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Default A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-07-2008, 11:29 PM

Face it folks our economy, political struture and national infrastructure are in the pits,and with Obama a sure thing to win this November the future looks pretty dark.(pun intended) Obviously the collection of White House whiz kids and corporate clowns weve had in office this past couple decades have no idea how to run a global economy.Decreasing oil supplies and spiraling prices should have tipped you off by now. I would like to suggest we look elsewhere for leadership. And I would like to draw your attention to the Afgani Warlords and the Colombian Cartels. Seriously,after a 40 year war on drugs and a world in idealogical turmoil the supply has never been greater and the prices never cheaper. These guys really know how to run a global enterprize on a grass roots level. They have more money then they can ever spend so major tax cuts across the board would be a gimmie thereby giving us more money to invest in thier product. And if we cant find one with the proper citizenship requirments to run Im sure Ollie North would front thier ticket. Wuddaya think kids?
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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-07-2008, 11:47 PM

I think you should stop huffing glue and start apologizing to Jesus.


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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-08-2008, 12:45 AM

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I think you should stop huffing glue and start apologizing to Jesus.
What part of PERMANENT QUARANTINE dont YOU understand? Im never gettin out and I've kinda grown to like like it here. Im not apologizing to anyone,I've forgiven myself for any wrongs I've done and its worked for everyone but the I.R.S. You would be a much happier person if you would just get over the fact that the Village People turned you down for being to stereotypical and get on with whatever that is you call a life. Still swappin undies with Bobbi Jo?
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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-08-2008, 02:05 PM

Aparently your not taking this seriously. Look at the bottom line,do you see thier airlines begging for bailouts? No,they can walk away from a jumbo jet full of coke and never miss it. Happens all the time here in Mexico. Is thier military under funded? No,they make monkeys out of our guys everyday,they must have stelth technology we havent dreamed of to bring in a few hundred semi trucks a day right under the(aparently stuffy) noses of our customs and border patrol. Durg Lords are famous for building hospitals and schools, not bombing them like we do. And thier not the least bit wishy washey about capital punishment. And there are precidents for all this, F.D.R.s family was involved with opium smuggling,J.F.K.s family fortune was founded in bootlegging and the Bush family knows a thing or two about money laundering. So this idea is really not such a reach. Think about it.
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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-08-2008, 10:59 PM

This is an example of the sort of out-of-the-box free-market thinking I like. The return on investment for this idea is very high, and while I still think drugs should be illegal, I have nothing against pharmaceuticals. We should have them merger with the existing pharmaceutical industry, and let them bankroll a few candidates. Probably a pie-in-the-sky idea right now, with the nanny statistis running everything.


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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-09-2008, 12:37 AM

Mr. Thurmond,

Just a small observation, maybe I am offbase by asking, but, Doesn't Jesus take a dim view on pharmaceuticals? I mean people would be less reliant on Jesus and giving credit where it doesn't belong, to the secular doctors? I realize it doesn't have much to do with the subject at hand, but, it's something I have wondered.

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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-09-2008, 02:11 PM

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Mr. Thurmond,

Just a small observation, maybe I am offbase by asking, but, Doesn't Jesus take a dim view on pharmaceuticals?
Jesus, as you recall, could heal people just by touching them, and even raise the dead. With a touch he could heal people of any affliction (except for some reason, Crucifixion).

Not all of us can do this, so a few pills become necessary.

Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.


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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-09-2008, 02:28 PM

Mr. Thurmond,

Being that it's put that way, Thanks to Jesus for you explanation.

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Jesus, as you recall, could heal people just by touching them, and even raise the dead. With a touch he could heal people of any affliction (except for some reason, Crucifixion).

Not all of us can do this, so a few pills become necessary.

