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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-07-2012, 03:59 AM

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Reading this shit from this forum makes me sick
No worries, friend. Jesus is the Great Physician! (Isaiah 41:10)

Why not mosey on over to the introductions forum and give a shout-out there!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-07-2012, 05:12 AM

Fortune Cookies & "So-Called" Lucky Rabbit Foot key Chains! If you ever come into contact with either of these items you must verbally denounce Satan and his power and all of his demon hosts then alternate between reading Scriptures and praying to cleanse the area of the evil demons.
Used Cars! You must NEVER purchase a used car you never know what type of evil demons reside in it! That is why I only Purchase new American made cars;with not even 1 mile on the mileage gage. I do not want to end up with this! (see picture below)
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21.Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-08-2012, 10:29 PM

You guys can't see the devil, but the devil can see you!

Troll dolls are nude, like you when you were born. Digital sounds don't attract demons, your fanatic nonsense does. I shall enjoy the coming of the antichrist!
Marilyn Manson has told us the truth, he shall take this world to thousand years of damnation and suffer!
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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-08-2012, 10:41 PM

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You guys can't see the devil, but the devil can see you!

Troll dolls are nude, like you when you were born. Digital sounds don't attract demons, your fanatic nonsense does. I shall enjoy the coming of the antichrist!
Marilyn Manson has told us the truth, he shall take this world to thousand years of damnation and suffer!
The coming of THE antichrist? What are you going on about? Let me guess, your whole experience of God and the devil is via cheap horror flicks and listening to gay propaganda.

You've never ever read the Bible, have you?



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-09-2012, 09:37 PM

Oh I've read it through, I had to. That's when I started to hate your god. I believe in merciful and kind power of nature, not a god who wants you to spank your children and deny unicorns? Whats wrong with such beautiful and harmless creatures? I really can't understand your point here, after reading several of your topics. At least my mom raised me good and open-minded, so I can be what I want. : )


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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-09-2012, 10:23 PM

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...I believe in merciful and kind power of nature...
And how did you come to know this "god"?

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...not a god who wants you to spank your children and deny unicorns?...
No one who believes in the Bible could deny unicorns:

Psalm 29:6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

Psalm 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.

Numbers 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

Numbers 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.

Job 39:9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

Job 39:10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?



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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-09-2012, 10:47 PM

I learned it from my spiritual teacher in the land of summer. It's what you call heaven. She came to me when I called her, and told me about the love of Mother Earth and Father Thunder. How we should thank nature, not some imagined high power, who we cannot even see. God and Goddes are all around us, in every tree and stone, drop of water and flame of fire.


Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
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I learned it from my spiritual teacher in the land of summer. It's what you call heaven. She came to me when I called her, and told me about the love of Mother Earth and Father Thunder. How we should thank nature, not some imagined high power, who we cannot even see. God and Goddes are all around us, in every tree and stone, drop of water and flame of fire.
Maybe when you're not high you can try answering that question again.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I learned it from my spiritual teacher in the land of summer. It's what you call heaven. She came to me when I called her, and told me about the love of Mother Earth and Father Thunder. How we should thank nature, not some imagined high power, who we cannot even see. God and Goddes are all around us, in every tree and stone, drop of water and flame of fire.
She's clearly a witch,

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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I learned it from my spiritual teacher in the land of summer. It's what you call heaven. She came to me when I called her, and told me about the love of Mother Earth and Father Thunder. How we should thank nature, not some imagined high power, who we cannot even see. God and Goddes are all around us, in every tree and stone, drop of water and flame of fire.
So this "spiritual teacher" is not some "imagined higher power", who "we cannot even see"?

When was the last time "Mother Earth" or "Father Thunder" spoke to you, and what did they say?

Why won't they speak to me?



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I learned it from my spiritual teacher in the land of summer. It's what you call heaven. She came to me when I called her, and told me about the love of Mother Earth and Father Thunder. How we should thank nature, not some imagined high power, who we cannot even see. God and Goddes are all around us, in every tree and stone, drop of water and flame of fire.
This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-10-2012, 08:16 PM

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God and Goddes are all around us, in every tree and stone, drop of water and flame of fire.
In that case why can't we see them?

