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Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
11-25-2014, 11:46 PM
There is a traitor in our ranks, who is currently recruiting on reddit. Any idea who this is? The key clue is that it's the spawn of a nurse, since most True Christian healthcare workers chose to Go Galt rather than participate in Obamacare Death Panels, the field has been greatly narrowed down. Anyway, here's the manifesto:
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Originally Posted by some traitor writing on reddit.com
I've been waiting for this thread my entire life.
I grew up involved with the Quiverfull movement, a type of Christian Fundamentalism that involves having a bunch of children, home education, extremely modest dress including headcoverings, the practise of "courting" and "bethrothals" (basically semi-arranged marriages taking place as soon as the girl was old enough to marry), and something called "Christian patriarchy", wherein the father is viewed as a sort of mini god.
I grew up attending a small Christian school run by the local Independent Fundamentalist Baptist church, where every student was Quiverfull. We were required to wear extremely modest clothing (ankle length skirts, hemlines that covered the base of our necks, etc. We had wardrobe checks multiple times each day.)
Each morning we pledged allegiance to the Christian Flag and to the Bible. It's been years, but I can still recite both pledges by heart. Then we recited the chapters of the Bible we were working on. Yes, I did say chapters. We memorized several books of the Bible (Jonah, all of Paul's epistles, most of Genesis, Daniel, a decent amount of Leviticus and I think the Gospel of Mark.)
Our schoolwork was primarily books published by Abeka, BJUPress and ACE. Our textbooks claimed that
- no transitional fossils had ever been found
- the Loch Ness Monster had been proven to be real and was a plesiosaur
- the Great Depression never happened but was just a myth made up by the socialists
- slavery was a win-win solution for all involved dinosaurs breathed fire
- the KKK were great dudes who got a bad rap
- the trail of tears was actually super great
- outer space wasn't real because if you blew on a pile of baby powder, a new planet wouldn't form (this was demonstrated)
- the Liberals don't believe in personal responsibility
- the world is about to be attacked by the floating Space Jerusalem
We never covered much actual math, science, etc. Learning the truth about the government's plan to kill Holocaust the Christians was seen as much more important.
For one year the girls also took Christian Charm. This was primarily about how God really, really cares about whether your chest is 10 inches largest than your waist or not. Girls were forbidden from standing with their feet parallel, "like a man's", instead having to keep our feet at ridiculous and painful angles. We couldn't walk without being careful to "glide gracefully" and avoid "swishing" our knees. We were forbidden to not smile, but our smiles were never big enough, or they were too big.
There wasn't much time for real schoolwork anyway, since we were all so busy being punished for having an ungodly facial expression, and forced to spend the rest of the school day standing on our tiptoes on one foot in the corner.
In fourth grade my parents chose to pull me out and homeschool me. We joined a local homeschool group filled with Quiverfull homeschoolers. My parents had gone to a different church, one which was very Charismatic (we spoke in tongues, exorcised people, "healed" with prayer) but not necessarily quite so extreme as the IFB school I had been sent to. However, as my father became more violent (he had a lot of mental issues and was an extreme hoarder), my mother (who was a borderline hoarder and very depressed, so much so that for the first ten years of my life she barely left her bed except to use the washroom) became more and more heavily sucked into this subculture.
My parents had already gotten rid of most TV channels over concerns about evil spirits and only allowed us to read a few classic books, but after this my mom first stopped allowing us to read anything non-Christian, then banned novels altogether. We began being forbidden to see anyone who did not go to our church or homeschool group. Since my parents never really started teaching, and I had little access to books and at the time no internet, this left little to do all day aside from copy out Bible verses and stare out the window for hours. Time sort of stopped meaning anything.
We became more into the Biblical patriarchy thing, where my father was seen
as the head of our household and a sort of direct representative from god who women were to serve and obey in every way. You weren't supposed to express any kind of wishes or desire, but leave it up to your husband/father to make all decisions for you. (if you were his daughter, this included selecting your husband--girls were expected to be stay at home daughters, serving their fathers, until marriage) Biblical femininity was emphasized, which in this case basically meant long skirts and not having opinions or desires, except to serve whatever man God chose as the best "helpmeet" possible.
For a couple of years my mom, who was herself a nurse stopped allowing us to take medicine, believing it to be witchcraft. She became more and more crazed about the idea of demons trying to attack her and our family.
Unfortunately, I was born with a birthmark on my leg. She believed that this made me Satan. My father and mother both searched for ways to fix this. I've been exorcised, had oil poured over me, had everything I owned burned, etc. It apparently didn't work.
