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Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-24-2020, 03:51 AM
I've been pressing Pastor Zeke for a final answer and heard back from him today. It's good news. Landover Baptist will hold Easter Services as it has done since forever.
I'm thinking the Mayor's office needs to make some traffic control plans. With all the other churches closed people will be happy to hear of Pastor Zeke's decision. They will want to attend even though they are not members.
Visitors will be taken aback by Pastor's laser focus on sin. It will do them good to hear that Pastor knows about their sin and has a powerful warning on what awaits them.
I don't know about you, but I so am looking forward to Easter.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-24-2020, 04:14 AM
Mr. Hold,
I, too, can't wait. I have been looking forward to this very much! If the unsaved trash don't make it into Church, they are missing out big time!
In Christ,
Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-24-2020, 06:12 AM
Thank you for your diligence in looking out for us Mr. Mayor. Any preacher who ignores Easter Service is telling his flock that Jesus will remain dead for another year.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-24-2020, 06:54 AM
I won't name name, but I'm personally offended at all the other events out there that won't keep your commitments. When you make a gathering, in my book, you stick to it.
Church gatherings, and even other activities that I'd never attend are being canceled worldwide. Concerts, conventions, amusement parks, sporting events, weddings, parties. In my book, when you make an event you stick to it. Who wants to arrange a hotel, book a flight just to find out their event has been canceled? If people want to get infected, that's their choice. The free market should be the decider here, not big government.
It's the tough times like these where you see which organizations have integrity and are willing to stand by their commitments and which ones do not. I never have to worry about a cancellation when it comes to Landover Baptist!
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-25-2020, 02:58 AM
I agree with you, Prayer Warrior. I was supposed to take my private plane (I never fly via a commercial flight) to an event to do mission work only to find out that they cancelled the event because of COVID-19. Pretty disheartening if you ask me!
In Christ,
Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-25-2020, 03:44 AM
According to President Trump, the entire country will be back to normal the Monday following Easter Sunday. That coronavirus will be completely defeated.
Landover Baptist will be perhaps the only church in the United States to hold services at that moment in history, praising God for saving Jesus and praising President Trump for saving the United States.
I'm thinking network TV will broadcast the entire service.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-25-2020, 05:12 PM
Mr. Hold,
I've heard that too. It saddens me how political pundits and sinners don't take our Godly President more seriously than they do.
On a much happier note, Thank God for Landover! I am truly thankful this Church has, in the past, and always will stand up to adversity!
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According to President Trump, the entire country will be back to normal the Monday following Easter Sunday. That coronavirus will be completely defeated.
Landover Baptist will be perhaps the only church in the United States to hold services at that moment in history, praising God for saving Jesus and praising President Trump for saving the United States.
I'm thinking network TV will broadcast the entire service.
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-28-2020, 03:39 PM
Does this mean I will have an opportunity finally to attend a service at Landover Baptist Church? For whatever reason, the churches in my area have taken to sinful places like “Facebook”, “youtube”, and “freecams” (hope I’m pronouncing that correctly). How would my Pa and I be able to inquire about attending Easter Services in Freehold?
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-28-2020, 04:16 PM
Hello Maxine,
I would just check with the Pastors just to be safe. Hope this helps. Have a blessed day! I wouldn't worry about all those nasty sites are doing if I were you. They aren't worth your time.
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Does this mean I will have an opportunity finally to attend a service at Landover Baptist Church? For whatever reason, the churches in my area have taken to sinful places like “Facebook”, “youtube”, and “freecams” (hope I’m pronouncing that correctly). How would my Pa and I be able to inquire about attending Easter Services in Freehold?
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-29-2020, 12:11 AM
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Does this mean I will have an opportunity finally to attend a service at Landover Baptist Church?
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No. Pastor Zeke does not tolerate cripples because Jesus Almighty Himself hates them. That includes intellectual cripples.
I hope you have a lovely Easter wherever you are, dear.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-31-2020, 12:20 AM
We will absolutely be holding Easter Service. We will be holding Service EVERY Sunday and I will preside over it LIVE every time. We will be holding one hour services 24/7 of reruns of my greatest sermons of all time.
As in the past there are times when I cannot physically be present but my image on the JesMegaTron is the real deal. Attend, you will see me looking right at YOU! Fail to be there and I will know. God will know. Then in a weeks time, the attendance sheets will be published in God's Favorite Newpaper®, the Landover Truth and Light™.
In these troubling times of non-belief in the Power of Prayer, you people, my humble flock, need to double down on your Tithes. I know you are suffering, but that is nothing compared to the suffering Jesus went through for YOUR sin! So do not joo Jesus. Skip having Hamburger Helper for a few days.
For those that having been doubting His Perfect Majesty, there will be pop-up outreach posts set up where you can provide Gifts For God and I will make a prayer just for you. Cough the devil out, give Satan the shakes. Nip the sweats in the bud. Give like it is the last dollar you will ever have. Bitcoins also accepted.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-31-2020, 01:49 AM
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We will absolutely be holding Easter Service. We will be holding Service EVERY Sunday and I will preside over it LIVE every time. We will be holding one hour services 24/7 of reruns of my greatest sermons of all time.
