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Default Re: God punishes Iceland - 09-26-2021, 09:30 PM

In further mockery of God's true and eternal... truth, uh, Iceland has... further mocked God by electing a majority female government for the first time in European history.

Corinthians 14:35
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

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But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

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Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

To be fair, in her favor, the Northern Europeans are good white stock and I wouldn't kick Lady President Katrin Jacobsdottir out of bed on a cold Icelandic night, even if she does look a bit Downsy in some pictures.
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Default Re: God punishes Iceland - 09-26-2021, 10:08 PM

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In further mockery of God's true and eternal... truth, uh, Iceland has... further mocked God by electing a majority female government for the first time in European history. To be fair, in their favor, the Northern Europeans are good white stock and I wouldn't kick Lady President Katrin Jacobsdottir out of bed on a cold Icelandic night, even if she looks a bit Downsy in some pictures.
I have some hope for Iceland. Mrs. Jocobsdottir has a husband and three sons. The previous Prime Minister, Johanna Sigurdardotter, was an out lesbian and brought the wrath of God on that Godforsaken chunk of ice. We could all celebrate if that secular ice cube would find Jesus and join the saved.


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Default Re: God punishes Iceland - 09-26-2021, 10:17 PM

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We could all celebrate if that secular ice cube would find Jesus and join the saved.
We certainly could. But even if they don't, I still think Iceland can be a kind of frozen seed store for after the Mexican caravan horde overruns America and we have to nuke ourselves to save ourselves, if you see what I mean. Like in the Bruce Willis movie, where you feel like killing yourself and all of humanity to protect them from it.


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Default Re: God punishes Iceland - 09-27-2021, 08:21 AM

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In further mockery of God's true and eternal... truth, uh, Iceland has... further mocked God by electing a majority female government for the first time in European history.
Fortunately, someone had the good sense to get some men in to re-count the votes and, within literally minutes of your post last night, the headline had changed!

Iceland misses out on Europe's first female-majority parliament after recount

They took away three seats that had allegedly been "won" by woman and gave them to the more deserving men. So the Greenlandic nations can relax for the time being.


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Fortunately, someone had the good sense to get some men in to re-count the votes and, within literally minutes of your post last night, the headline had changed!
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Default Re: God punishes Iceland - 10-10-2021, 09:35 AM

More than we'd think. God is removing the curse of glaciers from Iceland in response to sound economic policies. The Enemy is still there, though. "Protesters" are lobbying "the government" to bring back specific glaciers, despite increased agricultural opportunities. Other theories about glaciers exist, as they do for deserts and rivers and droughts and floods but only one has stood across millennia, explaining human carryings-on as succinctly as their outcomes.

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Default Re: God punishes Iceland - 06-06-2022, 05:44 PM

Will the Eskimos ever learn?!

Volcano Watch: Over 9000 earthquakes and ground uplift were detected at Mt Thorbjorn, Iceland in the past month

I don't exactly keep current with the news in Iceland but they must be seriously getting on Jesus' nerves whatever it is they're up to.


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It is well known Iceland has one of the highest percentages of atheist populations in the world. It has had a lesbian Prime Minister. Talk about a country ready for revenge from God, Iceland is it.

If you know any Christians in Iceland, send them a ticket out.


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It is well known Iceland has one of the highest percentages of atheist populations in the world. It has had a lesbian Prime Minister. Talk about a country ready for revenge from God, Iceland is it.

If you know any Christians in Iceland, send them a ticket out.
They're Lutherans, aren't they?
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.. . well I've had a look at the tube-web and apart from their cathedral that looks like an iceberg (which didn't seem to contain any idols) and a single example of a hymn (mostly empty, a few people milling around not doing anything in particular – I'll append the clip) with a pipe organ having a suspiciously French timbre, there was nothing else. Cuts off abruptly. Otherwise, various drone views and tourism plugs.

What I'm thinking is that incursions from false religions may be waxing? Mohammedanism is increasing, 7th day adventists probably have a heretic mission underway and what about the mormons? ………………apparently if they convert they emigrate to Utah. Here's one Q&A


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I was a Mormon missionary on Iceland for two years.

Q How receptive did you find the populace . . . did the elves or frost giants find you?

A Not very receptive.

Q Do you actually get people converting, or is it a mostly fruitless mission?

A I physically baptized one person on my mission


Mormon doctrine as far as I know does not require non-mormons to be murdered. Whether they actually follow their own dogma is therefore immaterial. Two other groups do require EITHER that OR for Churches to be incinerated. I think that would be the area to explore further, if anyone's interested.