1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
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We should have them merger with the existing pharmaceutical industry.
And then what? wait 10 years for FDA testing and approvel? Just to find out if chiva,nose candy and reefer really work?(DUH) And before ya know it a 20 bucker gonna be 120 bucker on the spot market. I just knew you guys would F%#K this up. Let the Pros handle it,the infrastructure is in place and WORKIN! Dont fix what aint broke.
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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-19-2008, 06:51 PM

Well, we DO know that the cartels are pretty good at internecine murder, corruption, and semi-random mayhem. I'm not sure this would be a big improvement on government as practiced by Godly George Bush and President-To-Be John McSame, though.

After all, killing a few judges and cops, shooting up some backwoods towns, and chopping the dongles off a dozen or so of your competitors doesn't really compare to the great and magnificent Crusade for Christian Freedom in Iraq, does it?

Now, modern western civilization is founded on one thing. One paramount consideration. And that is love of Jesus the Christ! (And oil.) And who is it who has the love of Jesus (and oil) in his heart most fulsomely: a Colombian cholo or Dick Cheney?

DICK "God's Shotgun" CHENEY does everything a Mexican drug lord could do, and does it better.

Sure the middle class in America is feeling the pinch. But, speaking as a Christian man, I have to lay the blame on those who have forgotten how to pray.

Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them. Mark 11:2

It is their own fault: if they can't get their teeth filled or buy soup for their kids or pay the rent, they had best learn to pray! If God does not love them enough to answer their prayers, then GOD DOES NOT LOVE THEM.

And they can just go to Hell.

Anyway. Just a few thoughts. Nice to make your acquaintance, Bozo.

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Well, we DO know that the cartels are pretty good at internecine murder, corruption, and semi-random mayhem. I'm not sure this would be a big improvement on government as practiced by Godly George Bush and President-To-Be John McSame, though.

After all, killing a few judges and cops, shooting up some backwoods towns, and chopping the dongles off a dozen or so of your competitors doesn't really compare to the great and magnificent Crusade(yada yada yada) Freedom in Iraq, does it?

Now, modern western civilization is founded on one thing. One paramount consideration. And that is (yada yada yada) (And oil.) And who is it who has the (yada yada yada) (and oil) in his heart most fulsomely: a Colombian cholo or Dick Cheney?

DICK "God's Shotgun" CHENEY does everything a Mexican drug lord could do, and does it better.

Sure the middle class in America is feeling the pinch. But, speaking as a (yada yada yada ad nauseam) And they can just go to Hell.

Anyway. Just a few thoughts. Nice to make your acquaintance, Bozo.

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Nice to make your acquaintance also. You seem to get the fundamental gist of what I'm tryin to get across here but you must understand the feds just cant be involved. They've had to many chances allready and have never ceased to fail. Consider the "Home Land Security" boondoggle. With billions in the budget and the largest bureaucracy in history and they aint done Jack (no offence intended) But just try to infiltrate any crack infested public houseing project and see what happens. Hopeing to discuss this matter further with you. Best regards, Bozo
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Nice to make your acquaintance also. You seem to get the fundamental gist of what I'm tryin to get across here but you must understand the feds just cant be involved. They've had to many chances allready and have never ceased to fail. Consider the "Home Land Security" boondoggle. With billions in the budget and the largest bureaucracy in history and they aint done Jack (no offence intended) But just try to infiltrate any crack infested public houseing project and see what happens. Hopeing to discuss this matter further with you. Best regards, Bozo
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Nothing George Bush has done is a "boondoggle". I feel much safer here and haven't seen a single Al-queerda guy since we stomped Saddam's sissy army into the sands of Falluja.

Why don't you find a nice JOO-controlled media forum to discuss your views, since you're going to hell anyway?


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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-19-2008, 08:01 PM

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Jesus hates you when you hate on America.

Nothing George Bush has done is a "boondoggle". I feel much safer here and haven't seen a single Al-queerda guy since we stomped Saddam's sissy army into the sands of Falluja.

