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Best Age for a first Handgun? -
05-11-2007, 10:02 PM
My grand nephew is graduating from kindergarten, and although his secular parents would have a fit, I'm considering getting him his first handgun. Five year old boys are prime targets for child predators and Catholic priests, and I want him to be able to defend himself. Is five too young for a first handgun? I don't want him to start first grade without some protection.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
05-12-2007, 12:53 AM
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My grand nephew is graduating from kindergarten, and although his secular parents would have a fit, I'm considering getting him his first handgun. Five year old boys are prime targets for child predators and Catholic priests, and I want him to be able to defend himself. Is five too young for a first handgun? I don't want him to start first grade without some protection.
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Quite understandable. I wouldn't go near the average American school without full body armour an automatic rifle and several handguns.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
05-12-2007, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
My grand nephew is graduating from kindergarten, and although his secular parents would have a fit, I'm considering getting him his first handgun. Five year old boys are prime targets for child predators and Catholic priests, and I want him to be able to defend himself. Is five too young for a first handgun? I don't want him to start first grade without some protection.
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Stuff and nonsense Brother Monty! If your grand nephew doesn't have a pistol to play with by the age of 5 he will be firmly on the path toward sissification. I recall getting my first pistol from my uncle Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld on my 4th birthday. It was an old Walther P-38, one that his father had taken off a dead wop in Italy during WW2. Oh how I loved to shoot that thing at the piccaninnie servants for target practice. Ah, memories.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-13-2007, 09:13 PM
Enjoy prison and a nice ass rape when he takes it to school and it gets confiscated, and you arrested.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-13-2007, 09:26 PM
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Enjoy prison and a nice ass rape when he takes it to school and it gets confiscated, and you arrested.
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Nonsense, since when has carrying handguns been an offense at any school in Freehold County?
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-13-2007, 09:29 PM
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Nonsense, since when has carrying handguns been an offense at any school in Freehold County?
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You are in America correct? Or is it some backwoods hick area?
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-13-2007, 09:36 PM
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You are in America correct? Or is it some backwoods hick area?
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How dare you!!
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I suggest you do your research before coming here to persecute us.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-13-2007, 09:44 PM
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How dare you!!
I suggest you do your research before coming here to persecute us.
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Was I supposed to be impressed?
Unless the kid homeschools, or goes to a school on church property, if he is caught with a gun it will probably be confiscated.
Its odd though... I live in Illinois which is way to close to you people.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-13-2007, 09:51 PM
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Was I supposed to be impressed?
Unless the kid homeschools, or goes to a school on church property, if he is caught with a gun it will probably be confiscated.
Its odd though... I live in Illinois which is way to close to you people.
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The Department of Faith is very aware of where you live.
Jesus guided you here for a reason, but I haven't yet worked out why He would send a Liberal minded spotty faced Rock-Music loving false Christian teenager.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-13-2007, 10:06 PM
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The Department of Faith is very aware of where you live.
Jesus guided you here for a reason, but I haven't yet worked out why He would send a Liberal minded spotty faced Rock-Music loving false Christian teenager.
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Was that supposed to hurt my feelings?
And you call yourself a christian...
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-13-2007, 10:18 PM
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Was that supposed to hurt my feelings?
And you call yourself a christian...
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No.
I am called a True Christian™.
My purpose is to guide Sinners to the Truth about Jesus and The Bible(KJV1611).
If it hurts your feelings then that's "Tough Love".
I love you Sephy. Maybe even Jesus loves you enough to allow you to stay here.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-13-2007, 10:23 PM
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No.
I am called a True Christian™.
My purpose is to guide Sinners to the Truth about Jesus and The Bible(KJV1611).
If it hurts your feelings then that's "Tough Love".
I love you Sephy. Maybe even Jesus loves you enough to allow you to stay here.
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Not catching sarcasm FTL.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-14-2007, 03:05 AM
What's with all the necroposting recently? Really...
And in response to OP, you're letting him be sent to an American Public School with just a handgun?! For shame! You might want to get him something with a little more kick if you expect him to make it through lunch time.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-17-2007, 10:43 PM
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Its odd though... I live in Illinois which is way to close to you people.
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Illinois, eh? Are you closer to Sodom-on-the-Lake or SINt. Louis? Do you spend weekends bent over on Halsted Street, or in the Truck Stop restroom on I-55?
Disgusting. And YOU'RE the one complaining about living too close... Get right with The Lord, son, before you catch the AIDS.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-18-2007, 02:50 PM
I think 2 is a good age. By that time they have pretty good balance and are coordinated enought to load the gun.
That is when I started Tater.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-18-2007, 02:53 PM
Use a shotgun. Not a hand gun.
Though a revoler is probaly the best hand gun in use.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-18-2007, 03:38 PM
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Illinois, eh? Are you closer to Sodom-on-the-Lake or SINt. Louis? Do you spend weekends bent over on Halsted Street, or in the Truck Stop restroom on I-55?
Disgusting. And YOU'RE the one complaining about living too close... Get right with The Lord, son, before you catch the AIDS.
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He seems like the sort of sick homer who'd probably live in some degenerate quasi-French town like Champaign.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-20-2007, 12:03 PM
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Stuff and nonsense Brother Monty! If your grand nephew doesn't have a pistol to play with by the age of 5 he will be firmly on the path toward sissification. I recall getting my first pistol from my uncle Donald "Rummy" Rumsfeld on my 4th birthday. It was an old Walther P-38, one that his father had taken off a dead wop in Italy during WW2. Oh how I loved to shoot that thing at the piccaninnie servants for target practice. Ah, memories.
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Pfft. Projectile weapons are for pansies (aka sissy's) who can't stand to feel the blood of their opponent wash over their hand once the blade pierces through their viscera. Anyone can shoot someone from a distance you just have to point and move your finger. But to shank, disembowel, or just plain stab someone up close and personal where you can feel their breath, see the look in their eyes, and hear the splatter of their blood, now that takes some nerve.
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-20-2007, 12:06 PM
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Pfft. Projectile weapons are for pansies (aka sissy's) who can't stand to feel the blood of their opponent wash over their hand once the blade pierces through their viscera. Anyone can shoot someone from a distance you just have to point and move your finger. But to shank, disembowel, or just plain stab someone up close and personal where you can feel their breath, see the look in their eyes, and hear the splatter of their blood, now that takes some nerve.
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The boy is only 5. Give him some time.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? -
07-20-2007, 12:51 PM
Knives are good, cuz they don't make any noise. I think that's another reason.
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