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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
01-13-2011, 12:34 AM
first off: no one but jesus can say what jesus likes.
second: Onan didn't masturbate NOR DID HE BREAK HIS WORD TO GOD. Onan had sex with his wife....which was his dead brother's (Er's) wife, which by their law after your brother dies and leaves no children behind the next brother was supposed to marry his dead brother,s widow and "raise up seed for his brother" . The child was not considered the heir of the living brother but the heir of the dead brother. Onan did not want this to happen because he knew the child would be considered to be his dead brother's heir and not his...so when he had sex with Tamar...when he was about to ejaculate he pulled out of her and let let his semen spill on the ground....and "what he did displeased God and therefore God killed him".
next: Think about eating for a second. We have to eat or we'd die, so eating is a good thing. But if all you ever think about is food, you eat 12 times a day, and you let yourself get to weighing 800 pounds, then it's the sin of gluttony.
But... if instead you think about food all day and how important it is to be thin, you obsess about everything you eat, and starve yourself until you're a skeleton that's also a sin, the sin of vanity.
The "right" thing to do is eat when you are hungry, eat enough to keep healthy and then go on with your day. Eating too much or not enough is when it's a sin.
Now we have to assume God knew what He was doing when He made us, right? To act as a reminder that we're supposed to someday fall in love, get married and have children, we have urges from time to time. God knows about those urges, He put them there. But you're not going to go out and get married and have kids NOW are you?
So masturbating is a way to turn off that urge for a while when it pops up, so that the urge doesn't stay there, reminding you constantly "Hey, go make a baby!" all day and making you crazy. It's almost like hitting the snooze button on an alarm clock.
To NOT ever masturbate is to let yourself think about sex all the time because the urge is there and you won't get rid of it, so that's getting to the sin of lust. But if all you ever think about is masturbating, you do it so often you never leave the room, then it's the sin of sloth, being lazy and just having fun.
So anyways, the way I was taught, it's not a sin to do it, just don't do it all the time just for the heck of it. Just when your body sends you an urge to think about sex and having kids, and then just to get rid of the urge for a while.
finaly: is that even legal???
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
01-13-2011, 12:46 AM
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
01-13-2011, 01:12 AM
As an Officer of the Law, I wholeheartedly encourage parents to get their sons fitted for chastity belts and genital cuffs as soon as they are old enough to start the vile practice of masturbation.
If more parents enforced this kind of no-nonsense approach to sexuality, we'd have a lot fewer angry, out-of-control teenagers to deal with, and that would make my job easier.
I don't think there's anything wrong with starting them on chastity gear earlier if the parents feel that is what is best. The advantage is you can get him used to wearing this stuff before he really understands what it's for, and by the time he is a teenager, it will just be like normal underwear to him.
It's kind of like guns. You introduce them to guns when they're 13 and they're like scared little sissies, but you start them when they're 3 and they're sharpshooters when they are teenagers.
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This is just stupid. It's not like kids go hitting each other in the crotch for sport or something, so the only way that could happen is if he's trying to rape somebody, and he couldn't rape somebody if he was wearing a chastity belt because he couldn't get anything done anyway, so it's not something to worry about.
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finaly: is that even legal???
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I don't know where you're from, but in America parents are allowed to raise their children however they see fit. If that means homeschooling them for 18 years and making their privates safe from their lurking hands, so be it.
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
01-13-2011, 04:18 PM
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first off: no one but jesus can say what jesus likes.
second: Onan didn't masturbate NOR DID HE BREAK HIS WORD TO GOD. Onan had sex with his wife....which was his dead brother's (Er's) wife, which by their law after your brother dies and leaves no children behind the next brother was supposed to marry his dead brother,s widow and "raise up seed for his brother" . The child was not considered the heir of the living brother but the heir of the dead brother. Onan did not want this to happen because he knew the child would be considered to be his dead brother's heir and not his...so when he had sex with Tamar...when he was about to ejaculate he pulled out of her and let let his semen spill on the ground....and "what he did displeased God and therefore God killed him".
next: Think about eating for a second. We have to eat or we'd die, so eating is a good thing. But if all you ever think about is food, you eat 12 times a day, and you let yourself get to weighing 800 pounds, then it's the sin of gluttony.
