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Default hello - 02-16-2010, 05:48 PM

From what i read i need to post on the introduction board before i start in on the rest of the discussion boards. However from what i can tell i will not be allowed to after my introduction, which is fine, i understand and fully support your right to have a section of the internet where you are not opposed by outsiders. However as a Christian and even fellow baptist I am quite ashamed to be in the category with the people that seem to post on this site. I know I know you are going to tell me how I am not a true Christian and you would like to speak to my pastor now because he must not be a Christian either, or he is not teaching us properly. The fact of the matter is though that Jesus Christ has saved me and I have a wonderful relationship with him. Most of the people on this sight however blow my mind, some of the most hateful un-Christian things I have ever read in my entire life i read in these forums. I will continue to pray for all of you and for all of your souls most of you however need serious change in your heart. Lastly I know that you will all damn me to hell and tell me what a horrible person I am, and I am fine with all of this. I know the hate that i can expect to spew forth from your mouths when you comment on my introduction. I know that you will misconstrue bible verses and come up with some backwards logic to explain why i get to spend eternity with satan. I am fine with what you are going to say it does not affect my relationship with Jesus Christ at all. I am not sure if I will even comment back after this, it is not worth arguing over.

Ps. your quotes at the top "where the worthwhile worship, unsaved unwelcome" and "guaranteeing salvation since 1620" are two of the most ignorant things ever stated by a church. I am not even going to point out the irony in either of these statements.
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Default Re: hello - 02-16-2010, 06:02 PM

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However as a Christian and even fellow baptist I am quite ashamed...
You are not a Christian, sorry. You're an atheist who doesn't know he's an atheist yet.

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The fact of the matter is though that Jesus Christ has saved me and I have a wonderful relationship with Him.
Interesting that you capitalize "I", but not "Him". But really, why are you here trying to convince Christians if you're so sure? This is God's favorite forum and we receive and feel His blessings every day. Are you going to tell us we're justing imagining God's presence?

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un-Christian things I have ever read in my entire life
Have you also noticed that every single "un-Christian" statement has been supported by extensive Bible research? Perhaps if you actually read the Bible, you wouldn't be here persecuting Christians.

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I will continue to pray for all of you and for all of your souls most of you however need serious change in your heart.
I guess that prayer to a false god is more convenient to you than actually researching the Bible and providing Scriptural support.

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Lastly I know that you will all damn me to hell and tell me what a horrible person I am...
No, we will not damn you to Hell. God will do so. It's what we're trying to avoid by educating people like you who are open to God, but aren't into God intellectually.

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I know that you will misconstrue Bible verses...
Show us where we're wrong. Your entire introduction reads as a long list of variations of "I'm right, no really *I* am right!!!! BELIEVE ME!!!" -- it's not our fault that you fail at rational discourse. For a supposed Christian, you demonstrate surprisingly little Scriptural knowledge.

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and tell me what a horrible person I am
So basically, you have pointed out in 10 different ways how horrible we and God are, but if we scramble to defend God, then it's suddenly wrong?

You, child, are a hypocrite.


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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: hello - 02-16-2010, 06:05 PM

I am not here to debate scripture just say what i needed to say and then get off Have a wonderful day sir.
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Default Re: hello - 02-16-2010, 06:08 PM

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just say what i needed to say and then get off
So instead of defending your arguments, you run away. Okay, no problem.

I will just count this as yet another victory in rational debate against atheists


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: hello - 02-16-2010, 06:13 PM

yeah you won good job.

and I am impressed that it took me this long to find out this is god's favorite chuch.
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Default Re: hello - 02-16-2010, 06:17 PM

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yeah you won good job.
Then as a reward, perhaps you could stop pretending to be a Christian. All it does is portray Christians are irrational imbeciles who cannot support their positions.

Is that what you were trying to do?


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: hello - 02-16-2010, 06:33 PM

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I know that you will misconstrue bible verses and come up with some backwards logic to explain why i get to spend eternity with satan.
OK, Fingers, please illustrate where a member of Landover Baptist Church has "misconstrued" Bible verses or employed "backwards logic" to explain anything, let alone why you are hellbound. Surely a man with your convictions has a basis for those convictions.


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OK, Fingers, please illustrate where...
Congratulations Brother, you already won the argument!

All you have to do is ask a critical question... just don't expect anything intelligent back.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: hello - 02-16-2010, 06:41 PM

Hello, my dear atheist. I hope you will open your mind a little more when you read through the threads at this forum, you appear to be a tragically misleaded false Christian!

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From what i read i need to post on the introduction board before i start in on the rest of the discussion boards.
This is a point in your favor, many people fail to read this.

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However from what i can tell i will not be allowed to after my introduction, which is fine, i understand and fully support your right to have a section of the internet where you are not opposed by outsiders.
Well, there are a lot of unchristian idiots who never get banned from these forums, either because:
1. we have hope to lead them to salvation
2. they do not break any forum rules
3. they are hilariously stupid and provide a good laugh
4. they provide a good example to illustrate to Christian children what will go wrong if they do not read the Bible.

I think you might fit well into the third category!

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Most of the people on this sight however blow my mind, some of the most hateful un-Christian things I have ever read in my entire life i read in these forums.
Can you please give an example of a statement of a True Christian™ where he departed from Biblical teachings, without a Pastor correcting him?

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Lastly I know that you will all damn me to hell and tell me what a horrible person I am
I will do neither of those things. That is God's job, if you disagree take it up with Him. We will only warn you of the coming judgment, and you surely aren't going to make it into Heaven if you continue spreading false teachings like that.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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Default Re: hello - 02-16-2010, 06:41 PM

Hi Phil, Forgive me but I did attempt to read your intro but it was like one long run on sentence and you lost me. Let me ask you some basic questions and we can go from there, Ok?

Where do you live?

What Church Do you attend?

What Bible do you use? I hope it is the KJV1611 and you follow every single word of it.

Tell me how you came about to be Saved©?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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From what i read i need to post on the introduction board before i start in on the rest of the discussion boards. However from what i can tell i will not be allowed to after my introduction, which is fine, i understand and fully support your right to have a section of the internet where you are not opposed by outsiders. However as a Christian and even fellow baptist I am quite ashamed to be in the category with the people that seem to post on this site. I know I know you are going to tell me how I am not a true Christian and you would like to speak to my pastor now because he must not be a Christian either, or he is not teaching us properly. The fact of the matter is though that Jesus Christ has saved me and I have a wonderful relationship with him. Most of the people on this sight however blow my mind, some of the most hateful un-Christian things I have ever read in my entire life i read in these forums. I will continue to pray for all of you and for all of your souls most of you however need serious change in your heart. Lastly I know that you will all damn me to hell and tell me what a horrible person I am, and I am fine with all of this. I know the hate that i can expect to spew forth from your mouths when you comment on my introduction. I know that you will misconstrue bible verses and come up with some backwards logic to explain why i get to spend eternity with satan. I am fine with what you are going to say it does not affect my relationship with Jesus Christ at all. I am not sure if I will even comment back after this, it is not worth arguing over.

Ps. your quotes at the top "where the worthwhile worship, unsaved unwelcome" and "guaranteeing salvation since 1620" are two of the most ignorant things ever stated by a church. I am not even going to point out the irony in either of these statements.
Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and obsessive masturbation to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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