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Exclamation Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SATAN! - 06-23-2009, 12:44 AM

For her 6th birthday I gave my daughter, Alice, a plush Unicorn. I did it to remind her of the many Biblical teachings related to this rare creature:

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God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of the unicorn."--Numbers 23:22
"God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn."--Numbers 24:8
"His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth."--Deuteronomy 33:17
"Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?"--Job 39:9-12
"Save me from the lion's mouth; for thou hast heard me from the horns of unicorns."--Psalm 22:21
"He maketh them (the cedars of Lebanon) also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn."--Psalm 29:6
"But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of the unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil."--Psalm 92:10
"And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with their bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."--Isaiah 34:7
Recently I asked her how she liked her unicorn, and what she had learned from it. She said that she "rode" the unicorn often, and after a while she gets a "fuzzy feeling". Instantly I understood what was going on. My intended Biblical teaching aide had become an aide of an entirely different nature - a sex toy, teaching her all the techniques of whoredom!

After a very vigorous paddling session I burned the plush sex-toy in front of her, pausing only to brush the tears from her eyes so she could see the burning clearly.

I then sent her to bed without dinner and got to work researching the horrors of plush toys. It turns out there is even a form of plush "love doll" called "teddy babes"!



And then there are these:





Even when they are not inducing orgasms, some plush toys are terrible role models. Just look at these:



The Bible tells us that Satan will come to us in soft, cuddly ways. "Wolves in Sheeps clothing" is the exact quote. Indeed, many plush toys are made of actual wool!

PARENTS! BEWARE WOLVES IN (Soft, cuddly) SHEEPS CLOTHING!


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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 06-23-2009, 05:48 AM

Here's another disgusting entry:
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“The Kyoto Ectoplasm Girl” by Hine Mizushima, appearing in the “Kokeshi: From Folk Art to Art Toy” show taking place July 11th through October 4th at Japanese American National Museum in Los Angeles.
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 06-23-2009, 06:16 AM

i must be completely stupid i think....because i don't understand any of what i've just read in this thread......please can someone explain?..thankyou..
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 06-23-2009, 06:35 AM

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i must be completely stupid i think....because i don't understand any of what i've just read in this thread......please can someone explain?..thankyou..
What don't you understand about it?
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What don't you understand about it?
well how can a teddy bear,be a sex toy from the devil?...i don't understand..
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eww That's one of the sickest things i've ever seen in my life I don't even want to know what's going on there either Brother Nobar
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 06-23-2009, 06:17 PM

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eww That's one of the sickest things i've ever seen in my life I don't even want to know what's going on there either Brother Nobar
She is spitting out the soul form of a feline. You know, reading things really helps you understand what they are about.
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 06-23-2009, 06:22 PM

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Recently I asked her how she liked her unicorn, and what she had learned from it. She said that she "rode" the unicorn often, and after a while she gets a "fuzzy feeling". Instantly I understood what was going on. My intended Biblical teaching aide had become an aide of an entirely different nature - a sex toy, teaching her all the techniques of whoredom!

After a very vigorous paddling session I burned the plush sex-toy in front of her, pausing only to brush the tears from her eyes so she could see the burning clearly.

I then sent her to bed without dinner and got to work researching the horrors of plush toys.
Did you bother explaining why she was beaten and forced to be malnourished? It is hard to learn a lesson when all you receive is punishment without the knowledge of why. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if she just though you were being a mean person to her, giving her a toy for her birthday and then taking it from her and burning it in front of her days later. Not to mention the "vigorous padlling" and being sent to bed without eating.

Parent of the year here people.
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 07-27-2009, 05:17 AM