But... if instead you think about food all day and how important it is to be thin, you obsess about everything you eat, and starve yourself until you're a skeleton that's also a sin, the sin of vanity.
The "right" thing to do is eat when you are hungry, eat enough to keep healthy and then go on with your day. Eating too much or not enough is when it's a sin.
Now we have to assume God knew what He was doing when He made us, right? To act as a reminder that we're supposed to someday fall in love, get married and have children, we have urges from time to time. God knows about those urges, He put them there. But you're not going to go out and get married and have kids NOW are you?
So masturbating is a way to turn off that urge for a while when it pops up, so that the urge doesn't stay there, reminding you constantly "Hey, go make a baby!" all day and making you crazy. It's almost like hitting the snooze button on an alarm clock.
To NOT ever masturbate is to let yourself think about sex all the time because the urge is there and you won't get rid of it, so that's getting to the sin of lust. But if all you ever think about is masturbating, you do it so often you never leave the room, then it's the sin of sloth, being lazy and just having fun.
So anyways, the way I was taught, it's not a sin to do it, just don't do it all the time just for the heck of it. Just when your body sends you an urge to think about sex and having kids, and then just to get rid of the urge for a while.
finaly: is that even legal???
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Whether something like this is legal in San Francisco or other cities of sin and iniquity is irrelevant. What is relevant is that such a device prevents the wearer from violating GOD's law
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version)
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.
It would stop any chance to fornicate. I assume some kind of modification to protect the backside of the wearer would prevent the effeminate part.
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
01-14-2011, 03:27 AM
Sorry if my last post was confusing. Mastrubating in NOT a good thing. what i ment to say is that it can be used as a release for bulding hormons, it should only be used when hormons biuld up so much that you lust uncontrolable. It is like a lesser of the two evils. it in upon itself is not so bad, but it is adicting and leads to porn and other sexualy ilmoralitys. That is why it is consedered a "sin".
Sorry about my last post, it was confusing and left the wrong impression
in God, mark dehoff
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
01-14-2011, 05:27 PM
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Sorry if my last post was confusing. Mastrubating in NOT a good thing. what i ment to say is that it can be used as a release for bulding hormons, it should only be used when hormons biuld up so much that you lust uncontrolable. It is like a lesser of the two evils. it in upon itself is not so bad, but it is adicting and leads to porn and other sexualy ilmoralitys. That is why it is consedered a "sin".
Sorry about my last post, it was confusing and left the wrong impression
in God, mark dehoff
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No, masturbation is an evil, disgusting act that only psychologically-damaged PERVERTS engage in! If it were up to me, masturbation would be illegal!
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Is masturbation a sin??
Is Masturbation A Sin
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
01-14-2011, 07:03 PM
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Thank you, I will follow His word.
But I still don't know the reason why Jesus doesn't like it.
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When you masturbate, you ejaculated your sexual fluids anywhere hence you're basically ejaculated on Jesus' face. Because Jesus is everywhere.
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
01-14-2011, 09:13 PM
I sure wish they had those contraptions when my kids were young. Back when my two boys were still young and reaching that age of temptation, I had to be a bit more inventive.
After some intensive prayer one night, the LORD gave to me a recipe for a special salve to place on the child's hands before bed:
1 Jar of Vaseline
1 Bottle of Tabasco sauce
2-3 drops of red food coloring
1-2 leaves poison ivy, or 2-10 drops of poison ivy oils (depending on desired strength)
Scoop the Vaseline into a more manageable container. Mix the other ingredients until well combined. Rub this into the child's hands before bed. Better yet, you could place it on their hands before bathing, since the Vaseline does not come off easily in the wash, thus preventing them from partaking in the devil's act while cleansing oneself. Be sure to wear gloves while applying to your child, since you're not the one needing instruction!
The special salve will keep them from masturbating because of the simulated hellfire that occurs if their special parts are touched. I placed this on my children's hands until marriage, and they are both very strong, successful children of the LORD. They also have very calloused, tough hands, perfect for toiling in the LORD'S beautiful cotton fields. Such beautiful hands...
I hope this helps someone out there. God bless!
