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Angry Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 01-28-2011, 06:39 PM

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I live 10km out of town and there aren't any buses. I don't have money for a car at the moment, but I guess I'll have to save up for one. But I still don't see what's so bad about motorbikes.
Ten kilometers is not far at all, a brisk hours walk each way. The driveway at the Hutchins plantation is about 7 miles long, Mrs. Hutchins has to do it almost every day. She brings her knitting with her and will make a pair of mittens on the walk that she sells to the field workers.

You kids today are all spoiled. If you loved God, you'd be happy if you had even just a pair of shoes.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 03-25-2011, 09:09 PM

What colors would you I wear suggest? Gray, black, brown?


"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." (I Timothy 2:11-14)
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 04-05-2011, 04:48 PM

Oh no, I wear braids sometimes, how could I miss this?
But what should a woman do with her hair? Can anyone share some tips?


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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 04-05-2011, 05:25 PM

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Oh no, I wear braids sometimes, how could I miss this?
But what should a woman do with her hair? Can anyone share some tips?
Long and unbraided. Simple enough.


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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 04-05-2011, 05:55 PM

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Long and unbraided. Simple enough.
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 05-20-2011, 04:20 AM

Anybody, please help me understand this:Deuteronomy 22:5 A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this. Where are Jesus' (and the men in the boat)pants? Forgive me for even asking, but, isnt that a dress he is wearing?
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 05-20-2011, 04:48 AM

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Anybody, please help me understand this:Deuteronomy 22:5 A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this. Where are Jesus' (and the men in the boat)pants? Forgive me for even asking, but, isnt that a dress he is wearing?
It's a robe. I really wish you Godmockers would at least try to be original.


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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 05-22-2011, 05:09 AM

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It's a robe. I really wish you Godmockers would at least try to be original.
Like a bath robe or what, and do you wear robes in public Beliver? If this is how Christ dresses, why don't you?
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 05-22-2011, 05:16 AM

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Like a bath robe or what, and do you wear robes in public Beliver? If this is how Christ dresses, why don't you?
Because I'm not a man living in 30AD in Israel?


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Like a bath robe or what, and do you wear robes in public Beliver? If this is how Christ dresses, why don't you?
Where does it say in the Holy Bible that we are all expected to dress like Jesus did back in the day?

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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 05-23-2011, 03:43 AM

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Because I'm not a man living in 30AD in Israel?
By saying that you are saying what? That the Bible does, or does not define what is male or female attire. Or, is it that what was correct then can be changed to what is correct now, changed to match modern times and location? Or is it that clothing only matters to what you say is right.
If this verse is to be understood as a child would understand it, then a robe is the same as a dress right?
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 05-23-2011, 04:45 AM

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By saying that you are saying what? That the Bible does, or does not define what is male or female attire.
No it really doesn't. There's description of what the priests should wear when entering the Holy of Holies. Then there's 1 Timothy 2:9-10 that has been brought up repeatedly throughout this


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Or, is it that what was correct then can be changed to what is correct now, changed to match modern times and location?
If the Bible said that we must walk around in robes then we would, but it doesn't say that. You sound like a Jew where half of them try to make life impossible by making more out of rules than are there and the other half are trying to invent work-arounds so you aren't "technically" breaking the rules. Or are you still going around by ox cart?

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If this verse is to be understood as a child would understand it, then a robe is the same as a dress right?
Well if the child is a retard that has been repeatedly bounced on his head, then he may think this. But even my 2-year-old understands the difference between a robe and a dress.

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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 05-23-2011, 06:47 AM

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If the Bible said that we must walk around in robes then we would, but it doesn't say that.
Great post, Believer, just wondering if it's still ok for Christian men to wear robes, I wear a robe sometimes, when it's really warm or I'm going to take a shower, or I'm headed to the beach (gah, sunburn!). Any thoughts from the more informed?
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 05-29-2011, 02:05 PM

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Really? You're telling women how to dress?
If some slut wants to show her thong, thats her perogative , it should not be up to you to tell her that she's wrong for doing that.
Maybe she just wants to get laid.
Get over it.
Its not your problem. Maybe you should follow her lead and get laid woman.
It'll make you less grumpy and uptight. Put the bible down for a couple hours.
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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 06-03-2011, 04:24 PM

well, I like to wear my colts sweatshirt, pretty much round the clock.


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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 12-24-2011, 12:01 AM

Umm just a quick question, do we have to be careful wearing tight clothes, and how tight shoudl they be?
Like should they be tight enough to give a decent outline out the baby feeding organs so that people know you are adequet there and actually a woman?


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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 12-24-2011, 12:31 AM

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Umm just a quick question, do we have to be careful wearing tight clothes, and how tight shoudl they be?
Like should they be tight enough to give a decent outline out the baby feeding organs so that people know you are adequet there and actually a woman?
You shouldn't be feeding organs to babies. Babies drink milk, everyone knows that.

I make my wife Cindy Lou wear tight clothes so that she will be very uncomfortable in this life and look forward to Heaven with anticipation.

You should ask your husband or father what to wear, depending on which one currently owns you.

You should definitely only wear that which appertaineth unto a woman, in any case.

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5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 12-24-2011, 12:49 AM

OK sir, im sorry I meant it as milk, I will ask my father for more advice on this and show him what you said!

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You shouldn't be feeding organs to babies. Babies drink milk, everyone knows that.

I make my wife Cindy Lou wear tight clothes so that she will be very uncomfortable in this life and look forward to Heaven with anticipation.

You should ask your husband or father what to wear, depending on which one currently owns you.

You should definitely only wear that which appertaineth unto a woman, in any case.


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Default Re: Just a little reminder on how Christian woman should dress! - 01-16-2012, 06:49 PM

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1. Please be careful showing to much skin, your tops should be at least three quarter length. Please be conscious of how long your dress is go no higher than one hand length below your knee.

2. Low cut tops are a no go. Breast are for feeding God's children, they are not something to show off to the world. Remember that a necklace can draw attention to your chest and I don't believe that is something our savoir would want.

3. Pants or Slacks eeeewww. These are made for men and should be worn by them only! I think I have said enough on this topic.

4. Make sure the color of your dress is not to loud. Some Devils may think this is an invitation. Be modest in color choice go with the season!

5. Undergarments these are not supposed to be seen! Just the other day at the market some young hussy had a bra strap showing, not to mention she had on the Devils panties, a thong is what I hear some ladies call them. I think it is very tacky when a woman bends over and a little strip of cloth sticks out of her man pants. I promptly went up to her and gave me her sweater and lectured her on what some men will do when women do not cover themselves. I prayed for her and her family that night.

I hope this little short list help the ladies of Landover, please feel free to add on to it. I have also put a link to an article I found as well. I think i will make copies and hand them out the next time i go to the market.

http://www.christiansdressingmodestly.com/
I am so glad I came across this treasure! My niece will surely benefit from this Godly advice.

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* A True Christian™ woman would keep her eyes down and never look another man in the eye with the exception of her husband and only when he commands it.


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