After my father died we were at least spared his extreme violence, but my mother became only more unhinged and depressed. She mostly gave up on her idea of me as Satan, but became absolutely obsessed with the idea of Satan attacking our family. This belief is reinforced by our church and all the Charismatic material she reads. She even abandoned our homeschool group, believing it to not be concerned enough about how demons are possessing everyone.
Our church is obsessed with spiritual attacks, which are seen as stemming from absolutely everything. Anne of Green Gables? Witchcraft! Christian music? Actually sung by Satanists, filled with subliminal Satanic messages! Cabbage patch dolls? Demons who stay still when we look at them! (I'm 100% serious) The only way to ward this off is speaking in tongues, making prophesies, etc. A few people in my church believe they hear the voices of demons in their head, and said demons are chasing them. I've been there as we've all laid hands on people and prayed for them to be liberated from the demonic oppression in their lives.
I...don't really have an end to this story. I still live with my mother and sister. I still go months without seeing anyone who isn't from my church. I still have no real education, although since I can now access the internet (it's monitored, but my mother doesn't know incognito mode is a thing, so I can secretly read Homeschoolers Anonymous, No Longer Quivering, things about atheism and reddit) I've been trying to learn some math through Khan Academy. I have hope of eventual escape, even if I have no idea how just yet.
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'Khan Academy" is another clue. Obviously there are no madrassas in Iowa, but we could find out if anyone takes regular trips to Michigan.
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
11-26-2014, 01:29 AM
Nurse Clampett's daughter, perhaps?
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
11-26-2014, 03:00 AM
I can tell you this much: I WILL discover, reveal and punish the traitor at this Sunday's Sermon.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-02-2014, 05:53 AM
Good lord, what a drama queen. Little miss queeny can't get everything she wants and so her parents and church must be evil.
Give me a break.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-02-2014, 03:16 PM
***removed picture depicting bestiality***
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-03-2014, 05:23 AM
This pretty much depicts the atrocities that I've seen on this website.
Maybe you shouldn't be so crazy.
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-03-2014, 08:59 AM
Reddit? Isn't that a communist website?
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-03-2014, 11:13 AM
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Reddit? Isn't that a communist website?
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Yes, it stands for "REDs Dominating Information Technology"
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-13-2014, 03:39 AM
What a whiny brat! As a young girl, I knew better to whine, or think about complaining thoughts. It was not useful, and not godly. I knew that if I didn't like something, it did not matter, at all. The only thing that mattered was obeying my father and obeying the Lord. And to this day, my husband has yet to hear a complaint from me (given we are recently married), and will not here one out of me since I haven't complained for about 10 years. "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection." 1 Timothy 2:11
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-13-2014, 04:02 AM
What an ungrateful child! But I take solace in the following verse.
Proverbs 22:6 Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
She will see that she is wrong and will soon return to the Lord.
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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-21-2014, 12:10 AM
I've never heard of this Quiverfull movement but it sounds like a very scary and dangerous cult.
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-21-2014, 12:17 AM
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I've never heard of this Quiverfull movement but it sounds like a very scary and dangerous cult.
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Being enthusiastic about Genesis 1:28 is scary and dangerous?
Wow.
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-21-2014, 12:18 AM
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I've never heard of this Quiverfull movement but it sounds like a very scary and dangerous cult.
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So you have an opinion on something you know nothing about and you are not even ashamed of yourself? I assume you also run around naked and vote for Obama?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-21-2014, 12:20 AM
Lol, not hardly. Anyone who wasn't walking around in stupid would know that is a cult from the lady's description of it.
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-21-2014, 02:52 AM
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Lol, not hardly. Anyone who wasn't walking around in stupid would know that is a cult from the lady's description of it.
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-22-2014, 12:25 AM
I for one is glad that this has been posted to redit. now if only it was posted on 4chan maybe then this site will be DDOSed into oblivion
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-22-2014, 12:43 AM
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I for one is glad that this has been posted to redit. now if only it was posted on 4chan maybe then this site will be DDOSed into oblivion
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A smart person would realize that is an interstate transmission of a threat, which happens to be a felony.
Your IP has been logged.
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-22-2014, 01:20 AM
there is a large difference between wishing for something to happen and actually doing it. i was just stating that 4chan has a history with taking matters into their own hands
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-22-2014, 01:27 AM
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there is a large difference between wishing for something to happen and actually doing it. i was just stating that 4chan has a history with taking matters into their own hands
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Re: Treason alert! Reddit.com a safe haven for satanic traitors! -
12-22-2014, 01:34 AM
I actually love the idea of humans being free and equal...answer me this why do you follow a religion that supports slavery
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