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Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
12-13-2007, 08:41 PM
Lately the unsaved trash who invade our forum to persecute us have started using a new tactic: posting pornography, aka pron. While the most obvious examples are quickly deleted with a simple mouse-click, the forces of darkness have gotten clever enough to try infiltration tactics - sneaking the porn in, under the radar.
Since this is the men's only forum, I should be able to post examples without accidentally tramatizing anyone, but just in case....IF YOU ARE FEMALE OR UNDER THE AGE OF 30 LEAVE THIS THREAD NOW!
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Okay, here is an example of infiltration porn:
Now, It certainly looks to me like an underage male positioning himself for a sodomizing of his mother, but of course it is open to some interpretation. However, one thing we can all agree upon is that this image contains a " post-pubescent female breast".
Which is the definition of pornography under the soon-to-be-passed " Child Online Protection Act". (Go ahead and read the bill for yourself).
See SEC. 231, 6B "
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"Depicts, describes, or represents....post-pubescent female breast"
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So, by depicting, describing, or representing post-pubescent female breasts on our forum, they can have us punished with this:
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shall be fined not more than $50,000, imprisoned not more than 6 months, or both. ``(2) Intentional violations.--In addition to the penalties under paragraph (1), whoever intentionally violates such paragraph shall be subject to a fine of not more than $50,000 for each violation. For purposes of this paragraph, each day of violation shall constitute a separate violation. ``(3) Civil penalty.--In addition to the penalties under paragraphs (1) and (2), whoever violates paragraph (1) shall be subject to a civil penalty of not more than $50,000 for each violation. For purposes of this paragraph, each day of violation shall constitute a separate violation.
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So, that means that if a troll makes a post with something that Depicts, describes, or represents a post-pubescent female breast, then copies and pastes it ten times, and for some reason we only delete it after ten days, that's 100 violations.
With 100,000 dollars in fines and civil penalties, plus the 6 months in jail, that adds up to us having to spend ten million dollars and 50 years in jail.
Suddenly all these pictures of naked cherubs and boys with bulges in their shorts all makes sense, doesn't it?
Now, because the Child Online Protection Act is not in effect yet, these porn attacks have no effect on us. We just take half a second clicking the delete button and that's that. When the act goes into effect, we will hire 24-hour porn-catchers (The chinese are very cost-effective at this) and/or require a credit card number from people who wish to read the forum.
As for the question of what to do about statues and paintings that contain post-pubescent female breasts, we have already begun a program to file down and/or repaint the breasts in question to become pubescent female breasts. Venus Di Milo, by the way, has far more artistic merit as a 13-year old girl than as a post-pubescent woman.
So don't get me wrong: I am 100% in favor of the Child Online Protection Act. All these claims that we're invading privacy is nonsense, and the Bush administration will prove it once they've managed to sue Google into reveiling what you've all be entering into search engines:
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — The Bush administration, seeking to revive an online pornography law struck down by the U.S. Supreme Court, has subpoenaed Google Inc. for details on what its users have been looking for through its popular search engine.
Google has refused to comply with the subpoena, issued last year, for a broad range of material from its databases, including a request for 1 million random Web addresses and records of all Google searches from any one-week period, lawyers for the U.S. Justice Department said in papers filed Wednesday in federal court in San Jose.
…The government contends it needs the data to determine how often pornography shows up in online searches as part of an effort to revive an Internet child protection law that was struck down two years ago by the U.S. Supreme Court on free-speech grounds.
The 1998 Child Online Protection Act would have required adults to use access codes or other ways of registering before they could see objectionable material online, and it would have punished violators with fines up to $50,000 or jail time.
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So why subpoena Google? The government will make its case by reading us a list of all the disgusting, licentious things that people typed into a Google window over the course of a week. Because that would prove that people look for dirty stuff on the web.
Thus the Republican Party will prove that any child could find him or herself looking at online filth just by innocently typing (for example) “pregnant shemale amputee midgets drowning in semen” into a Google window. It probably happens all the time, for school projects and whatnot, and just think about what that seemingly innocuous search could lead to!
I for one am happy to be alive at a time when the government wants to view information about our online habits, when they’re not even trying to prosecute a crime. They need to subpoena Google in order to prove that people use the Internet for porn, in order to shore up their case for re-passing that bill that the ultra-liberal Supreme Court absurdly called a violation of privacy.
This is going to work so well we won't even need to complete that legislation to to remove the letters E, S, and X from keyboards sold to minors.
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
12-13-2007, 11:16 PM
And that porn is everywhere. I was looking for a bikini for my 13 year old wife, and found several sites that were just thousands of pictures of these 12 to 18 year old girls in bikini's. Some had other pictures of girls with nothing on. And now these trolls of the internet are invading here. Like a true christian male would go gaga over some little 13 year olds small succulent breasts. Do they know we are immune to such temptresses.
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
12-14-2007, 12:38 PM
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And that porn is everywhere. I was looking for a bikini for my 13 year old wife, and found several sites that were just thousands of pictures of these 12 to 18 year old girls in bikini's. Some had other pictures of girls with nothing on. And now these trolls of the internet are invading here. Like a true christian male would go gaga over some little 13 year olds small succulent breasts. Do they know we are immune to such temptresses.
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Good day brother and PRAISE JESUS!
13 already? That marriage of yours is bright in my memory as if it was yesterday (by the way, beautiful sermon if I recall correctly) time flies.
PRAY TO JESUS!
p.s. you are getting kinky in your old age, it must be "for you", a bikini is a bit too unclad for any other moment of a TRUE CHRISTIAN WOMAN
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
12-14-2007, 10:52 PM
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
12-18-2007, 10:46 PM
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Who has ten pairs of breasts? Do you have a millipede fetish or something? Anyway since those "nipples" are so puffy, we can assume that they are pubescent female breasts, not post-pubescent ones.
