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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-24-2012, 08:14 PM

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wow...um you think its ok to kill millions of people that think different? gee that reminds me of lets see here...Hitler way to go, and this lady who most likely talks first and thinks later i metioned god as the "invisable man" who apprentlly can make a universe in s second when it took more than any recordable time to make. nice try to prove me wrong but you failed
Jesus will come back for His final solution to false religions like atheism,

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

There will be a selection process,

Matthew 7:13
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

And into the furnace you shall go,

Matthew 13:42
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-24-2012, 09:33 PM

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wow...um you think its ok to kill millions of people that think different? gee that reminds me of lets see here...Hitler way to go, and this lady who most likely talks first and thinks later i metioned god as the "invisable man" who apprentlly can make a universe in s second when it took more than any recordable time to make. nice try to prove me wrong but you failed
Sooner or later God kills everyone. It's whether He burns you forever as a babbling unbeliever too much in love with mocking God to know what's good for him.



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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-24-2012, 09:41 PM

-All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals.

Fail! Evolution is the belief that we came from animals. Not that we should act like them. And really, I don't believe in God or evolution, so your statement is invalid...

-Atheists try to shift the burden of proof unfairly upon theists (ie, atheists make the wild and unprovable claim that God does not exist, and then unfairly expect us Christians to prove that He DOES exist)

Only some. I do agree with you that atheists can get annoying with their stupid "God doesn't exist churches", but not all atheists do this. I'm an atheist, and I completely approve of Christianity, and don't try to spread disbelief it to others...

-The Bible says atheism is wrong, and the Bible is always right (see: Genesis 1:1, Psalms 14:1, Psalms 19:1, Romans 1:19-20)

I'll give you this one, but for one thing, I don't believe in the Bible, so the claim isn't valid through my eyes...

-Some famous atheists have shown they occasionally have doubts about their disbelief, which proves that all atheists really do believe in God. Of course, no Christian has ever doubted the existence of God.

I don't even know how this shows that atheism is wrong...

-Everybody who has ever been in the army will tell you that there are no atheists in foxholes. That is, once they are in danger of death, the atheist will strip himself of his irrational disbelief in God, and come to admit he believed in God all along. Only liberal slimebags like MSNBC report otherwise.

Not true. Indeed people would believe in God when they are almost sure they are going to die, but when they come back from War, they almost assuredly abandon their faith...

-Communism, which is inherently evil, is founded by atheism, and all atheists are probably secret communists.

Communism was founded by atheist, indeed. But the Spanish Inquisition was an evil event built upon Christianity. So are all Christians heartless murderers?

Plus, I'm not a communist. But you wouldn't believe me, would you?

-Because we can think of the existence of God, God must obviously exists, and therefore atheists are illogical.

No. This statement is illogical...

-Everything in the universe shows obvious and undeniable signs that it was created by a mind far superior to our own.

True. I'll give you this one...

-A lot of mass murderers were atheists, and all atheists, having no morality to guide them, are only a bad day away from going on a genocide spree. There have no exactly zero cases on Christian mass murderers throughout all of history.

A lot of mass murderers were Christians. Are you aware that Hitler completely believed in God?

-No atheists contribute to charitable causes, and all Christians do. This is because of atheist's beliefs in Darwinism.

Not true. Again, this is a majority claim. I'm an atheist, and I always put a dollar in the pocket of every homeless Christian I meet...

-I quote: "The Barna Group found regarding atheism and morality that those who hold to the worldviews of atheism or agnosticism in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; and engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality" Despicable.

I'll give you this one...

-I quote: "Atheism The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs."

Not all atheists believe in the Big Bang Theory. I don't...

-atheists don't believe in miracles, although many Christian philosophers disagree.

I do believe in miracles. I believe in ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, ext. I'm still an atheist...

Atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists.

No. There's nothing in this claim that proves the existence of God...

-Atheists have more mental and physical health problems than Christians. This is attributed to theists having something more to life for. Therefore, God exists.

Not true. There is no statistic that backs this preposterous claim...

