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"Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 01:41 AM
The bishop of the city of Tursi has declared homosexuals should not receive communion or be given funerals.
In an interview published last Friday on pontifex.roma.it, a website created to ‘prove and defend Christianity’, Bishop Francesco Nolč declared that ‘irregulars’ such as criminals and homosexuals should not be given communions or funerals. This, he said, is not to be seen as discrimination, but rather as ‘healthy medicine’ for those close to the person: “Our behaviour, which could be perceived as mean or cruel, in the long-run often heals and evangelises.”...
His statements were made just days after two members of the Vatican were exposed as being part of a male prostitution ring.
“The church, with its eternal obsession with compassion, is or has already succumbed. Homosexual couples or those who are divorced and re-married are being called ‘irregulars’ instead of ‘public sinners’, and so the concept of sin itself goes down the drain.
“Nothing surprises me anymore. Homosexuality, which is a disease, has become something normal. They sprout like poisonous mushrooms, and instead of feeling shame they celebrate this plague and the church itself minimalises these sins. Homosexuality itself is not a sin, you can’t punish a sufferer. But it becomes one when the abomination is practised. It’s disgraceful.”
Though probably a homo himself, the bishop has a point. Leave the corpses of homos out in the open, to have their open eyes shriveling like old grapes before being pecked out by the crows, their sinfull loins stinking of decay until they are ripped out and fought over by feral dogs....While a "pride parade" of insects crawls into their festering orifaces....
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 01:47 AM
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Leave the corpses of homos out in the open, to have their open eyes shriveling like old grapes before being pecked out by the crows, their sinfull loins stinking of decay until they are ripped out and fought over by feral dogs....While a "pride parade" of insects crawls into their festering orifaces....
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I'd say this is a good start...
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 01:52 AM
I must say rotting homos would be a tad unhygienic. Throw their vile carcasses in a lime pit. Then it will be a fruity finish to a fruity life.
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And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 03:20 AM
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I must say rotting homos would be a tad unhygienic. Throw their vile carcasses in a lime pit. Then it will be a fruity finish to a fruity life.
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 03:40 AM
Well I for one know I wouldn't want the carcasses of homosexuals just lying there in the open. They carry diseases, after all! (Homosexuals, not carcasses.)
I would prefer to see something like an Official Homo Landfill, where their bodies are safely disposed of in a trash heap for wild animals to gnaw on, but where the general public can't become infected with AIDs.
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 04:27 AM
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Well I for one know I wouldn't want the carcasses of homosexuals just lying there in the open. They carry diseases, after all! (Homosexuals, not carcasses.)
I would prefer to see something like an Official Homo Landfill, where their bodies are safely disposed of in a trash heap for wild animals to gnaw on, but where the general public can't become infected with AIDs.
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But wouldn't that turn the animals homer? I know I don't want to eat any homer bear! And what if my dogs got out and started noshing on them, would the dog turn Homer?
I have to agree with Nurse Clampett, lime pits are the way to go.
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 05:33 AM
We just bury them deep in the permafrost here. That way they never decay and infect the vegetation, insects and all the way up the food chain back to us. Second best thing to a black hole.
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 07:15 AM
Jesus was never a violent nor morbid person. Would he approve of watching someone rot and using slanderous words to hurt their feelings? No. I simply cannot believe how sick some of you are
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 07:18 AM
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Jesus was never a violent nor morbid person. Would he approve of watching someone rot and using slanderous words to hurt their feelings? No. I simply cannot believe how sick some of you are
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 09:21 AM
Pushing them out to sea on flaming funeral pyres is a possibility...though I don't really want my tax dollars spent on the wooden rafts, etc. That way, we know the bodies are disposed of hygenically, and we don't have to see or deal with the remains again.
If a grieving "partner" throws themselves on the burning raft as it pulls away from shore, so much the better.
(Or, they could always "trip".....)
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 09:26 AM
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Jesus was never a violent nor morbid person. Would he approve of watching someone rot and using slanderous words to hurt their feelings? No. I simply cannot believe how sick some of you are
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 05:39 PM
Oh that the Bishop gets his wish!
Imagine all the rotted dead priest skeletons that would be littering the Vatican!!
His Corn-holiness Pope Benedict can stand on his little faggy balcony and contemplate his eternity in the Lake of Fire!!
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-28-2010, 05:51 PM
Concerns about infecting wildlife are understandable. Would it be too expensive to the tax payer for the government to furnish Glad trash bags to store the corpses in? They are very much rip-resistant, and it would keep the animals safe from the AIDs.
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-29-2010, 11:36 AM
Why would one want to touch a homers corpse? I would not want to get the AIDs. In my country we burn the corpse where it is, vacuum it up, and appropriately dispose of it into the trash.
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-29-2010, 06:19 PM
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Why would one want to touch a homers corpse? I would not want to get the AIDs. In my country we burn the corpse where it is, vacuum it up, and appropriately dispose of it into the trash.
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But if I'm not mistaken (I read this somewhere, or perhaps it was in a sermon) don't the fellow homosexuals also follow the gay remains' scent trail, and often devour the corpse for you? They are so conditioned to (if you'll pardon me) "eat" flesh, it is the next natural cycle.
This would be a good trap to lay to identify homogays that are beneath the radar; Maybe leave out a homosexual corpse, and observe the wolf pack form?
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-29-2010, 06:24 PM
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But if I'm not mistaken (I read this somewhere, or perhaps it was in a sermon)
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I think somebody got confused by Michael Jackson's video for Thriller.
Leaving a corpse out would attract necrophiles, who would probably be gay, or at least sperm-murderers. A corpse an a hidden camera could help bring many sex-maniacs to justice.
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-29-2010, 07:06 PM
I guess this means we will have a bunch of the papist priests, cardinals and blue jays (or what ever they are called) in the streets too.
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-29-2010, 07:24 PM
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I guess this means we will have a bunch of the papist priests, cardinals and blue jays (or what ever they are called) in the streets too.
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
03-29-2010, 09:41 PM
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I must say rotting homos would be a tad unhygienic. Throw their vile carcasses in a lime pit. Then it will be a fruity finish to a fruity life.
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I can imagine it now, Nurse! They'll be cleaning out those AIDS hospices all over the country, saving billions of dollars a year in medical costs.
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Re: "Leave dead queers to rot" - Italian Bishop -
04-04-2010, 10:50 PM
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Pushing them out to sea on flaming funeral pyres is a possibility...though I don't really want my tax dollars spent on the wooden rafts, etc. That way, we know the bodies are disposed of hygenically, and we don't have to see or deal with the remains again.
If a grieving "partner" throws themselves on the burning raft as it pulls away from shore, so much the better.
(Or, they could always "trip".....)
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She brings up a very important point in this thread, we must not wast the tax payer's money on this. So far I like the pit idea, or maybe the dump?
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