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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-20-2007, 01:02 PM

The rule of thumb employed since the .22 gallery rifle was developed is that when the youngster is as tall as the rifle, he gets one of his own. Prior to that, it was determined by whether or not he could load, prime, cock, heft the weight and fire a muzzleloader accurately enough to 'bark' a squirrel.


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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-20-2007, 01:35 PM

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Knives are good, cuz they don't make any noise. I think that's another reason.
Can you two 16year old's stop acting like you've actually gutted anyone?
You probably haven't even gutted a dead fish in your mothers kitchen.


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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-20-2007, 04:03 PM

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The boy is only 5. Give him some time.
Alright alright, I'll give him a year or two.
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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-20-2007, 04:04 PM

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Can you two 16year old's stop acting like you've actually gutted anyone?
You probably haven't even gutted a dead fish in your mothers kitchen.
You're right I haven't gutted anyone, but I have stabbed and cut them. That's what happens in sparring matches with weapons. Have you ever raised a sword to someone SS?
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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-20-2007, 05:19 PM

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Have you ever raised a sword to someone SS?
Of course.. you seem to think that's something special?
But I for one do not do the work of the LORD deceitfully nor keep my sword back from blood.
Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.
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You still seem to have us confused with FALSE John 3:16 Christians.. but many among our congregation has atleast killed a witch or two.
In fact, we're probably the last Church left in the world to still honor Exodus 22:18.
That's part of the reason we're Jesus favourite Church, because we follow ALL of the commandments.


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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-20-2007, 05:59 PM

So, your a murderer then?

No, of course I havn't gutted anyone/thing. But i have used weapons before. I just read alot on weapons. I have a thing for guns but nothing more than a collection hobby.

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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-20-2007, 10:29 PM

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So, your a murderer then?
No, I'm a True Christian™ who honor the LORD's commandments.
Since I was saved and cleansed by Jesus blood, I have never killed anything that HE didn't command me to kill.
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I have a thing for guns but nothing more than a collection hobby.
But you don't even own one.. Can't be too impressive a collection.


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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-21-2007, 02:15 AM

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So, your a murderer then?
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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-21-2007, 10:14 AM

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So, your a murderer then?

No, of course I havn't gutted anyone/thing.
I thought you claimed to live on a farm? Sixteen years old, but you've never so much as gutted a fish? I bet when your accursed family have to get ready for meals, you're too busy baking fairy cakes with your mummy or individually hand-wrapping your pink flapjacks to do any of that icky stuff, is that it?
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I just read alot on weapons. I have a thing for guns but nothing more than a collection hobby.
Well, I'm glad I don't go to school with this murderous goth. I bet it's a gook, too.


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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-22-2007, 04:45 PM

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Since I was saved and cleansed by Jesus blood, I have never killed anything that HE didn't command me to kill.
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But you don't even own one.. Can't be too impressive a collection.
Got 6 so far...sounds like I do.
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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-22-2007, 05:53 PM

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Got 6 so far...sounds like I do.
Stop lying, you got nothing.
Or maybe you mean that you got a collection of airguns?

And even if you had any.. I mean 6?? Impressive?
That's not even a collection!


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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-22-2007, 06:05 PM

I have 2 popguns acutally. And 4 vibrators.

Okay, well, it's not a bad collection for a 16 year old.
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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-22-2007, 09:54 PM

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Are you going to play the blame game or are you going to own up to your own mistakes and stop trying to paste them on others. Honestly, you sound like a negro with "the man" keeping him down. I assure you, when you get to see Jesus on Judgement Day you won't be able to point and say that "he made me sin!" Jesus will laugh in your face and drop-kick you into the biggest, steamiest pile of Satan-love He can find.


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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-22-2007, 10:53 PM

I better get a Parachute then.
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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-23-2007, 03:27 PM

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My grand nephew is graduating from kindergarten, and although his secular parents would have a fit, I'm considering getting him his first handgun. Five year old boys are prime targets for child predators and Catholic priests, and I want him to be able to defend himself. Is five too young for a first handgun? I don't want him to start first grade without some protection.
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Five year old boys are prime targets for child predators and Catholic priests, and I want him to be able to defend himself.
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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-23-2007, 08:35 PM

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Default Re: Best Age for a first Handgun? - 07-23-2007, 08:50 PM

Here in Iraq, one often sees roving bands of pre-schoolers armed with automatic machine guns and armour-piercing bullets that could rip off the top of your helmet (along with your skull). Some of these kids are probably only four years old.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is, arm your children, America! We don't want armies of four-year-old Islamofascist terrorists bringing us to our knees! And remember, we're fighting them over here (in Iraq) so we don't have to fight them over there (in the streets of Yourtown, USA)!


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