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Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-09-2020, 02:40 PM
After the passing of his friend and sexual collaborator Jeffery Epstein, poor Prince Andrew has been like a puppy looking for a ball to fetch. All he wants to do is help... people understand the private island lifestyle of billionaires raping children. But nobody will listen.
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On Monday, the trans-Atlantic sniping escalated, with the prince’s lawyers saying in a statement from London that he had agreed three times to help the New York prosecutors, though on his terms, with a written statement, and not by sitting for an interview.
In the statement, the prince’s lawyers accused [lead prosecutor] Mr. Berman by name of misleading the public with “inaccurate” comments about the prince that “should not have been made.” They also suggested that Mr. Berman and other U.S. prosecutors hoped to bask in the limelight by loudly and repeatedly attacking Prince Andrew.
“They are perhaps seeking publicity rather than accepting the assistance proffered,” the prince’s lawyers wrote.
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The loudness and repetitiousness of work-a-day nobodies who crave publicity is particularly grating to royal ears. Which is punishment enough, even if he were involved in raping children on private islands allegedly.
I know the prince is basically a hell-bound Catholic (with less vampires and more threesomes) but - really - are these the actions of a guilty man hiding behind lawyers and layers of privilege surrounding His Royal Highness 7th in line to throne? Any reasonable man can see the Prince wants to help out with a written denial by his lawyers not under oath under condition of immunity from prosecution, a public apology and the heads of all federal prosecutors who mentioned his name.
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Re: Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-09-2020, 03:21 PM
Brother Dr. Toole, Sir, there is much support in Britain (particularly among the royal family) for Prince Andrew being sent to join his hapless nephew Hank in the U S of A. Indeed, I have seen it suggested that he should be exchanged for Anne Sacoolas, the woman who killed a motorcyclist by driving on the right. (This - confusingly - is the wrong side of the road in Britain. One can see how a woman might be flustered by this.)
I think this would be a win-win solution for everyone, don't you? There would be one less woman driver on the American highways and one less jobless parasite leeching off the poor old Queen.
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Re: Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-09-2020, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Brother Dr. Toole, Sir, there is much support in Britain (particularly among the royal family) for Prince Andrew being sent to join his hapless nephew Hank in the U S of A. Indeed, I have seen it suggested that he should be exchanged for Anne Sacoolas, the woman who killed a motorcyclist by driving on the right. (This - confusingly - is the wrong side of the road in Britain. One can see how a woman might be flustered by this.)
I think this would be a win-win solution for everyone, don't you? There would be one less woman driver on the American highways and one less jobless parasite leeching off the poor old Queen.
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I think the UK would have to throw in a makeweight or two to equal the value of 1 real American citizen (female). Let's see... Prince Andrew + Julian Assange + that cripple hacker who was looking for evidence of UFOs? Perhaps one more.
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Re: Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-09-2020, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Brother Dr. Toole, Sir, there is much support in Britain (particularly among the royal family) for Prince Andrew being sent to join his hapless nephew Hank in the U S of A. Indeed, I have seen it suggested that he should be exchanged for Anne Sacoolas, the woman who killed a motorcyclist by driving on the right. (This - confusingly - is the wrong side of the road in Britain. One can see how a woman might be flustered by this.)
I think this would be a win-win solution for everyone, don't you? There would be one less woman driver on the American highways and one less jobless parasite leeching off the poor old Queen.
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Oh, yes, dear Sister Joanna; goodness, gracious! The poor Queen must be so tired of this invasion of her royal privacy. One wonders how One can manage to get through One's day. Why, I've read that this business with Prince Andrew and the alleged affair has caused great consternation and upset with the Queen, causing her to break down in tears at a recent event.
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Re: Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-09-2020, 07:47 PM
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Why, I've read that this business with Prince Andrew and the alleged affair has caused great consternation and upset with the Queen, causing her to break down in tears at a recent event.
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Oh, I thought that photo was taken after her last Corgi died and she realized she was stuck with only two Dorgis - ghastly crossbreeds, combining the incessant yapping (in Welsh) of the Corgi with the "very average" (in these PC days, that is code for subnormal) intelligence of the Germanic wiener dog.
