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Default Isn't She running for President? - 02-21-2008, 10:56 PM

If the World's Best Christian is running for President, why are we not voting for her.
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Default Re: Isn't She running for President? - 02-21-2008, 11:01 PM

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If the World's Best Christian is running for President, why are we not voting for her.
Who says we aren't? And what business is it of yours, woman?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Isn't She running for President? - 02-21-2008, 11:25 PM

I am not a woman. I am a sad homo trying to recover from transgenderism. I'm so sorry.
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Default Re: Isn't She running for President? - 02-21-2008, 11:29 PM

I am really trying to get saved. Please help me.
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Default Re: Isn't She running for President? - 02-21-2008, 11:30 PM

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I am not a woman. I am a sad homo trying to recover from transgenderism. I'm so sorry.
Friend,

I suggest you put down that "pipe"* get up off your knees from in front of your boyfriend and open yourself to The Lord. Only when He feels you with His love will you be truly free of the gay germ that infests. you.


* if you know what I mean



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