You know what? You people are sick in the head. You hit your own children for things they dont understand. And ferthermore you make fun of anothers culture. In this case the japanease for that picture of the feline ghost. Please tell me, did god tell you in your sleep that "All men are created equal." does not apply to anyone anymore? And also im 15. If i was hit as a kid i would grow to hate my parents and probably run away. Some even go inot prostitution to get by, by themselfs. I might even be able to tell the children hotline what you people are doing and have you tired in court. Get with the times. You cant abuse kids like you used ot anymore just because it was not allowed in your time. Must i tell you what you and your wives/husbands did to make your children or what your parents did to make you? You people make me sick. PLEASE enlighten me and tell me that god WANTS you to inflict pain on your children. Hmmm have you even ever tried, oooooh i don't know, TALKING to your children and tell them not to do somthing if its bad? Do you people imedatly whip out a belt or a paddle or a ruler and hit your child when they do even the slightes thing wrong? Because from my prospective you all are equal to drunks beating their wives. Please tell me how thats diffrent and if you were a kid or when you were a kid would you or did you like to be beat? Do you really think so low of humans to not learn anything unless they were beat? well let me tell you, i am christain and i was never beat even once. I turned out fine. My parents just calmly sa me down and talked to me insted of beating me. most kids that are beat fear the person beating them for the rest of their lives. Do you really want your children fearing you? Stop the chain and just sit down wit hyour kids and talk to them. and if you must know im an honor student and get the highest grades in my class. One of my best subjects is Phycology and yes that is a class in my school. PLEASE enlighten me on how go would want to see a man beating their childern. in my opinion, if i was god i would send you straight to hell. all who agree with what you people do.
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 07-27-2009, 05:25 AM

Alpha, you see that "Enter" key on your keyboard? It's a pretty big one, you can't miss it. Use that to make paragraphs. I couldn't understand what you were trying to say in the Wall of Text but I did notice you made some errors...

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Please tell me, did god tell you in your sleep that "All men are created equal." does not apply to anyone anymore?
Since when is that in the Bible??? Seems to me you mixed up the U.S. Constitution with the Bible!

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well let me tell you, i am christain and i was never beat even once. I turned out fine.
Well if you define "fine" as chronic misspelling, rebellious nature, inability to type, poor use of logic, weak debating skills, being annoying, being unoriginal, being boring, and going straight to Hell....

then yea, I guess you're "fine".



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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 07-29-2009, 04:01 AM

What the HELL is wrong with you? You beat your child for something she didn't even do. The only crime against God that took place in your house is you beating your child for no reason and coming up with some whack job self justification.
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Unhappy Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 11-29-2009, 02:21 AM

In the good book many things are up to interpretation, as are our decisions in parenting.

However...
I don't recall the bible endorsing abusing your kid.

i merely wish to know your rational for such treatment to a child
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 01-03-2011, 10:19 PM

Do not judge so that you will not be judged” Matthew 7:1

That is the first thing i want to discuss. You people are doing exactly what it says in the bible not to do. It states in Romans 3:23 that all men fall short of the glory of God. Who are you to wrongly judge someone else when in the eyes of God you are no better than them. You hide behind bible verses that you misinterpret to suit your own wishes.
John 8:7 states, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." It seems to me that you are ignoring this very important verse. Can you honestly say that you are without sin? the only one whom is without sin is God. Since Romans 3:23 states that all men fall short of the glory of God, then i would suppose that you are not without sin.
How dare you attempt to give yourself rights that are not given unto you by God the father. Until you learn humility, and learn that the bible is not there to be twisted until it suits your own desires, you will forever be a hypocritical man.
So preacher man, how does it feel to know that there's someone whom you can't use the bible to argue with?
p.s. i'm an ordained reverend, and i can't stand to see such blasphemous use of the Lord. I hope you have learned something, and if not, i would be glad to teach you a little bit about the book you so abuse. good day.
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Do not judge so that you will not be judged” Matthew 7:1
I have no problems with being judged. And God demands me to judge others!

Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

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That is the first thing i want to discuss. You people are doing exactly what it says in the bible not to do. It states in Romans 3:23 that all men fall short of the glory of God. Who are you to wrongly judge someone else when in the eyes of God you are no better than them. You hide behind bible verses that you misinterpret to suit your own wishes.
John 8:7 states, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." It seems to me that you are ignoring this very important verse. Can you honestly say that you are without sin?
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1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

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"Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

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How dare you attempt to give yourself rights that are not given unto you by God the father. Until you learn humility, and learn that the bible is not there to be twisted until it suits your own desires, you will forever be a hypocritical man.
It is you who is twisting the Holy Bible by leaving out the parts you disagree with. God does not allow that!

Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."

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p.s. i'm an ordained reverend, and i can't stand to see such blasphemous use of the Lord. I hope you have learned something, and if not, i would be glad to teach you a little bit about the book you so abuse. good day.
Before you start teaching people about the Bible you could consider actually reading one. Have fun burning in Hell with the other false prophets.

Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shalldeceive the very elect."


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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 02-03-2011, 09:39 PM

You burned her toy in front of her and then sent her to bed without feeding her and she is only 6?

Sad.

Stuffed animals are tools of satan, LOL

btw I am trying to keep an open mind here and understand the logic in punishing your child so severally and dramatizing her all because she is naturally becoming aware of her body as all kids do, but I see no logic in doing that to a 6 year old, and actually its considered abuse to starve your children as a form of punishment.
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You know what? You people are sick in the head. You hit your own children for things they dont understand. And ferthermore you make fun of anothers culture. In this case the japanease for that picture of the feline ghost. Please tell me, did god tell you in your sleep that "All men are created equal." does not apply to anyone anymore? And also im 15. If i was hit as a kid i would grow to hate my parents and probably run away. Some even go inot prostitution to get by, by themselfs. I might even be able to tell the children hotline what you people are doing and have you tired in court. Get with the times. You cant abuse kids like you used ot anymore just because it was not allowed in your time. Must i tell you what you and your wives/husbands did to make your children or what your parents did to make you? You people make me sick. PLEASE enlighten me and tell me that god WANTS you to inflict pain on your children. Hmmm have you even ever tried, oooooh i don't know, TALKING to your children and tell them not to do somthing if its bad? Do you people imedatly whip out a belt or a paddle or a ruler and hit your child when they do even the slightes thing wrong? Because from my prospective you all are equal to drunks beating their wives. Please tell me how thats diffrent and if you were a kid or when you were a kid would you or did you like to be beat? Do you really think so low of humans to not learn anything unless they were beat? well let me tell you, i am christain and i was never beat even once. I turned out fine. My parents just calmly sa me down and talked to me insted of beating me. most kids that are beat fear the person beating them for the rest of their lives. Do you really want your children fearing you? Stop the chain and just sit down wit hyour kids and talk to them. and if you must know im an honor student and get the highest grades in my class. One of my best subjects is Phycology and yes that is a class in my school. PLEASE enlighten me on how go would want to see a man beating their childern. in my opinion, if i was god i would send you straight to hell. all who agree with what you people do.
YES! i was just about to post how insane this whole thing is i was actually curious about the subject so i googled it i came across these lunatics and i had to say something to protest.It seems you beat me to the punch lol.
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 08-13-2009, 05:20 PM

I've been reading many post here in the past few months, but this one angered me and I had to sign up for an account.

After reading Jeb's situation and how he resolved it, I found I became angry. In no way am I telling another parent how to raise their children, but this borders the line of child cruelty in my eyes.

Fisrt off I'm sure she had no idea what she was feeling was sexuall in nature, rather a new feeling that she couldn't associate with good or bad. Instead of educating your daughter you chose to punish her with no explination, beat her then burn a gift that was given to her out of love.

This will definitally send her mixed messages, have you at least sat down with her and explained why she was punished so servearlly? Maybee it's time to educate her about her body (only what she needs to know, no need to get to deep into it.)

I am in no means judging you Jeb (the good lord will do that) but I must call your parenting into question, it actually frightens me.
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Default Re: Teddy bears, stuffed animals, plush toys....SEX TOYS FROM SAT - 08-24-2009, 08:09 PM

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I've been reading many post here in the past few months, but this one angered me and I had to sign up for an account.

After reading Jeb's situation and how he resolved it, I found I became angry. In no way am I telling another parent how to raise their children, but this borders the line of child cruelty in my eyes.

Fisrt off I'm sure she had no idea what she was feeling was sexuall in nature, rather a new feeling that she couldn't associate with good or bad. Instead of educating your daughter you chose to punish her with no explination, beat her then burn a gift that was given to her out of love.

This will definitally send her mixed messages, have you at least sat down with her and explained why she was punished so servearlly? Maybee it's time to educate her about her body (only what she needs to know, no need to get to deep into it.)

I am in no means judging you Jeb (the good lord will do that) but I must call your parenting into question, it actually frightens me.


Finally, someone with some sense, Amen

These people are monsters, and might God have mercy on them ( just like they have for their sons and daughters ) for ashaming us all Christians.
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Finally, someone with some sense, Amen

These people are monsters, and might God have mercy on them ( just like they have for their sons and daughters ) for ashaming us all Christians.
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