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Re: Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-09-2020, 10:30 PM
Aw cheer up Mrs. Phillip. If Andrew did rape anybody it was probably done tastefully and with the highest integrity. Plus you've denied it so that's the end of the matter.
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Re: Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-10-2020, 05:03 PM
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I think this would be a win-win solution for everyone, don't you? There would be one less woman driver on the American highways and one less jobless parasite leeching off the poor old Queen.
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As an American looking on from the outside, I would have to say that Andrew is perhaps one of the preferred royals. He's better looking than either his older or younger brothers. He knows how to fly a helicopter which is a useful military skill. (Yes, the other boys in the family signed up for the military, but that was only so that they could wear uniforms at their weddings.) And also, his extracurricular activities make it abundantly clear that he is not gay.
When dealing with the image of English men in particular, this is Most Important.
The downside of Andrew's presence in the Royal Family include his choice in wives. (He divorced the redhaired embarrassment rather quickly which is to his credit.) The odd-looking children that he sired are also a drawback, but he can't really be blamed for their taste in clothes. I would lay that failing on their mother's doorstep.
He is not too attached to horses, which I find a comfort. And paling around with a Jew wasn't his smartest move. Still, only the Liberal press could find something wrong with liking young, attractive women.
All in all, I feel that the Queen could do worse in a son--and she has.
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Re: Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-10-2020, 08:02 PM
You know a lot more about these people than I do, Sister Handy, and I bow to your superior interest in their activities. I suppose he might be considered "better-looking" than his brothers (the bar is set very low there) if one is attracted to the bloated, jowly look?
In any case, who cares? The important thing is that Anne Sacoolas should not face an unfair trial in Britain for something that was absolutely not her fault. And if this means that Andrew is not handcuffed and extradited to face charges made by publicity-seeking, unreliable, formerly-young women, then so be it.
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Re: Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-10-2020, 09:12 PM
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As an American looking on from the outside, I would have to say that Andrew is perhaps one of the preferred royals. He's better looking than either his older or younger brothers.
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Good grief, there are even more of them? These people surely do reproduce like rabbits!
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You know a lot more about these people than I do, Sister Handy, and I bow to your superior interest in their activities.
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I'm guessing Sister Handy ( ) is taking that interest for the sole purpose that we don't have to. And I, for one, am eternally grateful for it, as I would not stand to take this duty myself.
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Re: Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-10-2020, 11:33 PM
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Good grief, there are even more of them? These people surely do reproduce like rabbits!
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I am sorry if my writing was unclear. Andrew has one older brother and one younger brother, not multiples of both.
He also has one sister, who is the most unfortunate-looking one of the bunch. I have heard her expression described as that of a person with an ongoing need for fiber.
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Re: Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-11-2020, 01:21 AM
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I am sorry if my writing was unclear. Andrew has one older brother and one younger brother, not multiples of both.
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Before the Epstein story, I was blissfully unaware of Andrew's and most of his siblings' existence (he's a brother of the one who married Diana, right? I've heard of that one, although his name escapes me), so my point stands - these people multiply like rabbits.
I guess that's the only way to offset mental and physical defects caused by centuries of inbreeding - in hopes that at least one of the many children will have intelligence and health close enough to human average?
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Re: Prince Andrew just wants to help -
06-11-2020, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
As an American looking on from the outside, I would have to say that Andrew is perhaps one of the preferred royals. He's better looking than either his older or younger brothers. He knows how to fly a helicopter which is a useful military skill. (Yes, the other boys in the family signed up for the military, but that was only so that they could wear uniforms at their weddings.) And also, his extracurricular activities make it abundantly clear that he is not gay.
The downside of Andrew's presence in the Royal Family include his choice in wives. (He divorced the redhaired embarrassment rather quickly which is to his credit.) The odd-looking children that he sired are also a drawback, but he can't really be blamed for their taste in clothes. I would lay that failing on their mother's doorstep.
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Heaven help us, dear Sister Handmaiden! You've reminded me of what atrocious tastes the daughters of Prince Andrew have when it comes to apparel and accessories. Who can ever forget their very strange attire at one of the royal weddings? Word has it they dress like that even when prancing around at home in their castle!
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