Believing in so called invisible imaginary friends is one of the signs of over mentalism, you know?

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Exclamation Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-18-2012, 12:19 AM

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Bratz dolls "girls with a passion for fashion" they just want to confuse "fashion" in kids' minds with looking like a crack-whore
And have you seen the new Bratz dolls? I saw one girl playing with one and I had to fight every single urge to just rip it out of the girl's hands and burn it to a crisp- except then the police often get involved, and that can get messy.

Anyway, the new Bratz dolls are catgirls. Essentially, they are not even trying to hide how demonic they are and instead broadcast it so that kids are receiving demonic influences and not even noticing until they're happy to receive them. Creepy!!
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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-18-2012, 12:39 AM

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And have you seen the new Bratz dolls? I saw one girl playing with one and I had to fight every single urge to just rip it out of the girl's hands and burn it to a crisp- except then the police often get involved, and that can get messy.

Anyway, the new Bratz dolls are catgirls. Essentially, they are not even trying to hide how demonic they are and instead broadcast it so that kids are receiving demonic influences and not even noticing until they're happy to receive them. Creepy!!
The are truly frightening my dear. They look like satanic, Japanese cartoon whores. Terrible, just terrible.



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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-18-2012, 01:24 AM

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The are truly frightening my dear. They look like satanic, Japanese cartoon whores. Terrible, just terrible.

And then the song that is sung about these new toys... Just disturbing!! I refuse to even type out the lyrics to the "song" because they send chills down my spine.
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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-18-2012, 01:56 AM

Bratz are a sinister introduction to the evils of prostitution, but what many people don't know is they are also training young girls to accept anal sodomy as a commonplace, even normal, practice.

Look at the tail coming out of that doll...where do you think it is attached?

IT IS STUCK INTO HER POOPYHOLE.



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So next time someone dismisses your concerns by saying "Oh, it's just a doll" you remind them of the perversity involved.

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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-18-2012, 02:19 AM

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Bratz are a sinister introduction to the evils of prostitution, but what many people don't know is they are also training young girls to accept anal sodomy as a commonplace, even normal, practice.

Look at the tail coming out of that doll...where do you think it is attached?

IT IS STUCK INTO HER POOPYHOLE.



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So next time someone dismisses your concerns by saying "Oh, it's just a doll" you remind them of the perversity involved.

Yours in Christ,

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Oh that's so nasty!! Thank God I never even had the desire to play with those demonic dolls.
It's sad for me to see how easily children are being corrupted. If kids would stop listening to foolishness and started reading the Bible more, they wouldn't have to worry about this corruption.
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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 03-24-2012, 02:44 PM

My daughters have a been to sleep on. A box for clothing and the bible.
Everything else just detracts them in my attempt to get them fully devoted to the Lord.

There were not happy over losing their Music CDs, Backstreet Boys Posters, Barbies and stuffed animals, but it is for their own good. If these things are not just a mere distraction, they are outright sinful!
Besides, playtime is reserved for Heaven.


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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 05-17-2012, 12:19 AM

Items like fiction books, video games, duffel bags, decoy ducks, dealing with fruits that start with P, and brass instruments. TOOLS OF THE DEVIL! flash lights are debatable
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Default Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!! - 06-04-2014, 07:59 PM

I shudder to report this, but I think I just experienced the ultimate UnGodly item. This evening we ordered a Chink take-out meal. Before you judge me, no, we don't eat ethnic food in this house! But every couple of years some of the younger grandchildren or great-grandchildren show an interest in this sort of muck and I find aversion therapy works wonders.

So I ordered the usual thing - chicken feet, goose intestines, squid - and sure enough it all ended up in the bin while they begged for the scraps from our plates. But while my back was turned, one of the younger girls found some fortune cookies and before I could stop her she had opened one. It read "You are a leader, not a follower". Her brothers (quite rightly) took extreme umbrage at this and the result was mayhem.

She has been punished and set to work finding biblical references to the evils of divination. So far she has only come up with Deuteronomy 18:10, 2 Kings 17:17 and Jeremiah 14:14. She will not be allowed to sleep until she has found at least 7 more.

All this to say that fortune cookies - although not everyday items in this household, are the work of Satan.

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