[Marshall]

I read that Hillary killed a motorcycle policeman today. I heard he was murdered as he was riding along with her motorcade and that she jumped out of the limo and beat him to death with her bare hands and claws for having a Bush/Cheney sticker on his bike.

Has anyone else got any information?

[Nobar King]

I heard differently, that he killed himself under her motorcade rather than vote along with his union party (for Clinton).

[Bobby-Joe]

I heard she ordered her limousine to deliberately run the poor policeman down and then sat in her vehicle gloating as they carried his body away.

When will America wake up to how blood thirsty Hillary really is?

[VictoryOS]

The way I heard it, Hitlery's limo ran the motorcycle off the road and into a concrete pillar. Isn't that the same way the Clintons killed Princess Diana?

[Wash O'Hanley]

You're all wrong, I happened to be at the scene this morning covering the Democratic rallies in Dallas. As the motorcade made its way down the road Mrs. Clinton ordered her chauffeur to open the sunroof on her limo, at which point she, foaming profusely at the mouth, pulled a sniper rifle from within the limo and began taking shots at the police officers while shouting such lines as "Capitalists are no more capable of self-sacrifice than a man is capable of lifting himself up by his own bootstraps" and "Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Freedom for slave owners." She tragically hit one police officer, at which point he collapsed and crashed into a nearby curb. The Clinton camp. was quick to tell all the major media outlets that the man, a professional motorcycle driver for the Dallas Police Force, had simply crashed into a curb (as unlikely as that is).

At least when Vice President Cheney shoots at politicians/officers he doesn't kill them.

[Nobar King]

I can't believe they still use Elm and Houston streets, and that they still go by the grassy knoll. You think that someone would have learned a lesson.