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
01-15-2011, 12:21 AM
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When you masturbate, you ejaculated your sexual fluids anywhere hence you're basically ejaculated on Jesus' face. Because Jesus is everywhere.
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If that is true than we cant pee or poop, becouse if what ou say is true than jesus is every where even in the tolet.
to fix mastrubation (which is bad) why give a stern talking to for your kids, then trust them. If they DO do it then, well i think we have alredy coverd that.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
01-15-2011, 01:02 AM
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If that is true than we cant pee or poop, becouse if what ou say is true than jesus is every where even in the tolet.
to fix mastrubation (which is bad) why give a stern talking to for your kids, then trust them. If they DO do it then, well i think we have alredy coverd that.
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No, elimination of waste is a daily requirement and as God designed. We eat and drink food, and God guides the digestion and disposal process. There is nothing sinful in this.
The prostate and testicles have an entirely different purpose, as I am sure you are aware.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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05-27-2012, 10:08 PM
Hi All. I was wondering if anyone can give any advice on my situation. I have a 16 year old stepson who masturbates almost daily, usually at night when everyone else is in bed. I have tried taking it up with his mother, but she has told me that if I want it put to a stop, I must do so myself, on the condition that it is nothing permanently attached to her son, or permanently affecting him. I can't stand the fact that he does that in my house. What can I do?
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
05-27-2012, 10:25 PM
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Hi All. I was wondering if anyone can give any advice on my situation. I have a 16 year old stepson who masturbates almost daily, usually at night when everyone else is in bed. I have tried taking it up with his mother, but she has told me that if I want it put to a stop, I must do so myself, on the condition that it is nothing permanently attached to her son, or permanently affecting him. I can't stand the fact that he does that in my house. What can I do?
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
11-20-2012, 05:02 PM
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When you masturbate, you ejaculated your sexual fluids anywhere hence you're basically ejaculated on Jesus' face. Because Jesus is everywhere.
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
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I would add a liberal amount of Tabasco as well.
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
05-23-2014, 09:04 AM
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Brothers and Sisters, as all True Christian™ parents here likely realize, when your children grow up, they will eventually discover the temptations of the flesh, and, if you spot this too late, even start touching themselves to explore the possibilities.
Of course, this kind of behaviour is very repulsive and offensive to the Lord Jesus Christ, who, being omnipresent, has to watch every sigh and every groan, and being omniscient, is at the same time completely aware of whatever filth is on the mind of the person committing this sin. It is for good reason that Paul wrote:
1 Corinthians 6:15-20:
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
So, all kinds of measures have been taken by True Christian™ parents against this evil, with mixed results. Look here for example for various traditional suggestions to keep your son from sinning. So far, beating seems to work in most cases, while in extreme cases amputation of the sinful bodily parts is suggested by the Lord Jesus Himself:
Matthew 5:29-30:
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
However, an end has come to these troubling, embarrassing issues, thanks to a new technological innovation: The Houdini Locking Steel C*ck Chastity!
Using this ingenious device, True Christian™ parents can now make sure that their sons will not be tempted into despicable sin by desecrating the Temple of Jesus Christ, their own bodies (just return the keys to them after they are married). Praise Jesus!
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Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that
Chastity belt on your son.
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
05-23-2014, 10:06 AM
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Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that
Chastity belt on your son.
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I can't help but notice that you've failed to provide Scriptural support for your self-rape perversions.
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
05-28-2014, 06:30 PM
i recently had my 2 sons (12 and 13 years old) fitted with steel type chastity devices for use all the time after i caught the older one sinning. I'll remove them for cleaning. They wont be sinning anymore and we all agreed that it was for the best Expensive to buy but the boys are better off. Better than having to whip them for yet something else every day.
1 Timothy 5:8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
05-28-2014, 07:35 PM
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Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that Chastity belt on your son.
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What is it about self-abuse that makes its perpetrators so obsessed with fabrics which should only be worn by women?
Deuteronomy 22: 5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
05-29-2014, 12:15 AM
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Now I'm a quite a big fan of Christ my self but masturbation is fine in fact it makes you healthier and by the way you are probably satin himself if even think about putting that
Chastity belt on your son.
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That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
05-29-2014, 05:02 PM
Could you please tell me WHY masturbating is wrong?
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