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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-18-2010, 11:12 PM

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 07-18-2010, 11:18 PM

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All the blind are evil in your eyes, all the illiterate and ill-privileged.
Why do you call us illiterate? Where have we shown ourselves to be illiterate?

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You claim to be of god but all you do is condemn.
Only that which God demands we condemn.

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You're selfish, immature, narrow minded and probably the closest thing to evil I have ever encountered.
We're used to that.
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.


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I am a child. I'm barely 15.
Do you have your daddy's permission to be on the Internets child?

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I've been through hell, whilst I was a Christian. But now I'm doing things for the right reason, because I love and care, then things have finally started going right for me. I was raped, is that okay?
Did you marry your rapist as demanded in Deuteronomy 22?

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I was abused and beaten, is that okay?
Depends on what you're calling abuse. Was it your father correcting you?

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I lost my child because I took an overdose of harmful drugs, because of what your religion had done to me. I was forced into the world of your God. And I found hell.
Sounds like you've been busy in your 15 years. Now if you had been raised in a proper Christian home, you would of been home learning how to bake and keep house, not out getting yourself in trouble.

As far as being forced into "the world of god" it sounds like you parents were trying to get you on the right path, it's to bad you were so rebellious as to not accept their corrections.

Yet still I have the decency to accept that it works for you. And all I get in return. Off a CHRISTIAN of all people. is abuse for being DIFFERENT.
Be ashamed.

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I will not read the bible, because I can see what reading it has done to you, and I want nothing to do with your kind of people. Had you not found 'God', you would be likened to Hitler.
Good day.
Hitler was a Catholic, not a True Christian™ as for what the Bible has done to us, we're not the ones running around getting ourselves in trouble at such an innocent age.


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 08-12-2010, 12:30 PM

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Did anyone ask for YOURS??
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Did anyone ask for YOURS??
If you haven't something worthwhile to add to the thread then why waste your time writing trashy comments?


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He has only done this because his idol god Jim Morrison was a drunken dope smoking hippie with no brains. He feels he must emulate JM's life before killing himself with drugs.


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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 10-12-2010, 06:01 PM

Sorry for my confusion, but if women shouldn't be allowed on the internet, why are there female admins on this site?

Isnt that a little contradictory?
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Isnt that a little contradictory?
No.


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Sorry for my confusion, but if women shouldn't be allowed on the internet, why are there female admins on this site?

Isnt that a little contradictory?

Is it contradictory for a Godly, church going woman to run for vice president or other political office and give hope to millions of Americans that God and all that is good are making a come back in this country?

Is it contradictory for a woman of God to publically speak out His Truth and remind us all of the glory days of America when people were decent and women knew their place in God's order and stayed home to cook and look after children and remained silent in church?

God and the Bible are so clear on some many things. There can be no contradictions in the Perfect Word of a Perfect God.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 10-12-2010, 07:13 PM

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Is it contradictory for a Godly, church going woman to run for vice president or other political office and give hope to millions of Americans that God and all that is good are making a come back in this country?

Is it contradictory for a woman of God to publically speak out His Truth and remind us all of the glory days of America when people were decent and women knew their place in God's order and stayed home to cook and look after children and remained silent in church?

God and the Bible are so clear on some many things. There can be no contradictions in the Perfect Word of a Perfect God.

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I utterly support these views, I really do. Which is why Im struggling with these ideas....

#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!

#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!

If these 2 statements are correct, then how can this wonderful woman I have quoted do any of these things?
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I utterly support these views, I really do. Which is why Im struggling with these ideas....

#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!

#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!

If these 2 statements are correct, then how can this wonderful woman I have quoted do any of these things?
You are just being sexist. You have entirely missed the message of this thread.

Women shouldn't be on the internet because they are inferior to men. But if a man will vouch for them and take responsibility when they do silly things, then it is okay sometimes.

I even allow my wife to post sometimes, and she is not nearly as interesting as the True Christian™ womenfolk on here, like Handmaiden for instance. But I always make sure I review her posts before she clicks submit.

But I absolutely never, under any conditions, allow my wife to be alone with a search engine. Who knows what stupid notion will enter her mind.


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I utterly support these views, I really do. Which is why Im struggling with these ideas....