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Default Re: God punishes Iceland - 11-11-2023, 04:09 PM

One of the ways we True Christians™ amuse ourselves is watching God pound home His wrath on sinners. Iceland especially is fun.

Iceland has a big population of atheists. Add to that an out of control homer life.

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This past week has been great, God's volcanos are giving Iceland what it deserves:

Iceland evacuates town and raises aviation alert as concerns rise a volcano may erupt - ABC News (go.com)


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Default Re: God punishes Iceland - 11-12-2023, 02:03 AM

AGAIN! Will people never learn? God is vey clear about pagan celebrations. Although the food will not contaminate Christians with sundry devils, they are certainly present and eager to pollute anyone they can get themselves into.
I Corinthians 8:4b 5 7; 10:19 20 23 ..we know that an idol is nothing in the world, and that there is none other God but one. For though there be that are called gods, whether in heaven or in earth, (as there be gods many, and lords many) . . . there is not in every man that knowledge: for some with conscience of the idol unto this hour eat it as a thing offered unto an idol; and their conscience being weak is defiled . . . What say I then? that the idol is any thing, or that which is offered in sacrifice to idols is any thing? But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils . . . All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
The Bible is very straightforward in this topic, a major theme in The Law and The Prophets and a fundamental element of God's love for us that we should be spared abomination (several are articulated) and never wound up in The New Testament, as for example the eating of Manna was no longer a thing post-Sinai. In order to underline His love for those He loves and His utter repudiation of those who reject Him, God has on several occasions moved the sun to more—or less, depending on one's perspective—positions in the sky. Can we now expect Iceland to be smitten with a twilight zone along with this eruption to underline their error? And from your linked piece, the entertainment appears unprepossessing by most standards:

1. Illuminated area.
2. People enjoying themselves, I'm not exactly sure what they're doing.
3. What is this area for?
Satan wants to get everyone in Hell, preferably by doing what God has prohibited while at he same time not enjoying themselves at all. And if I'm not mistaken, two of those three in the foreground are enticed by the third into area 3 for an episode of whatever takes place there and are trying to sneak off unnoticed. Loitering up to their necks in the miasma, this joint is certainly jumping: NOT.

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Should we be praying to God to spare Iceland (or at least keep a part of it)?

We know that it's useless for Icycles (or whatever the inhabitants of Iceland are called) to pray, because God doesn't listen to sinners' prayers (John 9:31).

So, should we pray for them? It seems like a kind thing to do, but I'm hesitant to waste my prayers on some random sinners...
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It would depend on whether they were sinning randomly or deliberately.

Their attitude reminds me of the Laodiceans in Revelation 3:15

I (Rev 1:1 2 & 18) know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.

Apparently they're nominally Lutherans, unless they were registered as something else from birth, but don't attend Church or believe in God – which all seems a bit halfhearted and I'm being generous: 1‰ is more like it. Probably they can have themselves removed from a Church register which is getting closer to one of God's preferences, even so their volcano worship comes across as rather weak.

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"Hot" for the volcano god would have polar bears dismembered alive with a grotesque debauch well underway over at least 96 hours with flailing limbs and screeching. From God's point of view that would be covered under the "Cold" category; anyone brought up to follow that would not be lukewarm from any perspective but that sacrifice [as illustrated] would not please God, rendering prayers whether to Him or to the volcano null and void, as the lawyers like to say, covering all options.

Iceland as it is today covers no option. If you were a volcano goddess, would that offering excite you? And they can't even get that God is punishing them, even if they do believe. So sad.
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I must admit that this Prime Minster of theirs is easy on the eye. She has something of the Sarah Palin about her.
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However, she is sadly failing. She has now "gone on strike" (https://www.euronews.com/2023/10/24/...ality-paradise) and won't be Priministering at all.

But these are small points when the future of USAF bases in Iceland are concerned. It is not possible to keep the Ruskies at bay if your airfield is on a volcano.So she needs to fix that, like yesterday.

How many times in the Bible does a man climb up a mountain and ask God for something? And, like magic, doesn't God always come up with the goods?

How many times does a woman climb up a mountain/volcano and ask God something? Never!

Why? Because God does not listen to women - and, after that episode in Eden, neither should men.

And why is she on strike? She's striking in support of female equality. But her congress is over half women - this means she'll have to push some of them under a bus.

Iceland is one messed-up country: There might be a case for regime change.





