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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-09-2021, 11:34 PM
I'd like to address the heinous attack on the US Capitol. Like all Americans, I am shocked and disappointed by this disturbing incident. There were 3,000 or so Patriots there and only a few hundred police officers, but you couldn't even arrest a SINGLE Democrat before the vote? How could you LOSERS have failed me like this?
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-09-2021, 11:43 PM
Some people ask me what's my favorite move. It's definitely not CHINA movie Parasite -- we got enough problems with them with trade (but easy to win) -- probably I'd say the last Police Academy: Mission to Moscow becuase I love our Law Enforcement and MIlitary HEROS and biker gangs.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-09-2021, 11:46 PM
Done whining yet, loser?

"Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."

Yeah, that too. Throw in a joke or something, room's a tad tense this week.

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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-09-2021, 11:48 PM
People in Atlanta are STILL VOTING for Joe Biden. RIGGED ELECTION!!! Don't say I didn't warn everyone.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-09-2021, 11:53 PM
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...RIGGED ELECTION!!! Don't say I didn't warn everyone...
Still can't deal with the fact that people would vote for a potato with a grin carved into it just to stop the constant national embarrassment that is you?

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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-09-2021, 11:53 PM
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Talk to my boy Zeke, is he back yet? Listen -- you are very RUDE. So disgusting. No more questions.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-09-2021, 11:57 PM
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Talk to my boy Zeke, is he back yet?...
Nah, he's been AWOL for years, unfortunately.


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Fine. Put Ivanka on the phone, would you?

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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 12:03 AM
I go to St. John's church, just across Lafayette Square from the White House, after I clear out the lowlifes.

My favorite Bible verse is from my book, The Art of the Deal, which I wrote all by myself: "You can't con people, at least not for long. You can create EXCITEMENT, you can do wonderful PROMOTION and get all kinds of press, and you can throw in a little HYPERBOLE. But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on."

What is a joke? I don't understand that word.

You're fake news!!! I mean it, no more questions!!!
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 12:17 AM
I'm starting to like this place. Could definitely stay -- a lot of Exciting news to share. Needs more GOLD tho -- all this drab blue makes me think of prison guard uniforms.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 12:21 AM
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I am happy to announce that, next week, I will be awarding the PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM to my three children, Don Jr., the lovely and sexy Ivanka, and the other son. Nobody deserves this tremendous, tremendous award more, except me.
Good idea, Mr President! And talking of things that only you can do, are there any more pardons going? Asking for a friend.




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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 12:22 AM
To everyone who says that I am mentally unfit to serve as President: I am as stable as anyone who is still left in the White House. Anyone! Didn't you see my prefect score on the cognitive test? Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV. See, I STILL remember the pictures. Nobody could do that!!!

Now, where is Zeke? Is he with that turncoat Pence plotting to remove me from office? IS HE? I KNEW IT HE TURNED ON ME JUST LIKE BEANBAG BILL BARR AND MIDDLE-AGED MELANIA. You're all out to get me with Pelosi and Shumer, but I won't let it happen!!! I had the Secret Service remove the CIA chip from my BRAIN so I don't need to put foil under my combover anymore. Please Ask Zeke to call me ASAP.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 12:24 AM

Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 12:30 AM
There are Going to be some Changes. You all Know my staff at the Whitehouse could not be TRUSTED, that's why I need Loyalty Oaths from EveryBody. If Zeke's NOT here any more I need to know who's Going to be my Number 2. PENCE was a lying sonovagun -- NO RHINOS.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 12:38 AM
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Good idea, Mr President! And talking of things that only you can do, are there any more pardons going? Asking for a friend.
MY ideas ARE the BEST ideas.

White House Counsel told me I can't keep selling pardons, so Ruby Giuliani is handling that now. Your friend should call him, or just bid on E-Bay. I recommend clicking Buy It Now, just in case this BOGUS impeachment thing has legs.
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 12:46 AM
Crazy Nancy Pelosi, SHUT UP already. Instead of plotting to FALSELY impeach me, why don't you get your BOTOX fixed? You look ridiculous!
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 12:52 AM
When I'm fighting the Deep State all ALONE in beautiful Mar-A-Lago, I sometimes get hungry. That's why I eat Goya BEANS -- TWO Thumbs up Ivanka For The Senate and say byebye to Little Marco (that's What I call him).
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 12:57 AM
Big announcement: The Area 51 aliens are REAL!!! I only took one security briefing as President, but I remember they told me that. No, wait, I saw it on Hannity. Hannity has bigger intellectuals than the Air Force, anyway. Watch him after he leaves Fox!
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 01:07 AM
Twitter says they banned me for life. FALSE!!! I FIRED them because they kept calling me a liar. They are so MEAN! Let's see how quickly they FAIL without me!!! I'm going to repeal and replace Twitter with a better, less expensive platform, just like I did with Obamacare. STAY TUNED!!
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 01:12 AM
Big announcement: Area 51 is REAL!! I have seen all the documents BELIEVE me, I can assure you the Secrets are all REAL. So many secrets... The Best One I haven't mentioned yet. Maybe never... What a Shame to let the Nations Secrets BE given away to Russia -- that's technically Leverage not a Threat according to my lawyers. No PARDON necessary when you have Leverage. Not many people know what that means -- Pelosi CERTAINLY DOESN'T!
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Default Re: cant it wont' post on the forum - 01-10-2021, 01:32 AM
If you're plotting to Overthrow the Government for me, please Consider this first: Wear a shirt unless your a Hot girl! Nobody wants to see this:
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