to work. I guess it's like one of your big witch hunts, except this one's just out of your league.


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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 10-19-2009, 10:59 AM

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I wonder, do you really think posts like this are going to change his mind? Is this how you plan to fight against heavy metal? It's not going to work. I guess it's like one of your big witch hunts, except this one's just out of your league.
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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 10-19-2009, 11:35 AM

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ummmm stryper is a christian band

have a look: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stryper
Stryper cannot be a christian band as all the band members are homersexuals .


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Default Re: Hellbound Couple Names Baby "Metallica" - 10-20-2009, 01:35 AM

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Through Christ, all things are possible, you imbecile.

While some are improbable or highly unlikely. I'm not sure you actually want to stop metal anyway. Metal gives you something to target as evil. So by that logic, I'd say you kinda need us. In turn, I'd also say we need you as a fundamentally extreme counterpoint. Without you guys there would be no fun in being post modern or a non-conformist of any sort. All this religious fervor probably breeds more metal fans because we believe in thinking for ourselves and turning away from this hive mind sort of mentality.


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