-Friedrich Nietzsche went crazy and was an atheist, therefore atheism drove him insane (although there is an ongoing debate on the matter...)

So you're saying that if a black man is killed, he was killed because he was black? Or if a white guy likes ice cream, he likes it because he's white? This makes NO sense...

-Countries with large numbers of atheists have higher suicide rates, therefore atheism makes you want to kill yourself. Of course they would take the easy way out, not realizing like normal people that God sends suicide cases to hell. Also, developed nations also tend to have higher rates of both atheism and suicide, so we must conclude that technology and wealth are evil.

Not true. Christianity made my life dismal and sad. I feel better now that I have no vices of religion holding me down...

-Sigmund Freud said religious belief was unhealthy, but many doctors think Freud is wrong, therefore atheism is evil.

I'll give you this one. But atheism isn't evil...

-many famous atheists tell lies, therefore atheists are deceptive.

Evrybody tells lives, kid...

-Fewer people believe now as opposed to x number of years ago (usually around twenty) in evolution, therefore evolutionary theory is wrong and by proxy atheism is wrong, since it's the same thing.

Again, I don't believe in evolution...

-Non-Christians are more likely to believe in silly superstitions, like palm reading and astronomy (note: Non-Christian = atheist). Christians believe only in the cold, hard logical of the world around them.

Like the Earth being flat for instance? It's all opinion, kid...

-Some theologians say atheist is on the decline, therefore it is. However, this is no reason to lose caution of the atheist threat!

Not a reason that atheism is evil...

-There are a number of anti-atheist blogs (isn't that good to know? )

Not a reason atheism is evil...

-There is a pro-atheist bias in the liberal controlled media, but as we know from stated above that atheism is on the decline, this hardly matters.

Not a reaso- I feel like I'm kicking a dead horse, here!

-Causes of atheism (I quote): moral depravity, rebellion, superficiality, error, state churches, poor relationship with father, division in religion, learned times, peace, and prosperity, negative experiences with theists, scientism.

You forgot one; Christianity...

-Atheists question why evil exists since God is good, but don't ask why good exists if God isn't real.

If God isn't real, then good, as well as evil can exist logically...

-early scientists were Christian, therefore Christianity owns a monopoly on science and atheists are not allowed to say there is discrepancy between the beliefs in the two.

I'll give you this one. But it doesn't prove atheism is evil...

-Sir Francis Bacon said he'd rather belief in any silly old legend then believe that God doesn't exist.

Opinion...

-Some Christian apologists have problems with the beliefs of Bertrand Russell.

Don't know who that is...

-Creation scientists tend to win creation-evolution debates.

Not true...

-Notable atheists have converted to Christianity. The reverse never happens.

Bull! I was a Christian and turned into an atheist. Your logic is invalid!

-atheists criticism of the Bible can't be trusted because, I quote: "a thorough understanding of the Bible -- and this would actually apply to any complex work from any culture -- requires specialized knowledge, and a broad range of specialized knowledge in a variety of fields.... Not even most scholars in the field can master every aspect"

I don't criticize the bible...

-Of course, I quote: The Bible is still loved by millions, read by millions, and studied by millions.

Doesn't prove atheism is wrong...

-atheists make bad arguments on the internet, says Christian apologist.

Another majority claim...

-atheists try to convert young people to atheism over the internet. Christians, of course, never stoop to such behavior.

Bull! You always try to convert people into Christianity! You're doing it on this sight, mormon! Plus, I've never done such a thing...

-Nearly a quarter or a third of philosophy professors are theists, therefore, I quote: "God is not 'dead' in academia; he returned to life in the 1960's and is now alive and well in his last academic stronghold, philosophy departments."

I'll give you this one, but I never believed God was dead in academia...

-atheists do not really exist, they just pretend that they don't believe in God.

That doesn't make a lick of sense...

-atheism brought upon the French Revolution, one of the most evil events of all of history.

No. A lot of things brought that up. Atheism was only one of them...

-atheists make up a small percentage of the world population, therefore it is wrong.