#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!

#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!

If these 2 statements are correct, then how can this wonderful woman I have quoted do any of these things?
It is true. I am far too stupid to be allowed on the internet unsupervised. God forbid I should Google the wrong thing and be led into some Satanic mantrap, like Wikipedia or Yahoo! How To. I would be building bombs by the end of the day, which would be fine if a man were watching me. But men have more important things to do than watch after us womenfolk all the time.

It's a wonder really that we are able to find our way around a kitchen, what with all those sharp and hot things everywhere. It's a wonder I'm still alive!

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 10-12-2010, 07:24 PM

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You are just being sexist. You have entirely missed the message of this thread.

Women shouldn't be on the internet because they are inferior to men. But if a man will vouch for them and take responsibility when they do silly things, then it is okay sometimes.

I even allow my wife to post sometimes, and she is not nearly as interesting as the True Christian™ womenfolk on here, like Handmaiden for instance. But I always make sure I review her posts before she clicks submit.

But I absolutely never, under any conditions, allow my wife to be alone with a search engine. Who knows what stupid notion will enter her mind.
Thank you for clearing that up, however Im utterly stumped on your view that Im sexist in some way? Those 2 statements are not mine.
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I utterly support these views, I really do. Which is why Im struggling with these ideas....

#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!

#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!

If these 2 statements are correct, then how can this wonderful woman I have quoted do any of these things?
Why do you hate women so much? We are obeying our husbands by not going willy-nilly all over the internet where perverts like you will tell us to PTOGTFO. (hey, I wasn't always married, nor as strong a Christian as I am now)

Well considering how naive I was to the male mind before I got married, yeah I think women should be supervised when on the net. Even my children will be supervised until they are on their own.


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Default Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 10-12-2010, 07:51 PM

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Why do you hate women so much? We are obeying our husbands by not going willy-nilly all over the internet where perverts like you will tell us to PTOGTFO. (hey, I wasn't always married, nor as strong a Christian as I am now)

Well considering how naive I was to the male mind before I got married, yeah I think women should be supervised when on the net. Even my children will be supervised until they are on their own.
Please explain your statement. I have not in anyway implied that I hate women.
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Please explain your statement. I have not in anyway implied that I hate women.
Well for one thing, you are very upset that you received an infraction from a female moderator. If her husband and her Pastor have agreed that it is okay for her to be a moderator, what business is it of yours?


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Well for one thing, you are very upset that you received an infraction from a female moderator. If her husband and her Pastor have agreed that it is okay for her to be a moderator, what business is it of yours?
I find it amusing that you think I am very upset! That is a MASSIVE assumption on your part. I VERY clearly stated that I didnt understand the conflicting message and wanted some clarification on the subject.

If women are allowed to use the internet by agreement with their husband, then so be it. My question is answered and I am satisfied.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should EVER be on the Internet! - 10-20-2010, 11:34 AM

I guess you guys never noticed that Internet could be educative to?? for example this forum?

And if you think women are too stupid to use Internet, you should realize God created women too...
and eva did sin, but adam too, and you too....

PS: notice, Internet didnt exsist there.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should EVER be on the Internet! - 10-20-2010, 11:37 AM

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I guess you guys never noticed that Internet could be educative to?? for example this forum?
Why would women need education?

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And if you think women are too stupid to use Internet, you should realize God created women too...
Of course we do, the Bible is very clear on that.

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PS: notice, Internet didnt exsist there.
Duh! If Internet would have existed the snake would have seduced Eve to play Minecraft instead of eating from the forbidden fruit.


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should EVER be on the Internet! - 10-20-2010, 04:08 PM

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Why would women need education?

Of course we do, the Bible is very clear on that.

Duh! If Internet would have existed the snake would have seduced Eve to play Minecraft instead of eating from the forbidden fruit.
ehrm, why dont you response on the important thing of my reply?
I did post the PS just for showing, not that you didnt know that....
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Angry Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should EVER be on the Internet! - 10-20-2010, 04:12 PM

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ehrm, why dont you response on the important thing of my reply?
I did post the PS just for showing, not that you didnt know that....
Forgive COM, do point out what in your very poorly worded and atrociously spelled comment he so erroneously neglected?


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