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Bible Re: God punishes Iceland - 11-15-2023, 04:53 PM

Well, by now, those sinners in Iceland should be starting to regret the way that they have ignored the for oh-so-many years. The latest news is that the situation with the earthquakes is becoming much, much worse!

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'Time's finally up': Iceland's impending volcanic blast 'marks the start of centuries of eruptions' as one region is hit by 800 new quakes that have split houses apart and created gaping chasms
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So, they are finally getting what they deserve. Boo hoo hoo. Ask me if I feel any pity for them when they have been so blatantly rejecting — and angering Holy Father!

Romans 12:9 " Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the ."

Isaiah 13:13 "Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the of hosts, and in the day of fierce anger."





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Default Re: God punishes Iceland - 12-19-2023, 02:15 AM

And still they refuse to listen

Iceland volcano erupts weeks after earthquakes shake southwest coast


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Sinner Re: God punishes Iceland - 12-19-2023, 03:19 AM

The situation in Iceland is indeed very promising. A nation abandonds God and after a period of false peace, Jesus shows them the bejeezuz! I now have pictorial proof that Jesus personally visited the eruption to show the Icelandics who the Boss is! Here's the regular photograph depicting the flames, brimstone and cataclysmic events that will soon destroy this den of depravity.



And, in the second version, I have highlighted Jesus's face and His sword-wielding arm for the benefit of women, children and woke trash.



As we can see, the sword is not yet in Jesus's sweet mouth, so this is not the final closing End but we can be optimistic that a coming with even more intent will soon take place. How do we know that it is Jesus? Easy peasy:

Micah 1:4
And the mountains shall be molten under him, and the valleys shall be cleft, as wax before the fire, and as the waters that are poured down a steep place.


What do the Icelandernists do? Very little. Here is the statement of their president as the happenstances unfold.



Gibberish? Obviously, but the translation is no better, as follows:
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Good people of the country. An eruption has begun near Grindavík. It is not clear what damage it can cause, but now we rely on our scientists as well as all those who need to do monitoring and other operations. Above all else, we protect human life but we do all the defense of structures to the best of our ability. I send warm greetings to the people of Grindavík and those who now work on the scene. And of course, people have to follow all the recommendations of Public Protection in this dangerous moment.
There is SO much wrong in that statement. Let's see!

1. Good people? Really? No way. Only True Christians™ are Good People.
  • Luke 18:19 And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? none is good, save one, that is, God.
2. Rely on scientists? They must officially be loony raving monsters to say that?
  • 1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
3. Human life above all else? So wrong! God is above all else!
  • Ephesians 4:6 One God and Father of all, who is above all, and through all, and in you all.
4. Warm greetings? Well, obviously, this must mean that the local president is so corrupt that he no longer minds that Hell is now visible from beneath.
  • Job 6:17 What time they wax warm, they vanish: when it is hot, they are consumed out of their place.
5. Follow the recommendations of public protection? Oh dear!
  • Ecclesiastes 12:13 Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
Based on all this, there is very little hope for Iceland but our situation is better and better on a daily basis. As God's absolute ultimate favorites we shall soon bask on Heavenly meadows enjoying the plight of sinners.


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Based on all this, there is very little hope for Iceland but our situation is better and better on a daily basis. As God's absolute ultimate favorites we shall soon bask on Heavenly meadows enjoying the plight of sinners.
Yours in Christ,
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Thank you, Dr. White, for those great photos which illustrate vividly God's anger with Iceland. I would think sinners in Iceland would take one look at the fire and fall to their knees.


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Default Re: God punishes Iceland - 12-19-2023, 09:56 AM

You know, never having visited the ice-lands, I can't comment on the magnitude of their heathenry. Evidently it's at the cutting edge with Reykjavíkians hoist by their own petard.

Obadiah 1:15 For the day of the LORD is near upon all the heathen: as thou hast done, it shall be done unto thee: thy reward shall return upon thine own head.

Who's next? Africa? France? Ляховские острова? Everything's on the table now. And get this: wherever wretches migrate away from are the least susceptible to famine, drought, unannounced sinkholes or sudden flood. (Those who were get on with solving the problem.) Many of them wallow in Roman Catholicism, its fatalistic economic model, the never-ending kowtowing to parasitic castes even a Hindu would envy; many are even worse. Don't take my word for it: just read their source material. And when they get where they're going to (wherever it is) do they repudiate the creeds that produced their catastrophe back home?

Often they do, ecstatic to have escaped its bondage. But o so often they do not.
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