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It's Time to Try Again -
06-22-2019, 06:04 PM
What? A young fine man like me is single? What?
But sadly, that has been my fate. They come, they die. They come, they leave me for an orthodox Joo. They come, they leave me for a sissy catholic. Why can't a Christ killer find a suitable mate? It's a puzzlement, no?
I'm wealthy. My looks are apparent and one might say God blessed me with a special sort of face, no? I know there is a young, unmarried, broad hipped, humble, pure sweetheart who is dynamite in the kitchen and other places. Someone who will recite the Bible when I want it and shut up when I want it. Someone to sew and do gardening and decorate the house for holidays.
So many of the ladies I've been interested in here have moved on since I was last here <sigh>. Others, while lovely, are too old. Others, while not too old, are not that lovely.
I wonder if there's an Etheldreda daughter of marrying age?
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
06-22-2019, 10:52 PM
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So many of the ladies I've been interested in here have moved on since I was last here <sigh>. Others, while lovely, are too old.
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Thank !!
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
07-14-2019, 05:20 PM
Mr. Weinstein, my eldest daughter (known on here as Esther might be available for courtship if her current suitor decides to break off his courtship in favor of a younger lady. She's 27 years old, but she is completely pure and is a wonderful cook and cleaner. I would be willing to overlook your Christ killing past if you promise to renounce those ways in your wedding vows, if marriage is the end result. Of course, this all depends on what her current suitor, Luke, decides to do.
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
07-14-2019, 05:35 PM
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Mr. Weinstein, my eldest daughter (known on here as Esther might be available for courtship if her current suitor decides to break off his courtship in favor of a younger lady. She's 27 years old, but she is completely pure and is a wonderful cook and cleaner. I would be willing to overlook your Christ killing past if you promise to renounce those ways in your wedding vows, if marriage is the end result. Of course, this all depends on what her current suitor, Luke, decides to do.
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Luke will leave. They all do. It can’t be the men’s fault every time. Have you had her inspected?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
07-14-2019, 05:39 PM
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Mr. Weinstein, my eldest daughter (known on here as Esther ...
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What does that mean? Is she posting under a false name and if so, what does she have to hide?
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
07-14-2019, 07:35 PM
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Luke will leave. They all do. It can’t be the men’s fault every time. Have you had her inspected?
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She is inspected for purity every month and she always passes with flying colors. If I could have married her off sooner, I would have, but sadly there aren't a lot of Godly, Bible-obeying men in Connecticut and the majority that are have never heard of Pastor Ezekiel. I wish the influx of Godly men had started sooner.
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What does that mean? Is she posting under a false name and if so, what does she have to hide?
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Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, I was simply pointing out who my daughter is on the forums. Esther most certainly is not posting under a false name and she has nothing to hide. Even if there was something that she wanted to hide, I wouldn't allow it because it would inevitably come to light, as God says in Luke 12:2 and Matthew 10:26.
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
07-14-2019, 07:57 PM
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Mrs. Lytton-Vasey, I was simply pointing out who my daughter is on the forums.
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Well, I suppose that might make sense if you hadn't chosen to add this: There is absolutely nothing "cool", as the sad, middle-aged, former trendsetters say, about being "known as" something you're not.
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
07-17-2019, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein
What? A young fine man like me is single? What?
But sadly, that has been my fate. They come, they die. They come, they leave me for an orthodox Joo. They come, they leave me for a sissy catholic. Why can't a Christ killer find a suitable mate? It's a puzzlement, no?
I'm wealthy. My looks are apparent and one might say God blessed me with a special sort of face, no? I know there is a young, unmarried, broad hipped, humble, pure sweetheart who is dynamite in the kitchen and other places. Someone who will recite the Bible when I want it and shut up when I want it. Someone to sew and do gardening and decorate the house for holidays.
So many of the ladies I've been interested in here have moved on since I was last here <sigh>. Others, while lovely, are too old. Others, while not too old, are not that lovely.
I wonder if there's an Etheldreda daughter of marrying age?
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I frankly can't tell the difference between an Ashkenazi and a Sephardic Jew, but there are some things that are disgusting about this goyim and yid stuff - like gefilte fish and chopped liver.
