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Default Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America! - 04-21-2012, 05:54 PM

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She's simply flushing out her sinuses with a Neti pot - that's saline, not semen.
And that makes it okay to you? Neti pots are used by satanists (hindoos) in the ritualistic rejection of Christ's temporary sacrifice. Why else would God smite these nasal sexaholics with brain-eating amoebae?

If she but had an iota of faith, she would be able to simply pray her sinuses clean. That's what my family and I do.

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.


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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America! - 05-09-2013, 02:50 AM

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Default Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America! - 05-09-2013, 04:01 AM

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Do you seriously believe in not following the Bible and that we should just accept with open arms any perversion that comes along?



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Default Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America! - 05-09-2013, 04:05 AM

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Not only is Mr. Thurmond's warning important, keeping up to date with the trends nasal sex inspires is important as well.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America! - 01-17-2014, 05:53 AM

I was reading the Bible with my family earlier this evening, when we came across the following passage, where the prophet Ezekiel describes one of his visions.

Ezekiel 8:15-18
Then said he unto me, Hast thou seen this, O son of man? turn thee yet again, and thou shalt see greater abominations than these.
And he brought me into the inner court of the Lord’s house, and, behold, at the door of the temple of the Lord, between the porch and the altar, were about five and twenty men, with their backs toward the temple of the Lord, and their faces toward the east; and they worshipped the sun toward the east.
Then he said unto me, Hast thou seen this, O son of man? Is it a light thing to the house of Judah that they commit the abominations which they commit here? for they have filled the land with violence, and have returned to provoke me to anger: and, lo, they put the branch to their nose.
Therefore will I also deal in fury: mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: and though they cry in mine ears with a loud voice, yet will I not hear them.

It's no secret that we are in the Last Days, and in these verses, Ezekiel is describing how God's Chosen People (at the time, Israel and Judah) are shown to wallow in the same perversions as the enemies of the LORD surrounding them: sun-worshipers and those who bow toward the east. The Persians (now Iran) worshipped the sun, and Muslims bow to the east when they pray to Mecca. Think about it.

But Ezekiel goes on to say that in emulating their surrounding enemies, God's Chosen people put a branch to their nose. This is clearly referring to the act of nasal sex, whether masturbatory or fornicatory.



Biblical Prophecy? The fact that nasal sex is rampant and on the rise - yet another sign of the End Times? I can't think of what else it might be.

We were warned.




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Default Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America! - 01-17-2014, 01:46 PM

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I was reading the Bible with my family earlier this evening, when we came across the following passage, where the prophet Ezekiel describes one of his visions.

Ezekiel 8:15-18
Then said he unto me, Hast thou seen this, O son of man? turn thee yet again, and thou shalt see greater abominations than these.
And he brought me into the inner court of the Lord’s house, and, behold, at the door of the temple of the Lord, between the porch and the altar, were about five and twenty men, with their backs toward the temple of the Lord, and their faces toward the east; and they worshipped the sun toward the east.
Then he said unto me, Hast thou seen this, O son of man? Is it a light thing to the house of Judah that they commit the abominations which they commit here? for they have filled the land with violence, and have returned to provoke me to anger: and, lo, they put the branch to their nose.
Therefore will I also deal in fury: mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: and though they cry in mine ears with a loud voice, yet will I not hear them.

It's no secret that we are in the Last Days, and in these verses, Ezekiel is describing how God's Chosen People (at the time, Israel and Judah) are shown to wallow in the same perversions as the enemies of the LORD surrounding them: sun-worshipers and those who bow toward the east. The Persians (now Iran) worshipped the sun, and Muslims bow to the east when they pray to Mecca. Think about it.

But Ezekiel goes on to say that in emulating their surrounding enemies, God's Chosen people put a branch to their nose. This is clearly referring to the act of nasal sex, whether masturbatory or fornicatory.



Biblical Prophecy? The fact that nasal sex is rampant and on the rise - yet another sign of the End Times? I can't think of what else it might be.

We were warned.


Amen Brother Jedediah, the fact that we are living in the last days is very obvious. This new trend of "nasal sex" is horrible! Fallen heathens just keep finding new ways to dishonor their bodies and mock the God who created them.
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Default Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America! - 01-18-2014, 02:37 AM

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Amen Brother Jedediah, the fact that we are living in the last days is very obvious. This new trend of "nasal sex" is horrible! Fallen heathens just keep finding new ways to dishonor their bodies and mock the God who created them.
I see that you haven't heard of "belly-button filling", nasal is already mainstream in LIEberal colleges...

Soon the belly button...

Lisa Donahue, the winner of Big Brother 3 (U.S.) had once commented in the show, "I can orgasm just from my navel being touched the right way" and later in an interview had said,"Many ask if I can really orgasm with my navel..well, no I can't....I just really like my navel played with!!"

What will the sodomites think of latter...

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Default Re: NASAL SEX: the teen party trend that threatens America! - 01-16-2015, 02:59 AM

Two new threats looming on the nasal sex horizon...

When one contemplates nasal sex, one naturally vividly imagines a large penis lodged in a well-greased nostril, or a large bulbous nose penetrating a lewdly presented rectum.

As if that weren't vile enough, the homers have now upped the ante in their losing game of unnatural penetration!

Nasallatio

Jesus weeps at this! The gayrods have taken nasal perversion to an all-time low! Look away if you have a weak constitution or heart problems:



Nostrilingus

....or in this sad case, Autoerotic Nostrilingus. Tell me that all Heaven's angels aren't puking in unison right now!



I was concerned about posting the above photos, knowing full well that they will be masturbated to by the unsaved scourge who haunt these forums....but decent folk must be kept up to date about these disturbing new trends, that they might zealously guard against them in His name!
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