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Default GOD's FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions about GOD). - 09-09-2011, 03:40 PM

A challenge God presents to us in teaching the truth to atheists is that all atheists are retarded anal sex loving hippie idiots. We tell them to read the Bible each and every day and they keep refusing to do that and instead they are wasting time on gay porn and The Smurfs. I recently learned that something atheists respond to is a "FAQ". This is a list of "frequently asked questions". Atheists have made dozens of those on subjects from ways to have "fun" while having sex with death animals to ways to abort unborn children without having to stop watching television.

So I decided to make a FAQ about GOD that even the most stupid atheist on the planet should be able to comprehend.

(1) Did God really create everything and everyone?
Yes!

Genesis 1:1-31


(2) Is God really eternal, infinite, omnipresent and omnipotent?
Yes!

Deuteronomy 33:27; Jeremiah 10:10; Psalm 90:2, 1 Kings 8:22-27; Jeremiah 23:24; Psalm 102:25-27; Revelation 22:13, Psalm 139:7-12, Genesis 18:14; Luke 18:27; Revelation 19:6, Psalm 139:2-6; Isaiah 40:13-14


(3) Will everyone who doesn't believe in Jesus, no matter how good they are, really burn in Hell?

Yes!

Mark 16:16
, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6

(4) Is God always right?

Yes!

Psalm 31:5; John 14:6; John 17:3; Titus 1:1-2, Deuteronomy 32:4; Psalm 11:7; Psalm 119:137, Proverbs 3:19; Romans 16:26-27; 1 Timothy 1:17, Psalm 102:25-27; Hebrews 1:10-12; 13:8


(5) Does God have a sense of humor?
Yes!

1st Kings 18:27, Exodus 14:11, Proverbs 26:16, Proverbs 18:21, Judges 10:14, Genesis 4:9, 2nd Corinthians 11:19, 1st Timothy 4:7, 1st Corinthians 4:8, 1st Kings 20:11, Romans 8:8, John 19:3, Zechariah 11:12-13, Ezekiel 2:6, Isaiah 47:12-13, Job 38:5, Job 12:2, 1st Kings 22:15-16, Judges 14:18, 2nd Peter 3:9, Romans 1:1-32, Acts 15:10, John 2:18-22, Amos 4:4, Ezekiel 34:4, 2nd Kings 14:9, 2nd Samuel 6:21, Judges 9:7-19, Joshua 17:15, Numbers 11:20, 2nd Peter 3:10, Galatians 6:12-13, Acts 26:28, Matthew 27:29, Matthew 23:34, Matthew 23:16-17, Matthew 23:1-2, Matthew 16:12, Ezekiel 34:1-6, Ezekiel 18:20, Isaiah 64:6, Isaiah 1:1-31, Ecclesiastes 9:10, Proverbs 22:6, Job 26:7, Job 11:12, Nehemiah 4:3, Nehemiah 4:2, 2nd Chronicles 25:19, 2nd Chronicles 25:18, 2nd Kings 18:24, 2nd Kings 18:23, 2nd Kings 14:10, 2nd Kings 1:1-18, 1st Samuel 17:28, 1st Samuel 11:10, 2nd Chronicles 6:30, 2nd Samuel 5:2, 2nd Samuel 1:1-27, Ruth 1:1-22, Genesis 1:1-31

(6) Can God make a stone He cannot lift, a square circle and prove that 1+1=3?
Yes!
Luke 18:27, Genesis 18:14; Revelation 19:6

(7) Does God want my wife to shut up and obey me and does He want me to beat my children?
Yes!
Ephesians 5:22, Genesis 3:16, Matthew 18:25, Ephesians 5:28-29, 1st Corinthians 7:4, 1st Corinthians 7:2, Ephesians 5:22-24, Romans 13:1, Proverbs 13:24, Proverbs 23:13-14

(8) Does God forbid me to be gay, to masturbate and to be horny?
Yes!
Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27, Genesis 38:9-10, Matthew 5:28, 1st Corinthians 6:18-19, 1st Corinthians 7:2

(9) Does God hate the sin, the sinner and Obama?
Yes!

Proverbs 6:16-19, Deuteronomy 12:31, Matthew 12:30, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42, Isaiah 45:7, Mark 16:16, Revelation 21:8, John 15:6, John 14:6, Numbers 15:33-36, 2 Kings 23-24, Exodus 24:1-35, Numbers 16:5-49, 1 Samuel 5:6, 1 Samuel 4:10-11, Genesis 18:1-21, Genesis 19:14-24

(10) Does God love (sin free believers only of course)?
Yes!
John 3:16


5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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