As in the past there are times when I cannot physically be present but my image on the JesMegaTron is the real deal. Attend, you will see me looking right at YOU! Fail to be there and I will know. God will know. Then in a weeks time, the attendance sheets will be published in God's Favorite Newpaper®, the Landover Truth and Light™.
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Beloved Pastor Zeke: I would love to be there, but according to my calculations, Easter this year will fall exactly during "this" time of the month, which means I shouldn't be there, for the sake of others, of course. We just cannot risk anyone becoming unclean just because I selfishly decided to attend church. I mean I can avoid sitting or touching anything, but what if someone accidentally touches me? We wouldn't want to risk that.
Leviticus 15:19-21
19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
I will send triple, no: quadruple amount of my regular tithes. Also, do you still have anything left from the dozen jars of edible gold I sent you for Christmas? If you are out of it, I'll send you another dozen. Or should I round it up to two dozens?
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
03-31-2020, 09:50 PM
That sounds absolutely wonderful!I know I'm still considered "unSaved trash" but I do pray that someday I will be able to witness such a Glorious event!
Unfortunately, every church in my here don't seem to have the same backbone and have cancelled services.
I will spend that entire day reading the Bible and praying.
Ephesians 6:23 Peace be to the brethren, and love with faith, from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.
24 Grace be with all them that love our Lord Jesus Christ in sincerity. Amen.
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
04-01-2020, 12:39 AM
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That sounds absolutely wonderful!I know I'm still considered "unSaved trash" but I do pray that someday I will be able to witness such a Glorious event!
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Anyone coming to Freehold and Landover Baptist Church on Easter Sunday can rejoice. Freehold is coronavirus free. A map to prove it:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
04-02-2020, 12:21 AM
I've never known a single Silver Tither® or above ever to be ill or need any special prayers to 'cure them' of some mysterious problem. It is always the Bronze® or below level Church members that appear to have problems.
There is a good reason these low level members have a designated parking area across the from the Church on Deuteronomy Boulevard. They are over there, watching on the screen while True Christians™ park in the lot next to the Church and ride in air conditioned buses to the entrance (Platinum Tithers® of course, have valet parking in the secured climate controlled garage, complete with complimentary fill ups and wash N waxes during services).
All Gods way of ensuring purity for the ascension into Heaven come the rapture (6/2020!!!)
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
04-02-2020, 02:51 AM
There is a theory going around that Jesus may come back this Easter to gather His people around Him and then fight the final battle while the enemy is sick with the Plague. I can't make up my mind about that one way or another, but I have to admit it makes a lot of sense. I can't imagine missing Easter at Landover and then hearing that Jesus showed up and preached with Pastor Zeke. I'd never forgive myself. I'll be in Freehold on Easter morning for sure.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
04-04-2020, 03:45 AM
Can you believe it? Pastor Zeke's nemesis, Rev. Creflo Dollar, who thinks he can match Pastor Zeke in fund raising and size of airplane, is not holding church services. He is trying to raise money by preaching on line. Good luck with that Dollar man.
Pastor Zeke remains on track with crowd numbers and fund raising. Old Dollar-man has to eat his dust.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
04-04-2020, 05:06 AM
Well if he is doing the preaching on line he doesn't need that fancy jet anymore. At least Zeke will bringing The Word in person. Even more reason to get a hurry up for Zeke's jet. One good thing about the virus is that jet prices are rock bottom at the moment.
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58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
04-05-2020, 07:28 PM
I just wanted to say, it was great seeing all of you this morning. Those of you not in attendance had better have a good reason, like being on vacation or dining with God.
Some of the more observant members may of noticed the 1" thick plexi-glass 'Sanctity of Jesus' surrounding my pulpit. It is not to protect me from some magical invisible non-existent bug. It is because we have a new A/C system in the Chrystal Cathedral and frankly, I have felt a chill from it. So as to not make those sitting in the sun uncomfortable, I have decided to encase myself in a fully climate controlled space. I enter it upon leaving my sealed home and will remain in it during all excursions. It is all about giving.
In the mean time, I am having a life like replica made by a company in the Pacific Rim that specializes in creating life like people. They specialize in females but were able to make a mold of me in exquisite detail. Many have said they cannot tell me from the copies. Several of my duplicates will be in various locations in Landover along with 'Traveling Tithing' boxes. As a test, not all of these like like replicas will be unreal, I very well could be there in person and so remember, I am WATCHING!
Finally, keep coming to Church. Give to Jesus. Show the 'Chinky Flu' who is the boss.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
04-11-2020, 03:29 PM
I just want to let you all know that despite rumors of me being "infected" and under orders to be "quarantined" I will be attending tomorrow's services.
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show....php?p=1267023
Sorry liberals, you couldn't keep Jesus quarantined on Easter and can't keep me either!
Can't wait to see all of you there!
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