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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 09-20-2009, 10:03 PM

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Huh, for someone that calls people that dont think like them Unsave Trash, I tought you would give a funnier response...

I am glad I am still a human being, capable a thinking and caring about others, instead of a hate filled machine that calls other people trash and hope they go to "hell".

As a pastor and son of god, isnt your divine duty to try to make me believe in your god? isnt it against the will of god to hate another human being just because it thinks differently?

I give you a chance "pastor", try to make me a believer, I want to believe that you are not just a hateful machine, I want to believe that there is a human being beneath that close minded robot I see responding to me.

Then again, you just called an ENTIRE COUNTRY sinful and worthless, so I dont expect much of you.
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 03-15-2011, 02:43 PM

Homosexual i think not, find me evidence of this many people singing your national anthem with a similar level of passion. True passion for a sport and country that can only be said of England.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI38Inq45U4

Oh and call these chaps homosexuals and your likely to die. Daft yanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNajc0iNlAg
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 03-16-2011, 10:27 AM

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How am I not suprised for this? Soccer is for sissy pretty boys who can't take a punch. Soccer is loved in Europe for a reason.

Now American Football....now that's a sport.
we in england view american football as a girls version
of rugby. what with all that padding and hemlets and
stuff. in fact all american sports are pretty rubbish.

why call it football when you dont use your feet?? baffling.

proper football by the way, is the most popular sport in the
world, and is the birthchild of england. can understand why
you would think it played by sissy,s coz they go down claiming
to be injured... only to gain a advantage.

would love to see your american footballers play without protection
against our rugby team.. would be quite funny as our rugby lads
would murder your softie footy players. hahaha..


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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 03-16-2011, 10:37 AM

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Envying America is understandable. You brits have nothing. But you also have nothing to be proud of.

Repent of your lies and drunkeness and get God now.


Are you sure you're not a mick?
got to say for a bunch of god botherers, you lot are the most
repulsive group iv ever come across.

american causes more wars, "which you aint very good at"
you have no history, exept native americans of course, who
are forgotten about.
you play sports called world series of this and that, when
in truth only american play these sports. unlike football,
which the whole world plays.

you guys are so out of touch with the world its sick.

p.s. ever heard of darwin???


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The Romans controled 57% of the known world - at its best the brits only held 23% of the known world.

Alexander The Great was a homer.

The US saved your sorry asses in both World Wars

The World Cup? What World Cup?

Your health service costs nothing and you get what you pay for - does some doctor rub lard on your chest to cure pneumonia and other 3rd world diseases that you suffer from?
you sir are a homophobe and will burn in hell.. if there is a hell

america only joined the war when we already kicked ass.. pussies.
the world cup is the biggest sporting event there is. end of.

the health service DOES cost us, we pat taxes you buffoooon.
in america if you dont have insurance you are left by the way
side to die.. so yeah. you guys are the most reviled species
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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 03-16-2011, 10:50 AM

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Thank you for your help son, that video shows how gay soccer is as well. That heavy metal rock music does not seem to go with the homosexual content of the video however.

I am not very expert in the ways of audio editing, but perhaps you could replace the soundtrack with something by Cher or Barbara Stressand? It would be much more appropriate music to go along with all of the gay images in the video.
you sir seem to know an awful lot about homos and their way of life....
anything to tell us?????


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Look pal, I've been to England and it sucks! Back when I was still on junk and providing "oral support" for rock stars, I went on a few tours of your little island. What a dump! Bad food, bad teeth, and a bunch of chinless wimps fighting over who dresses the worst. And that's just the women!

I was still a fine piece of ass back then, and let me tell you something, I had every guy in your so called country wanting a slice of me, because your women are all a bunch of dogs!

And soccer us for pussies, bottom line. Running around chasing a ball, that's what little kids do in the states. Way to turn recess into a national sport!
hmmmmm. you seem to think a lot of yourself... is vanity still a sin??
get over yourself will ya.
so you give blowjobs and were a groupie.. yeah, good for you.
over here we call that prostitution.
bad food you say.. your finest is mcdonalds and bk.. hahaha,, yummy
can understand if all our guys wanted a bit of you seeing as you are a slut.
a hole is a goal we like to say.. SLUT.
and the sport we played in the early years of school was called rounders.
you thickheads call it baseball, and even have a WORLD series for it. haha.
which only american play in.. hahahah


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you sir are a homophobe and will burn in hell.. if there is a hell

america only joined the war when we already kicked ass.. pussies.
the world cup is the biggest sporting event there is. end of.

the health service DOES cost us, we pat taxes you buffoooon.
in america if you dont have insurance you are left by the way
side to die.. so yeah. you guys are the most reviled species
ever created. oh and god fckin hates you.
Well, MY country ESPAÑA is the Champion of World whit Iker Casillas and Puyol and that nice boy Carlos Iniesta who won to all others countries and is the world best team of the whole world mister.

