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What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 09:01 PM
For me it was Lady Gaga. She is the ultimate tool of Satan, parading around in clothing only fit for a harlot:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 09:27 PM
Well, there is no doubt about it, dear Brother Mayor Hold: that Gaga woman certainly was trying to attract attention to herself. And, she has gone against the very instructions that are laid out so plainly for all to see within the blessed pages of the :
I Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
Now, coming a very close second to Miss Gaga is that other singer, that Jennifer woman. What on Earth was she babbling on about at the end of her song? It sounded like she was chattering in Chinese or some other foreign language. Did she forget that she was at an inauguration for ? At least, we had dear Garth singing a song of great inspiration, and one that brings so much glory to the , even if the other participants on that platfrom showed no sincere intention of honoring Almighty !
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 09:51 PM
The whole thing was such a feast of awfulness that I find it impossible to choose, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir. We were oppressed by far too much warbling by immodestly dressed middle-aged women, and by frankly bizarre men doing who knows what. And as for that kid who read her "poem" ...
All in all, too much showing off, too little God.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 10:03 PM
I only hope that once the fascination with sleepy Joe Burden has worn off, that the people will see what's ahead for the next four years. It sounds like our dear, handsome Mr. Hannity is going to do his very best to keep things in perspective -- as you shall see in this preview of tonight's broadcast!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 10:18 PM
Why was Joe Biden inaugurated if Donald Trump won the elections???
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-20-2021, 10:54 PM
There were several shades of purple--the homer color. That is a signal Satan, not Jesus, will be the big player in this administration.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-21-2021, 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
For me it was Lady Gaga.
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For me, Mr. Mayor, it was the lack of flags. Every year there seem to be less, it's ominous.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-22-2021, 01:33 AM
The Catholic "Bible"-cum-sarcophagus that Doctora Biden was holding for her husband.
How can any oath be binding when sworn upon a book of falsehoods? And did Jill have to undertake Michelle Obama's arm-toning workout in order to lift it?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-22-2021, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
The Catholic "Bible"-cum-sarcophagus that Doctora Biden was holding for her husband.
How can any oath be binding when sworn upon a book of falsehoods? And did Jill have to undertake Michelle Obama's arm-toning workout in order to lift it?
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The average Bible has approximately 1200 pages. As the Catholics leave out a bunch of stuff (Deuteronomy 4:2), a Catholic "Bible" would therefore be a Hell of a lot shorter than that. The hefty doorstopper that old lady is somehow holding in the picture looks more like the Necronomicon or Harry Potter, and is clearly an arcane grimoire of demonic power. By swearing an oath over that eldritch tome, Biden has sold his soul to the Devil and vowed to carry out the Devil's work.
Here he is, pictured in his first moments alone in the Oval Office:
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-22-2021, 03:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by handmaiden
The Catholic "Bible"-cum-sarcophagus that Doctora Biden was holding for her husband.
How can any oath be binding when sworn upon a book of falsehoods? And did Jill have to undertake Michelle Obama's arm-toning workout in order to lift it?
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Oh, you have raised such a good point, dear Sister Handmaiden, and, for that, I do thank you. That copy of the Holy Bible that the Burdens used is quite large. But, those watered-down versions are nothing compared to the Holy Word of Almighty , as found within the true . Actually, I'm wondering if the Burden's bible was like this:
Or, more likely, like this:
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-22-2021, 03:24 PM
Actually, now that I think about this again, I have a feeling that the worst part of the Burden "inauguration" was the effect that it has left on patriots -- the people who fought so tirelessly to ensure that would, indeed, be great again, under the blessed leadership of President Donald J. Trump.
These are the people who are suffering, as they realize that we have slipped from a shining example of great governance, to nothing more than a dog and pony show. For example, this destitute, distraught dear in the video clip below will show just how horrible the impact of the Burden term will be. Oh! How we need to pray to the for deliverance!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: What Was the Worst Part of Biden's Inauguration -
01-22-2021, 05:01 PM
Lady Gaga died when Jesus scooped out her soul, crumpled it up, and threw it into Hell with the strength reminiscent of Joe Montana. Who was this impostor? Was she even human or a succubus from Satan?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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