Thus your attempt at a porn attack has failed.
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
12-21-2007, 10:34 AM
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And that porn is everywhere. I was looking for a bikini for my 13 year old wife, and found several sites that were just thousands of pictures of these 12 to 18 year old girls in bikini's. Some had other pictures of girls with nothing on. And now these trolls of the internet are invading here. Like a true christian male would go gaga over some little 13 year olds small succulent breasts. Do they know we are immune to such temptresses.
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I'm sorry..what?
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I'm missing something here....
pics or it didn't happened
since she is 13 yo, she has no post-pubescent breasts, so accordingly to that guy over there, that wouldn't be considered porn, right?
if so, bring forth the 13 yo girl breasts!
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01-03-2008, 04:45 AM
c'mon, I love me some nice pair of hands clasped together in front my face praying to the Lord!
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
01-03-2008, 08:56 AM
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And that porn is everywhere. I was looking for a bikini for my 13 year old wife, and found several sites that were just thousands of pictures of these 12 to 18 year old girls in bikini's. Some had other pictures of girls with nothing on. And now these trolls of the internet are invading here. Like a true christian male would go gaga over some little 13 year olds small succulent breasts. Do they know we are immune to such temptresses.
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Wait you're wife is 13? Isn't that illegal?
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
01-03-2008, 11:43 AM
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if so, bring forth the 13 yo girl breasts!
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You want him to sell his wife into pornography? How repulsive is that? A man's wife is his to subjegate as he sees fit, not for perverts like you to ogle.
1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
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Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
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Wait you're wife is 13? Isn't that illegal?
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Not in certain counties in certain states. Not that its any of your business either.
Why is it that all you perverts are so interested in Brother Warrior's new wife?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
01-03-2008, 01:20 PM
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Not in certain counties in certain states. Not that its any of your business either.
Why is it that all you perverts are so interested in Brother Warrior's new wife?
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Im not currently aware of any state that permits 13 year olds to marry, and I would imagine that any 13 is not aware of what she is going into, or is being forcefully married to the second party. Society has not deemed that acceptable for several hundred years. I guess no one around here has heard of pedophiles before.
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
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Im not currently aware of any state that permits 13 year olds to marry, and I would imagine that any 13 is not aware of what she is going into, or is being forcefully married to the second party. Society has not deemed that acceptable for several hundred years. I guess no one around here has heard of pedophiles before.
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Sir, we are NOT mary worshipers! You will find no pedophiles here.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
01-03-2008, 01:24 PM
Several varieties of keyboard breast as well!
*Which have been edited because we don't need any more of your childish nonsense.
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
01-03-2008, 01:31 PM
No, with parent's consent a girl can marry at 13 in many places.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
06-01-2009, 10:13 PM
The age of a man's wife is no importance. What matters is the strength of her back the fervor of her passion and conviction for God.
A wife (or at least one of the wives) must be sufficiently young as to be able to properly take of her husband in his senior years. A smart man, when planning his family once he has turned 18 must take this into consideration. Additionally, when done early enough, dowry can be reduced due to the early committal.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
06-01-2009, 10:44 PM
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Why is it that all you perverts are so interested in Brother Warrior's new wife?
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Ummm, interested in calling the police, actually.
13? You really believe a CHILD of 13 can make a rational decision to become someone's wife? Is a real woman too much to handle or is a 13 year old just easier to manipulate and control?
Wow. What year is this again?
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06-01-2009, 10:50 PM
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Ummm, interested in calling the police, actually.
13? You really believe a CHILD of 13 can make a rational decision to become someone's wife? Is a real woman too much to handle or is a 13 year old just easier to manipulate and control?
Wow. What year is this again?
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I don't see any evidence in the Holy Bible that any female can make rational decisions. Eve screwed it up for us all because she was so stupid as to listen to the talking snake. That's the last decision any woman should be allowed to make.
This is a Christian forum. Why are you here? You are not welcome here.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
06-01-2009, 10:59 PM
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Ummm, interested in calling the police, actually.
13? You really believe a CHILD of 13 can make a rational decision to become someone's wife? Is a real woman too much to handle or is a 13 year old just easier to manipulate and control?
Wow. What year is this again?
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There is more to a union than just the woman. There is the judgment of her husband and his wifes' to be father. Even if (and this is a stretch) a woman was mentally on the same level a a man, there are two men's minds to her one.
Actually, the younger a person is, the harder it is control them and have them toe the line. Don't you think it would be so much easier to have a new bride in her 40's or 50's? She would be set in her ways as a good wife. A young wife can only learn by example of her mother and at an early age, cannot be expected to of learned much. It is a true testament to new husband to be willing to take a young bride under his tutelage.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Satan's latest weapon: Post-Pubescent female breasts -
01-03-2008, 03:40 PM
My youngest Wife is now 12 years old.
Girls where I come from start making young Martyrs for Allah (pigs be upon him) as soon as they are able.
You people are so backward.
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01-03-2008, 03:46 PM
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My youngest Wife is now 12 years old.
Girls where I come from start making young Martyrs for Allah (pigs be upon him) as soon as they are able.
You people are so backward.
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So basically you are into the business of Sementex ?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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02-12-2008, 07:25 AM
So what's the problem with post-pubescent breasts?
How could they possibly be a tool for Satan? Didn't God create them when He made Eve in the garden of Eden? The same goes for the rest of the lady bits. If not, then Eve would have been a man (that could procreate with other men) and while you might follow that, I don't swing that way...
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