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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-02-2009, 02:48 AM

lol
anyways , I let you guys to have your opinions about life
I have mines , you have yours
but I hate the fact that you think YOURS is better .
I would I like to know ONE reason not RELATED to the bible to tell me WHY womens should not be treated equally?

once again , NOT RELATED TO THE BIBLE.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-02-2009, 02:53 AM

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-06-2009, 04:32 PM




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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-06-2009, 04:38 PM

God killed a lot more than that, dummy.


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-06-2009, 08:28 PM

God has killed billions . . . everyone who has ever lived, has been killed or will be killed by God, either directly or indirectly.

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-06-2009, 08:33 PM

Except for ten people according to the chart. Who were the ten people that Satan killed?

Apparently it was the seven sons and three daughters of Job. Satan deceived Job's 'friends' into believing God was do it, just as he still does today. This makes the guilty appear innocent.


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-06-2009, 10:05 PM

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anyways , I let you guys to have your opinions about life
I have mines , you have yours
but I hate the fact that you think YOURS is better .
I would I like to know ONE reason not RELATED to the bible to tell me WHY womens should not be treated equally?

once again , NOT RELATED TO THE BIBLE.
Why would Christians be interested in coming up with reasons other than God's Word? What better reason could there be?

You really are retarded, aren't you?


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-07-2009, 12:51 AM

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anyways , I let you guys to have your opinions about life
I have mines , you have yours
but I hate the fact that you think YOURS is better .
I would I like to know ONE reason not RELATED to the bible to tell me WHY womens should not be treated equally?

once again , NOT RELATED TO THE BIBLE.
You really are retarded. You are visiting www.landoverbaptist.net not www.churchofsatan.com or http://www.feministe.us/blog/ . The only reasons we need are from The Bible.


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-07-2009, 03:59 AM

Dustin, your wife is certainly in need of a good beating. I recommend you slap or club her around the legs. This way she may wear long dresses and people who may wish to interfere will not see any bruising.

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-13-2009, 02:34 AM

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I shower all the time, and I'm fine.
Yup. Me too. I also enjoy pleasuring myself. No men can tell me what to do, thats for sure. I'll pray for your wife, YOU WIFE BEATER. Hahah wow, i thought this was for christians, not evil wife beating power crazy creepy men! So sad. So sad.
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-13-2009, 02:48 AM

You obviously don't have a real man to tell you what to do.


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-13-2009, 10:38 PM

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Yup. Me too. I also enjoy pleasuring myself. No men can tell me what to do, thats for sure. I'll pray for your wife, YOU WIFE BEATER. Hahah wow, i thought this was for christians, not evil wife beating power crazy creepy men! So sad. So sad.
Then why are you visiting this site?

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Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-13-2009, 11:39 PM

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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-14-2009, 12:18 AM

Omg you ignorant piffle god did not intend for men to be superior over women guys that think they are better then women are just stupid self centered and need to get laid everyone is equal and has the right to please them selves in any way possible. I don't see how you can be so freaking stupid as to think this. This sounds like a church is trying to control people into doing what they want. Let me tell you something people have rights and can do what ever they want excluding breaking the law. I swear if I was your wife Id divorce your ass.
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Omg you ignorant piffle god did not intend for men to be superior over women
Not only did God intend that we should be superior over women, He also intended that we should use punctuation.


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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-14-2009, 01:00 AM

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Omg you ignorant piffle god did not intend for men to be superior over women
If you spent some time reading The Bible, you would see that God did intend for men to be superior over women. To state otherwise, is simply ignoring the facts.

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Exclamation Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-28-2009, 01:26 AM

Ugh you guys are SICK. You have no right to beat on a woman. And i hope she leaves you! Also i hope your wife gets contact with the law. Because of domestic abuse. You can get in alot of trouble. That is absoutely sick why couldnt you just say "Well,i really don't appreciate you masturbating" NOT HITTING HER! I hope you end up in jail. I should so turn you in. Better yet ima find a way to get in contact with your wife. Knock some sense into her and tell her,she is not worth getting hit. And i really dont think GOD would like you hitting her either! Especially since shes preggy. You dumb@$$. And btw i am a christian. And all goth's do not worship satan. Uhm..If god was aganist shower's he wouldnt make rain. Also your lucky your wife isnt screwing around! It's okay to masturbate. God will take care of people. You do not beat a woman. I am turning your chruch in. You guys are sick, and i hope you go to hell for beating on your wife
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Default Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-28-2009, 01:33 AM

I was never in them but you soon will be.
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Wink Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - 04-30-2009, 02:03 AM

maybe it's your fault, she obvioulsy she needs some form of pleasure
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