No logic in this one. I refuse to argue with it...

-a lot of famous people said bad stuff about atheists

So! The same could be said about Christianity!


I thought this was going to be unbiased...
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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-24-2012, 10:01 PM

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...I don't believe in God or evolution, so your statement is invalid...
Then where did everything come from?

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...I completely approve of Christianity, and don't try to spread disbelief it to others...
Read the Bible. That'll cure you.

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...Are you aware that Hitler completely believed in God?...
Are you aware that Hitler killed NOBODY in World War II? His service records for WWI are incomplete, but he was a dispatch messenger, which is a non-combat role, so he probably didn't kill anyone then either.

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...Not all atheists believe in the Big Bang Theory. I don't...
Ain't arguing easy when you never raise a counter, just keep saying "You're wrong"?

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...I do believe in miracles. I believe in ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, ext. I'm still an atheist...
Of course, you have evidence to base these beliefs on?

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...Some Christian apologists have problems with the beliefs of Bertrand Russell.

Don't know who that is...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_Russell

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...Bull! I was a Christian and turned into an atheist. Your logic is invalid!...
You were never a True Christian™, so your denial is invalid.

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Because you've never read it.


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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-24-2012, 10:34 PM

I know this is off topic, but my sister has been possessed by the unGODly Catholics, she is but 10 years old and is commuting to a life of whore worshipping! What am I to do to prevent her from this path of sin?
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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-24-2012, 11:19 PM

are you hating atheists or are just being jealous christians?
probably the 2nd because:

we can have anal sex, you can't

we can be gay or bi, you can't

our women can do an abortion and be free, while yours can't and are stuck with an unwanted kid for the rest of their life

we accept science(which gives us a better impression about the universe than yours) while you have to believe unproven assumptions

we can do drugs, drink alcohol, do what we want with our bodieswhile you can't

whe know our ancestors while you think yours are just one man and one woman


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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-24-2012, 11:30 PM

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are you hating atheists or are just being jealous christians?
probably the 2nd because:

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Gee, I'd be surprised that you're really another lying atheist troll, but, well . . . I'm not.


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Gee, I'd be surprised that you're really another lying atheist troll, but, well . . . I'm not.
am i a troll because i don't like hypocricy?
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are you hating atheists or are just being jealous christians?
probably the 2nd because:

we can have anal sex, you can't

we can be gay or bi, you can't

our women can do an abortion and be free, while yours can't and are stuck with an unwanted kid for the rest of their life

we accept science(which gives us a better impression about the universe than yours) while you have to believe unproven assumptions

we can do drugs, drink alcohol, do what we want with our bodieswhile you can't

whe know our ancestors while you think yours are just one man and one woman


seems we are having a good time
Friend, I can do any and all of that, if I wanted.

I do not want strange men putting things in my anus. Get back to me about that rectal exam when you start bleeding.

I like women. The more of you, the more choices left for decent clean men.

I like living babies, not dead ones. What kind of a sicko are you?

I like the Truth©. You like lies. Enjoy!

I am proud of my 6'7", 250 pound body with 3% body fat. I can still bench 30 reps at 275 and do 100 push-ups. You can stumble about in alleys puking. To each their own.

God made me. You think you came from old soup.

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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-25-2012, 12:52 AM

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am i a troll because i don't like hypocricy?
NO, you are a troll because you joined a Christian church's discussion forum pretending to be a Christian.

No True Christian™ is hypocritical. We follow the Bible as it is written. And you will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.

