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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 02:07 PM

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The scripture is FALSE. How could I back up my TRUTH with lies that are false? I'm so sorry you believe as the wicked Jew commands you to. You are truly a weak person and a failure in Christ's eyes.
You claim to believe in Christ and to know what he wants you to do. You also claim above that the Bible is all lies. Then riddle me this, Batman... How do you know what Christ said or did without relying on the scriptures since the scriptures are the only verified documentation of Christ's ministry? How do you even know that Christ ever EXISTED without relying on the Scriptures, which you claim are evil and false?


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Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
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God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 02:08 PM

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most of you aren't even true Christians....
Define "True Christian."


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Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 04:59 PM

Lol, wow..

Well, Mr. Levi, you dumb prick. Yes I have read the Bible. From Genesis to Revelations... Also, contacting the law in my county? I am friends with them, I don't hang out with them.. There is a difference. Plus you don't even know where I live, retard. Also, it isn't YOUR "lot" to tell me what to do, especially since you have such a twisted view on the Word of God.

While I do agree that some people who wear slutty clothes and do slutty things are just ASKING to be raped..... still, nobody deserves it.

About the "We love you" part... Just shut the F*** up. And quit putting a damn trademark every time you say "True Christian"... you cant trademark the word Christian dumb asses.

The Word of God... I know God wrote it, duh. You've all taken it too far by misreading it and twisting the views and the verses until you want to believe the "message".

And you turn the other cheek? WTF. So you don't turn the other cheek when say... some "enemies of the church" or those "evil religions" or "Evil countries" do/say something? Once again, HYPOCRITE.

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[...] Plus you don't even know where I live, retard. [...]
Jesus came to me in a dream and mentioned a State beginning with 'F' and a town beginning with 'P': who can interpret this dream?





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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 05:06 PM

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Jesus came to me in a dream and mentioned a State beginning with 'F' and a town beginning with 'P': who can interpret this dream?
lol, county please?
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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 05:20 PM

Who is to say when Jesus will next appear unto me? "2Pe:3:10: But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night;" I assume that Jesus operates like this all the time, but it not for me to question.

But wait... "Speeding fines"??? What does this mean? You are known already to the police?





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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 05:20 PM

plus you can easily find that out by my I.P. Address or my location on my profile..

Im not an idiot..

Internet = universe of information
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Im not an idiot..
You could have fooled me.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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[...]Im not an idiot..
Do you have Scripture for that? After all, it was you who, a few posts ago was making claims against a True Christian™...





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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 05:25 PM

LOL, Ezekiel you are an idiot.
"2Pe:3:10: But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night;"
That's referring to when He comes back for us.... Once again, you twist the view of another verse to make yourself seem right.

And Cranky Old Man... shut the piffle up. Your name is idiotic and your picture is even more crazy.

Plus, Im a good driver and have never received any type of fine/ticket/etc. from any part of our law enforcement. I do not speed, whatsoever. Your dark lord can tell you nothing of my life.
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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 05:51 PM

Shut your blasphemous lyrics boy. We all know where you are going. You rather mock Jesus and have molten iron pumped into your rectum in HELL?


KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.
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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 05:57 PM

Quit relaying to me your filthy, underage sex fantasies.
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Quit relaying to me your filthy, underage sex fantasies.
Being sodomized by Satan is a sex fantasy for you? You're in bigger trouble then I already thought. Get clothed immediately you filthy bastard and start reading the Holy Bible! Then if you finally get it you will need a very long prayer to our LORD to ask for forgiveness for all your sins.


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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 06:06 PM

11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Psalms 11:6 Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.


11:7 For the righteous LORD loveth righteousness; his countenance doth behold the upright.




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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 06:29 PM

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While I do agree that some people who wear slutty clothes and do slutty things are just ASKING to be raped
OK we have some common ground. girls who wear slutty clothes are just askign to be raped. Spoken liek a True Christian™.


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We haven't. We have trademarked Ture Chirstian™. You know that you can trademark more than just one word right? Even if one of the words can't be trademarked by itself, right?

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The Word of God... I know God wrote it, duh. You've all taken it too far by misreading it and twisting the views and the verses until you want to believe the "message".
Please explain how we have "twisted" the relevant scripture:

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Deut. 22:

28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.



NO ONE HAS YET TO EXPLAIN HOW WE ARE TWISTING THE PLAIN TEXT OF THIS PASSAGE!


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Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
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Angry Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 07:32 PM

WHAT THE piffle IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE... YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK... HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU EVEN CONSIDER THIS... SHE WAS RAPED... i dont understand how people like you can exsist... if you all truly believe in the bible you should all burn in hell you sick piffles, that shit that is talked about in that scripture is outdated, and shouldnt be followed... it should never have been followed i hope you are ashamed of yourselves... this is exactly what has made me lost my faith in religion... i am not going to be a christian... or follow any religion as long as you people exsist... Burn in hell
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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 07:38 PM

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You just described your future.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 07:52 PM

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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 07:54 PM

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WHAT THE piffle IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE... YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK... HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU EVEN CONSIDER THIS... SHE WAS RAPED...
It explicitely states it in the 1611KJV Bible. We are True Christians, so we follow the 1611KJV Bible.

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i dont understand how people like you can exsist... if you all truly believe in the Bible you should all burn in Hell you sick piffles,
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. (Mark 16:16)

We believe in the Bible. That means that we will NOT go to Hell. Can't you read?

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that [SATANIC WORD DELETED] that is talked about in that scripture is outdated, and shouldnt be followed... it should never have been followed i hope you are ashamed of yourselves...
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: (2 Timothy 3:16)

That should be proof enough that the scripture IS true, and is the word of God. It doesn't matter how old it is. God still exists, and if we sinned now by not following His word, we would be damned to Hell. That does not change.

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this is exactly what has made me lost my faith in religion... i am not going to be a Christian... or follow any religion as long as you people exsist...
Have fun burning in Hell

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Default Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist? - 01-16-2010, 07:58 PM

Um, a serious question. I am trying to follow the will of God, and I read this thread and had to ask: Would being a true Christian and interpreting the Bible to the fullest ridiculous extent prevent me from losing the game?
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