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Re: For the ladies: rules to follow for the men in your life: -
04-28-2013, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr
Oh you big sillies. Jesus doesn't want you to be in service to men. What nonsense! Only yesterday, when Shania and I were deciding from the catalogue of sperm donors, I chuckled to myself at the thought that women are finally doing what Jesus would have wanted us to do.
We are praising his name and praying and getting degrees in theology and fighting for the rights of bisexuals everywhere.
It's so thrilling to be a part of the wonder of Jesus as he moves into the 21st century, overthrowing centuries of male-dominated tradition. Jesus was the first true feminist.
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Your lesbianism is proof that you do not know God (Rom 1:26). Who's going to be the head of your pseudo-family? The Bible says man is the head of woman.
1 Cor 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
If two women marry, it will be a headless marriage. Chaos will ensue. Because you are both women, you must both submit to each other. Who will make the decisions?
Eph 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
If you both try to be the head, that won't work either. A marriage based on equality cannot last. How can you raise a child in such an unstable environment? Furthermore, as an office bearer in a (false) church, you are required to rule your own house. But a woman cannot rule a household. Only a man can, and while we're on the subject, only a man can hold office in the church.
1 Tim 3:2-5
1 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;
3 Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;
4 One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity;
5 (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)
Jesus does not need to move into the 21st century; the 21st century needs to move back to Jesus. It's a common misconception that society is so much more advanced and enlightened today, but this is simply not true. Nothing changes, and neither does Jesus.
Eccl 1:9-11
9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
10 Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us.
11 There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.
Heb 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.
There are no references in the Bible to Jesus supporting feminism or gay rights. And since there are no historical references to Jesus outside the Bible, I can only assume you made that up. You see, I don't rely on my imagination to tell me what Jesus would want if He were on earth today. I have His Word, the Bible. If I want to know what Jesus thinks, I read the Bible. And the Bible tells us God's Word will endure to all generations (Ps 12:6-7). God will never change His mind on homosexuality or feminism.
God is omniscient and omnipotent. He both knows what will happen the future and has already foreordained what will come to pass. If 21st century morality was the purest, highest form of morality, why would He not simply have imparted that morality Moses when He was giving the law?
Well, I hope your female brain doesn't explode while trying digest this material. I will finish by giving you some friendly advice. You should hand in your resignation from office, break up with your girlfriend, and actually start reading and following the Bible.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: For the ladies: rules to follow for the men in your life: -
04-28-2013, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Thinks Design
Oh that's wonderful news!
Being Christian is more than following every that God says: it's about love and happiness and togetherness.
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Re: For the ladies: rules to follow for the men in your life: -
07-02-2013, 03:21 AM
I have a problem my dear sisters; I am afraid my fiance is making not much sense.
He asked me not to shave my legs; and when I asked him why he replied that it was because "God did not give Eve a razer, so why would you need one?"
But I read online that Feminists do not shave their legs, and to me it's very unclean.
What would you do?
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Re: For the ladies: rules to follow for the men in your life: -
07-02-2013, 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by HaleyWestern
I have a problem my dear sisters; I am afraid my fiance is making not much sense.
He asked me not to shave my legs; and when I asked him why he replied that it was because "God did not give Eve a razer, so why would you need one?"
But I read online that Feminists do not shave their legs, and to me it's very unclean.
What would you do?
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The Holy Bible says you need to shut your yap and obey the orders of a Christian man.
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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: For the ladies: rules to follow for the men in your life: -
07-02-2013, 02:53 PM
Am I going to keep having to do everything for you?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: For the ladies: rules to follow for the men in your life: -
07-03-2013, 05:38 PM
A lesbian is your ex-girl friend that you didn't spank hard and often enough.
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Re: For the ladies: rules to follow for the men in your life: -
07-05-2013, 02:55 AM
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A lesbian is your ex-girl friend that you didn't spank hard and often enough.
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Sweetheart, and this post of yours relates to the main topic how, exactly?
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Re: For the ladies: rules to follow for the men in your life: -
10-12-2013, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Thinks Design
Oh that's wonderful news!
Being Christian is more than following every that God says: it's about love and happiness and togetherness.
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You have a pretty distorted idea of what Christianity is all about...
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Re: For the ladies: rules to follow for the men in your life: -
10-13-2013, 12:32 AM
I have meet an asexual girl before. She told me she doesn't want a boyfriend. And never will one. Nor having children. How sad! She should listen what God says!
Obey God or else you will go to hell!
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Re: For the ladies: rules to follow for the men in your life: -
11-02-2013, 09:04 PM
my husband was pleased and amazed for how wise your rules are. He said you're even too generous, as, in his opinion, wives do not have to ask for what they want nor they have to be angry with their husbands ever. My husband also said that women should never say to a man to do something or how they wanted it done.
He says women have to obey, not to talk back or complain, and to serve their hushand instead of expecting them to serve them. And yes, as Pastor Zeke said, my husband approves that wives call their husbands "sir"
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
MAN RULES:
PLEASE NOTE: THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
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