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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-25-2012, 01:30 AM

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are you hating atheists or are just being jealous christians?
probably the 2nd because:

we can have anal sex, you can't

we can be gay or bi, you can't

our women can do an abortion and be free, while yours can't and are stuck with an unwanted kid for the rest of their life

we accept science(which gives us a better impression about the universe than yours) while you have to believe unproven assumptions

we can do drugs, drink alcohol, do what we want with our bodieswhile you can't

whe know our ancestors while you think yours are just one man and one woman


seems we are having a good time
Son, you are mistaken on many counts. You see, we don't hate atheists at all. In fact, we are moved by pity and love to tell you what danger you are in. God hates you, it's true, but aren't you happy to know that up front, right now, before it's too late?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-25-2012, 02:21 AM

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are you hating atheists or are just being jealous christians?
probably the 2nd because:

we can have anal sex, you can't

we can be gay or bi, you can't

our women can do an abortion and be free, while yours can't and are stuck with an unwanted kid for the rest of their life

we accept science(which gives us a better impression about the universe than yours) while you have to believe unproven assumptions

we can do drugs, drink alcohol, do what we want with our bodieswhile you can't

whe know our ancestors while you think yours are just one man and one woman


seems we are having a good time
You left out one thing: You will be spending eternity being tortured in unimaginable ways down in the lake of fire, while we will be sitting at the table with Jesus, enjoying a cold beer and laughing ourselves silly as you scream in unspeakable agony.

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"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4


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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-25-2012, 08:18 AM

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NO, you are a troll because you joined a Christian church's discussion forum pretending to be a Christian.

No True Christian™ is hypocritical. We follow the Bible as it is written. And you will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.

Enjoy.
I am a Christian but when you tell to me that i have to pay you to go to heaven(and even if i wanted to pay i haven't got any money) how did you expect me to react?
from all the things you said to me I see you are a good guy and you helped me understand i was wrong about swinging between the Bible and my personal beliefs, so I ask you personally, if I don't pay am I condemned?
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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-25-2012, 10:11 AM

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I am a Christian but when you tell to me that i have to pay you to go to heaven(and even if i wanted to pay i haven't got any money) how did you expect me to react?
from all the things you said to me I see you are a good guy and you helped me understand i was wrong about swinging between the Bible and my personal beliefs, so I ask you personally, if I don't pay am I condemned?
So what was all that massive atheist rant about beforehand? Seriously, you seem very confused about your own beliefs. God either exists or He does not. The Bible is the word of God and a reliable testimony to His deeds, wishes and likely future actions or it is not.

Sitting on the fence being neither one thing nor the other is embarrassing to watch. If you're going to follow Biblical morals but dismiss the many miraculous deeds of God and Jesus as fables except when you personally are able to believe in them then why are those morals special and above scrutiny? If you think God is slowly shrinking to a baseless concept with no reliable narrative to back Him up then why is Christianity special to you?

Do you see why we True Christians™ find you such an odious, wishy washy creature?



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-25-2012, 11:14 AM

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So what was all that massive atheist rant about beforehand? Seriously, you seem very confused about your own beliefs. God either exists or He does not. The Bible is the word of God and a reliable testimony to His deeds, wishes and likely future actions or it is not.

Sitting on the fence being neither one thing nor the other is embarrassing to watch. If you're going to follow Biblical morals but dismiss the many miraculous deeds of God and Jesus as fables except when you personally are able to believe in them then why are those morals special and above scrutiny? If you think God is slowly shrinking to a baseless concept with no reliable narrative to back Him up then why is Christianity special to you?

Do you see why we True Christians™ find you such an odious, wishy washy creature?
I am very confused for my beliefs and i still don't understand how paying will get me saved
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I am very confused for my beliefs and i still don't understand how paying will get me saved
Friend, Jesus said it in plain American, and told us that "if" someone withholds payment to His House, their heart is far away from Him.

Luke
12:34 For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.


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Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 07-25-2012, 02:20 PM

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Friend, Jesus said it in plain American, and told us that "if" someone withholds payment to His House, their heart is far away from Him.

Luke
12:34 For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
so my heart is in myself because i only spend my money for thing i need and things to pleasure myself?
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Default Re: Why atheism is wrong - the shocking and unbiased truth - 08-02-2012, 06:36 PM

Christianity:

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense right?
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Christianity:

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense right?
When you put it like that in the language of the teen retards it brings a tear to my eyes. How it doesn't reach all of them and turn them to Christ is a mystery.

One thing, though... Jesus was not a stinky Jew.



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Christianity:

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense right?
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