Why don't you find a nice JOO-controlled media forum to discuss your views, since you're going to hell anyway?
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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-19-2008, 08:27 PM

Yeah, go ahead -- trot out the well-worn litany of failures. No WMD in Iraq, no nuclear program in Iraq, no hugs and kisses from Iraqis, no postwar rush to embrace Christ in Iraq, no "pay for the war" oil from Iraq.

It's almost like you think the American government has done nothing right.

It's one thing to run a crack house in East LA, and another thing entirely to bankrupt the US treasury. If you think some Godforsaken drug lord is up to that latter task, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN! Look. You don't learn how to score the biggest federal deficits in US history just by scoring some coke in Midland, Texas. It takes decades for someone like our Godly President, starting from just such a humble beginning, to reach the mad skilz he has today.

Some would have you think that the economic news is all bad. Well, oil companies are a sterling example of a booming economy: Exxon-Mobil is making money faster than the US Mint. And we are well on the way to opening up every environmental set-aside in the US to oil drilling! That's a fantastic success. This is a big win, brother!

And talk about social-program success! We have put more people in prison -- per capita -- than Robert Mugabe! Schools are more segregated now than they were in the 1970s! You just can't beat it!

Now look at America's record of action on crucial issues. We are the only developed nation on Earth -- the ONLY ONE -- which has kept itself free of the sticky satanic tentacles of universal health care. Our great government has forestalled every effort to curb CO2 emissions. We have beaten the call to impose fuel efficiency on our automakers. Our Congress has spent decades taking no action at all to free the USA from dependence on foreign oil. If that is not a Freedom Agenda -- free from action -- then what, I ask you sir, IS?

I do not believe that a drug lord could equal this record. I simply do not believe it. I do not think a drooling mong with hydrocephaly, spina bifida, hammertoes, and a bad case of death could equal our Godly American government for pure, concentrated, nearly SUPERHUMAN inaction.

I am sorry. I love America so much that criticism of her great and God-wrought government just gets under my prose and makes it all purple. (I may wax wroth, but I never wax my legs.)

The prophet Jeremiah said,

A sword is upon the liars; and they shall dote: a sword is upon her mighty men; and they shall be dismayed. Jeremiah 50:36

INDEED! A sword shall fall upon the LIARS! And the mighty shall be DISMAYED! Come quickly, Jesus!

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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-19-2008, 08:46 PM

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Yeah, go ahead -- trot out the well-worn litany of failures. No WMD in Iraq, no nuclear program in Iraq, no hugs and kisses from Iraqis, no postwar rush to embrace Christ in Iraq, no "pay for the war" oil from Iraq.

It's almost like you think the American government has done nothing right.

It's one thing to run a crack house in East LA, and another thing entirely to bankrupt the US treasury. If you think some Godforsaken drug lord is up to that latter task, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN! Look. You don't learn how to score the biggest federal deficits in US history just by scoring some coke in Midland, Texas. It takes decades for someone like our Godly President, starting from just such a humble beginning, to reach the mad skilz he has today.

Some would have you think that the economic news is all bad. Well, oil companies are a sterling example of a booming economy: Exxon-Mobil is making money faster than the US Mint. And we are well on the way to opening up every environmental set-aside in the US to oil drilling! That's a fantastic success. This is a big win, brother!

And talk about social-program success! We have put more people in prison -- per capita -- than Robert Mugabe! Schools are more segregated now than they were in the 1970s! You just can't beat it!

Now look at America's record of action on crucial issues. We are the only developed nation on Earth -- the ONLY ONE -- which has kept itself free of the sticky satanic tentacles of universal health care. Our great government has forestalled every effort to curb CO2 emissions. We have beaten the call to impose fuel efficiency on our automakers. Our Congress has spent decades taking no action at all to free the USA from dependence on foreign oil. If that is not a Freedom Agenda -- free from action -- then what, I ask you sir, IS?

