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Default Re: lol Atheists - 01-10-2011, 08:32 PM
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Atheists kick ass.
Might I just point out that all people who aren't Atheists, like Albert Einstein, are probably the stupidest people I know.
I agree with the fact that Einstein thinks the stories in the bible are childish because that's what they are.
Childish, pathetic, fiction, and have no use, other than wasting trees because that book is huge.

THINK OF THE ENVIRONMENT.
I really don't think Einstein was stupid, even he himself said he knew that this universe is a design and it had to have a designer and creator. I'm very confused as why you would call Einstein one of the "stupidest people" you knew.

After you call him "stupidest person" then you go onto say you agree with him. I know "I'm with stupid" is pretty big among the lower class community but really, could you fill me in on this inside joke?

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Default Re: lol Atheists - 01-12-2011, 02:05 PM
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In that case my IQ is 300, I beat you all. If you have such a high IQ (which I don't believe) why aren't you using it for the good of mankind, instead of persecuting gays, muslims and jews? Why not discover cures for horrible diseases like harlequin disease and down syndrome?
Which test and revision?

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Default Re: lol Atheists - 01-13-2011, 10:29 AM
Very quick.... Lisa H.... You're great sweet cakes!

I'm the weener, you're the bun... come on over, lets have fun!
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Default Re: lol Atheists - 01-13-2011, 03:33 PM
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Who is the foolish man with a far smaller brain power than the "kike". oh wait, thats Pastor CumGuzzler!
Judging by your "colorful language", I think that it's safe to assume that you are either raised catholic, or perhaps are even a member of the catholic "clergy". I hate to burst your bubble.....but no one at Landover or in Freehold swings that way.


You may be more comfortable at the HuffingDyke Post, your local sodomite bar, or "being forgiven of your sins" in a catholic "confessional".

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