So you have repented of your Christ killing ways and accepted Jesus - that also means you need to stay away from those cured deli meats. Accepting Jesus also means you need to accept mayonnaise, white bread, marshmallows, yellow mustard, and sweet pickles. This is just a start, but you might find this goes a long way to improving your life as a Christian.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
10-16-2019, 12:40 AM
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They come, they die.
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Mr. Weinstein, I had been preparing to perhaps launch my own quest for a Christian woman when I noticed that odd comment. Are you a widower? If so, to whom were you once married who has since been judged by our Creator? I'm curious because I recently saw a grave of a women whose tiny headstone bore your surname while I was overseeing an exhumation up in Wisconsin. This place where I saw the grave is a place of the purest evil and it struck me at the time as an unlikely surname to see in such a place. Having never in my wildest dreams imagined such an unholy place, I was only too glad to depart there with my sanity still intact, but because I was so taken aback by seeing a surname such as yours in a place where they bury dead witches, I took a photo of it, never thinking I'd need it one day. So, Mr. Weinstein, have you seen this grave before?
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
10-16-2019, 02:08 PM
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Well, whoever was the stone mason for this grave stone, he surely did a poor job - that star of David is lacking one point!
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
10-16-2019, 08:01 PM
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Well, whoever was the stone mason for this grave stone, he surely did a poor job - that star of David is lacking one point!
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Oh, my! Isn't that the funniest thing, dear Sister Basilissa? Heavens, that star is very much like the one that I put at the top of my CHRISTmas tree! Perhaps someone should adorn the gravestone with a few twinkling lights and a poinsettia; you know, to make it presentable for the celebration of the birth of our . If those bound Joos are going to make a statement, then they might as well do it properly by repenting for murdering our beloved !
A blessed day to you, dear Sister,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
10-16-2019, 11:53 PM
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Well, whoever was the stone mason for this grave stone, he surely did a poor job - that star of David is lacking one point!
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I was told by one of the men operating the backhoe that the star with the circle on the grave marker is actually some sort of occult symbol called a pandagram and that this cemetery is, in fact, a place where they literally bury witches. They call the place 'Circle Sanctuary' and that symbol did appear on many of the odd grave stones. Gave me the creeps. The lady we dug up had that same symbol on her marker and on her box, which wasn't even a proper coffin, but more like something you'd use as a planter. There sure wasn't much left of her. The backhoe operator said they don't even embalm the witches they bury there and I believe it! The ME seemed quite shocked at her condition as the grave was less than four months old. That same symbol was on a chain that we guessed must have been around her neck when she had one before she was cast into hell. I'd never imagined that this was even possible in this day and age, but there the shriveled witch lay. The ME was able to obtain what we'd gotten the court order to retrieve and the backhoe operator made short work of replanting her. I couldn't get out of there fast enough, but I clutched my Bible and my sidearm and made a quick exit down the trail to the crude parking lot next to a huge barn. I tell you, it was like something out of a horror movie.
So, Mr. Weinstein, have you ever seen this grave or been to this gateway to hell known as Circle Sanctuary?
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
10-16-2019, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by C. S. Darrow, Esq.
a place of the purest evil and it struck me at the time as an unlikely surname to see in such a place.
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What's unlikely about a Jewish name in a Jewish cemetery?
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Re: It's Time to Try Again -
10-26-2019, 02:16 PM
We need to kick these joos out of our country. It's about time we built that wall.
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Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein
What? A young fine man like me is single? What?
But sadly, that has been my fate. They come, they die. They come, they leave me for an orthodox Joo. They come, they leave me for a sissy catholic. Why can't a Christ killer find a suitable mate? It's a puzzlement, no?
I'm wealthy. My looks are apparent and one might say God blessed me with a special sort of face, no? I know there is a young, unmarried, broad hipped, humble, pure sweetheart who is dynamite in the kitchen and other places. Someone who will recite the Bible when I want it and shut up when I want it. Someone to sew and do gardening and decorate the house for holidays.
So many of the ladies I've been interested in here have moved on since I was last here <sigh>. Others, while lovely, are too old. Others, while not too old, are not that lovely.
I wonder if there's an Etheldreda daughter of marrying age?
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