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Default Lone Ranger Rides to the Rescue- God Bless Vladimir Putin! - 09-10-2013, 03:19 PM

As we have all witnessed to our chagrin, the President of the United States of America, Mr. Barak Obama, has painted himself into a corner by making the kind of foolish, juvenile threats against the Syrian Arabs that served him so well when he was just a negroe boy in the school yard. He has promised the Syrian Muslims that they would be attacked if they gassed the other Syrian Muslims and then they did it a bunch of times, all the while laughing at Mr. Obama. Everyone is laughing at Mr. Obama now, but they are also laughing at us, which would be OK, except that the laughing Muslims might decide to send some of that gas over here because they think we are all sissies like Mr. Obama and Nancy Pelosi.

No one wants Mr. Obama to destroy only some of the Arabs without destroying them all, but if Mr. Obama doesn't do something, he will look like even more of an idiot than he already does. No matter what Mr. Obama does, he has to look like a foolish frat boy and everyone in the world thinks he is an idiot. Of course, they already think that, but Mr. Obama has to be tired of hearing about it.

Now, to the rescue rides former atheist communist, now Christian Republican, Vladimir Putin. "Barak", he says, "if you are so upset by those poisonous missiles, I will go and get them". He called up those Muslims and told them, in no uncertain terms, that they were scaring Mr. Barak Obama and he is too well armed and unstable to be scaring like that. They understood that they were communicating with a serious manly adult and that he was right, so they decided to hand over their gas, thereby saving any remaining dignity that Mr. Barak Obama may posess.

I have noted that after a person is elected President, it turns out that they are related to just about any luminary you have ever heard of. If we could do the necessary research now, it may turn out that Vladimir Putin is actually an American by birth and elligible for the Presidency. If the Republicans could nominate Mr. Putin, I believe he could handily whip Hillary Clinton and her VP apparent, the midget Mayor of San Antonio, and maybe beat up Bill Clinton for good measure.

God bless Vladimir Putin and keep him. He may be the only hope for America.


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Default Re: Lone Ranger Rides to the Rescue- God Bless Vladimir Putin! - 09-11-2013, 01:13 AM

Excellent points. I personally think that until Mr. Obama is removed from office and replaced by a God-fearing Republican (is there any other kind? ) that the nation should immediately handover our stockpile of nukes, drones and conventional weaponry to Mr.Putin, or as I like to call him 'Uncle Vlad', for safe keeping. Of course Christian, private gun owners should be able to keep their guns to protect their homes, and I'm not directly opposed to police officers; Godly police officers, not Obama affirmative action cronies, keeping their arsenal on general principle. There will always be war and rumors of war (Matthew 24:6), but as a civilized people we should still try to be as peaceful as possible. I think Uncle Vlad will be a great comrade in arms in the fight for peace.
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Default Re: Lone Ranger Rides to the Rescue- God Bless Vladimir Putin! - 09-11-2013, 02:06 AM

Amen. I love Putin so much. I just wish he could be our president for life too. I composed a poem to put into words how much I think about Vlad Putin.

Though I've tried before to tell him
Of the feelings I have for him in my heart
Every time that I come near him
I just lose my nerve
As I've done from the start

Every little thing he does is magic
Everything he do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for him goes on

Do I have to tell the story
Of a thousand rainy days since we first met
It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

Every little thing he does is magic
Everything he do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for him goes on

I resolve to call him up a thousand times a day
And ask her if he'll be my president in some old fashioned way
But my silent fears have gripped me
Long before I reach the phone
Long before my tongue has tripped me
Must I always be alone?

Every little thing he does is magic
Everything he do just turns me on
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for him goes on
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Default Re: Lone Ranger Rides to the Rescue- God Bless Vladimir Putin! - 09-11-2013, 05:59 PM

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Excellent points. I personally think that until Mr. Obama is removed from office and replaced by a God-fearing Republican (is there any other kind? ) that the nation should immediately handover our stockpile of nukes, drones and conventional weaponry to Mr.Putin, or as I like to call him 'Uncle Vlad', for safe keeping. Of course Christian, private gun owners should be able to keep their guns to protect their homes, and I'm not directly opposed to police officers; Godly police officers, not Obama affirmative action cronies, keeping their arsenal on general principle. There will always be war and rumors of war (Matthew 24:6), but as a civilized people we should still try to be as peaceful as possible. I think Uncle Vlad will be a great comrade in arms in the fight for peace.
I had not truely considered the terrible danger of allowing our own extensive chemical, biological and atomic weapons stockpiles to remain in the hands of bloodthirsty, godless Democrats. I believe the proposal to hand most of those weapons over to Brother President Vladimir Putin is a very wise idea indeed.

I believe a substantial number should be retained in the hands of Christians, in case the weapons are needed here. We have suffered mightily in the last 50 years or so due to the ban on private, unrestricted ownership of automatic weapons, artillery, rocket propelled grenades, flame throwers and other useful self defense materials. The relaxation of those rules, as well as the proposed new weapons, would be a welcome addition to our arsenals.

Also, ammunition has become difficult to obtain. I believe this is a plot by the God forsaken Federal Government to deny Christians their rights to self defense against the armies of the damned. We are barely able to come up with the 1.3 billion rounds needed weekly for maneuvers and practice (that is the entire nation, BTW, not just in San Antonio where I live).

If representitives of the various Christian militias could be allowed to visit the arsenels before the weapons are handed over to Mr. Putin, I believe it would be very helpful.

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