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flag God righteously smites Muzzie HQ - 09-12-2015, 03:20 PM





The Mooslims are reeling at God's wrath on 9/11 as He smote back at them for their cowardly attack on the WTC. As they were doubtless having a party celebrating American dead patriots in the terrorist outrage of 2001, God saw His chance and took it, striking a crane with lightning and hurling it down among them, killing over a hundred of them. Their silly moon god didn't see that one coming, did he? No! Because he doesn't exist and never has, unlike the God of Jesus and all True Christians™ who protects His flock from disaster while smiting the godless heathens.

Mooslims are already trying to play silly mind games with each other that this is their moon god taking people up to their Jannah thing they say they have instead of heaven, but True Christians™ will be rejoicing in the fact that these heathens have been sent to burn forever in Hell with their so-called prophet.

I think we can all join in prayers of thanks to God for once again showing us that His will shall be done and that disasters always strike the unrighteous sooner or later in His name.




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Default Re: God righteously smites Muzzie HQ - 09-12-2015, 03:28 PM

Praise Jesus! Glory to God! Hallelujah!


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Default Re: God righteously smites Muzzie HQ - 09-12-2015, 04:33 PM

You can see Him giving a thimbs-up (or an up-yours, which is what it means over there) in the lower left corner of the picture.


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Default Re: God righteously smites Muzzie HQ - 09-12-2015, 05:25 PM

That's pretty funny. I keep thinking of that crane crashing through the ceiling like a T-rex.



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Default Re: God righteously smites Muzzie HQ - 09-12-2015, 06:46 PM

I am going to do some research to try to support my finding that the rate of crane crashes/deaths has fallen in the U.S.A.

I hope that the crane that fell is one that was bought used from us. With cranes, it's best to buy new and sell them when they are still good. Let the second buyer deal with any accidents.


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Default Re: God righteously smites Muzzie HQ - 09-13-2015, 04:08 AM

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I am going to do some research to try to support my finding that the rate of crane crashes/deaths has fallen in the U.S.A.

I hope that the crane that fell is one that was bought used from us. With cranes, it's best to buy new and sell them when they are still good. Let the second buyer deal with any accidents.
Unfortunately, it looks like a Liebherr mobile crawler crane, which is made in Germany. That said, it very well could have been used in the USA first, and then later sold to Saudi Arabia. The specific crane involved in the incident is operated by the Saudi Binladin Group, who are heading the expansion of the Grand Crap Mosque and also responsible for a large amount of major building contracts in Saudi Arabia. Saudi Binladen Group is the second largest construction company in the world and was founded by billionaire Mohammed Bin Laden (father of Osama Bin Laden). Therefore, isn't it fitting that Jesus chose Sept 11th to do this glorious act? I think it is a wonderful thing! Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: God righteously smites Muzzie HQ - 09-13-2015, 11:24 AM



Glory! Way to go allah, or as the moosies like to say - "…allah willing" or in this case not so willing.

September 11 is remembered by mooslimbs as another date that their Satanic moon god was also not so willing.

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Why the suicide killers chose September 11
Christopher Hitchens
Wednesday 3 October 2001 11.31 EDT

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It was on September 11 1683 that the conquering armies of Islam were met, held, and thrown back at the gates of Vienna.

Now this, of course, is not a date that has only obscure or sectarian significance. It can rightly, if tritely, be called a hinge-event in human history. The Ottoman empire never recovered from the defeat; from then on it was more likely that Christian or western powers would dominate the Muslim world than the other way around. In our culture, the episode is often forgotten or downplayed, except by Catholic propagandists like Hilaire Belloc and GK Chesterton. But in the Islamic world, and especially among the extremists, it is remembered as a humiliation in itself and a prelude to later ones. (The forces of the Islamic Jihad in Gaza once published a statement saying that they could not be satisfied until all of Spanish Andalusia had been restored to the faithful as well.)
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http://www.theguardian.com/world/200...ptember11.usa2


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