HOWEVER, this isn't mean that the fútbol is so good sport for boys because if you look at you see the terrible actors and contorsions and very gay manners of futbolists when the is hurt only a little and I would say this is a few gay. Especially in country like Spain where the fútbol is so popular and everyone is so sex-obsesionate whit the sex everywhere although is usually noraml sex and no homosex-obsesionate, no like England which is home of many perversions and they invent the fútbol and so is probably that they have conexions whit the gayship especially whit the english being so repess in many ways, ¿no?

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Well, MY country ESPAÑA is the Champion of World whit Iker Casillas and Puyol and that nice boy Carlos Iniesta who won to all others countries and is the world best team of the whole world mister.

HOWEVER, this isn't mean that the fútbol is so good sport for boys because if you look at you see the terrible actors and contorsions and very gay manners of futbolists when the is hurt only a little and I would say this is a few gay. Especially in country like Spain where the fútbol is so popular and everyone is so sex-obsesionate whit the sex everywhere although is usually noraml sex and no homosex-obsesionate, no like England which is home of many perversions and they invent the fútbol and so is probably that they have conexions whit the gayship especially whit the english being so repess in many ways, ¿no?

I hope these advises of cristian girl is help you.

YIC, Mari
thats advice.. if you say so... are all you god bothering people on here
homophobs and racists??.. i thought hate was bad. and you talk about
perversions. surely america is the home of perverts.and they call it
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Soccer is a dreadful game. Nothing happens. Perhaps someone accidentally scores 1 goal. Or probably not.

Think "preen" and "gloat" - that's about it.

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Australian sport is much better organised - and our version of football is actually a contact sport. There is rarely any reprimand.



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we in england view american football as a girls version
of rugby. what with all that padding and hemlets and
stuff. in fact all american sports are pretty rubbish.

why call it football when you dont use your feet?? baffling.

proper football by the way, is the most popular sport in the
world, and is the birthchild of england. can understand why
you would think it played by sissy,s coz they go down claiming
to be injured... only to gain a advantage.

would love to see your american footballers play without protection
against our rugby team.. would be quite funny as our rugby lads
would murder your softie footy players. hahaha..
Why would a little girl like you know what American football is all about? For your information wearing protective gear actually makes the sport more dangerous not less. In both boxing and American football, the hits are much harder, not softer. In rugby, the sissies hit each other easier because they do not want to injure their bodies, because it hurts when you do that.


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Being a soft-minded female , I have little knowledge of sports. I have, however, enjoyed watching bull-riding from time to time.

This sport appeals to me because I can easily distinguish the players, in that the bulls are generally larger and have horns and tails. Furthermore, conceptually, it is easy for my lessor feminine intellect to grasp.

The guy gets up on the bull; the guy gets thrown off the bull. Also, the action doesn't stretch out for a long time, so I rarely lose interest.

Really, the entire sport is rather like God's Word--it's just so easy to grasp.


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Default Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams - 03-26-2011, 12:50 AM

Although I don't follow any sport, I do wonder why soccer players seem so disinterested in scoring "goals" - I would have thought that scoring as many as possible, thereby winning the game, would have been the objective.

Manœuvres like this however suggest some other goal may predominate in players' minds.

Off field activities involve getting hair or promoting underwear, rather than more manly activities:



WARNING CONTAINS DAVID BECKHAM (English soccer player) AT A "PHOTO-SHOOT"
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There are many methods to avoid scoring a goal. I think three will suffice.

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METHOD 3

Without any in-depth knowledge of sporting pursuits in general, or of soccer in particular, I cannot really comment on any of the above. However it does seem that what limited understanding I do have - thinking that "kicking goals" might be on the agenda for example - is somewhat wide of the mark.

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