I do not believe that a drug lord could equal this record. I simply do not believe it. I do not think a drooling mong with hydrocephaly, spina bifida, hammertoes, and a bad case of death could equal our Godly American government for pure, concentrated, nearly SUPERHUMAN inaction.

I am sorry. I love America so much that criticism of her great and God-wrought government just gets under my prose and makes it all purple. (I may wax wroth, but I never wax my legs.)

The prophet Jeremiah said,

A sword is upon the liars; and they shall dote: a sword is upon her mighty men; and they shall be dismayed. Jeremiah 50:36

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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-19-2008, 10:51 PM

I hope you are not misreading my sentiments. Golly-gosh, I idolize George Bush and the Godly Republican party. (But NOT in the sense of religious idolatry!) I would never dream of criticizing them in any way.

My "sh*t", as you term it, comes STRAIGHT from JESUS! It is inspiration -- in-breathing-of-the-spirit. The holy spirit! Shout GLOWRY! At least I assume that is what you are talking about.

But it helps to throw a little English on it -- and that can be learned. You show some promise at the game. The main thing is, never drop a long one without revising the sonofabitch. Always re-read before you hit the "Submit [to Jesus]" button. And revise it, did I mention that?

Once you start posting, here or elsewhere, you are no longer a mere dreamer, a mere stockbroker or weed removal technician or doorknob spittler. You are a de facto writer. As Al Gore said of the Internets, Nous sommes tous les auteurs maintenant. Since we are all the authors now, it behooves us to pay attention to the craft of writing.

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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-19-2008, 11:22 PM

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I hope you are not misreading my sentiments. Golly-gosh, I idolize George Bush and the Godly Republican party. (But NOT in the sense of religious idolatry!) I would never dream of criticizing them in any way.

My "sh*t", as you term it, comes STRAIGHT from JESUS! It is inspiration -- in-breathing-of-the-spirit. The holy spirit! Shout GLOWRY! At least I assume that is what you are talking about.

But it helps to throw a little English on it -- and that can be learned. You show some promise at the game. The main thing is, never drop a long one without revising the sonofabitch. Always re-read before you hit the "Submit [to Jesus]" button. And revise it, did I mention that?

Once you start posting, here or elsewhere, you are no longer a mere dreamer, a mere stockbroker or weed removal technician or doorknob spittler. You are a de facto writer. As Al Gore said of the Internets, Nous sommes tous les auteurs maintenant. Since we are all the authors now, it behooves us to pay attention to the craft of writing.

Write the things which thou hast seen, and the things which are, and the things which shall be hereafter. Revelation 1:19

Amen. Write the things. Which are, and are seen, and which shall be. Those things. Write them.

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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-20-2008, 12:24 AM

Obama Bin Laden is an uppity liberal elitist porch monkey. Good thing you pointed out this dirty jiggaboo was a drug dealer throughout college. This dirty towelhead will never make it to the WHITE House, America will riot, and rightly so.
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Obama Bin Laden is an uppity liberal elitist porch monkey. Good thing you pointed out this dirty jiggaboo was a drug dealer throughout college. This dirty towelhead will never make it to the WHITE House, America will riot, and rightly so.
Apathetic America has taken it up the culo or swallowed everything the corporate masters of this country have cared to stuff in it. And as long as they got a good job flippin burghers, a new pair of Nike's, and a used Toyota pickup thier gonna keep on takin it. "START THE RIOT NOW WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME" You moroon.
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Default Re: A Change We Can REALLY Believe In ! - 07-20-2008, 01:36 AM

Bozo, I see that you meant "sh*t" in the most unimaginative sense imaginable. Don't you know that doper syntax is as boring as watching dog turds dry on a hot Monday in August?

Incidentally, only Germans have "a good job flippin burghers", and even then such flipping is rarely done as the usual burgher weighs in excess of 100 kilos (or Euros or whatever metrical measures they use across the pond). A burgher often calls the polizei when someone tries to flip him, especially if he is at a bus stop, bordello, or burger stand.

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